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State of the plan.

As I posted a while back I had planned to spend at least a month in Ohio before spending 5 months in Alaska. I never revealed my reasons for going to Ohio but I will now.

Basically, I had planned to travel to Ohio and gather the guns I didn't have access to in Florida (they were stolen by a family member and I never bothered getting them back.)

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  • a knight's armament sr-15.

  • A barrett.

  • A Benelli M4

But this wasn't the only reason, I had also planned to use Ohio for survival training in colder climates. I am an experienced swamp dweller but my experience in cold weather is lacking.

My family caught wind of my planned Alaska trip while I was in Ohio and staged some kind of intervention under the idea they didn't think I'd survive.

I managed to get my guns back though, and am now back in Florida. I will make another attempt at Alaska when the heat dies down and my family isn't on my case.

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Jesus people like you shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near guns

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Shall. Not. Be. Infringed.

:!marseykneel: :usa: :marseykneel:

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Can we infringe a little? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

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No.

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:marseykyle:

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We should put together a fund to buy him more guns and an anarchists cookbook, see how big of a news story he can be

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I have read the anarchist cookbook many times.

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The illegal one or the pussified one?

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Do you know how to make ricin?

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in soup? in jambalaya? in what?

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Coom on some rice and let it ferment for three weeks.

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Other than how to properly hold a knife for knife fights and clothes traps I dont remember any of it seeming legit

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Most of it is bullshit or a good way to lose a foot.

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How many wallet chains have you owned?

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Anarchist cookbook is a free pdf

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If being a creepy recluse with a home arsenal including improvised explosives was newsworthy in Alaska CNN wouldn't have had time to invent covid. He's going to die with a whimper, probably after driving his car into an embankment before he even makes it past the valley.

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Pizzashill is going to put rdrama.net on the map!

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SHALL NOT

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Frick off stepper my tax information is none of your darn business commie

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Or the internet.

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Please don't get eaten by bears, Pizza. :taypray:

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This ^

But actually the opposite

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what's wrong with bears?

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They framed Brian!

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:marseycapy:

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Is that the Kazakh that married a s*x doll? Well, two s*x dolls.

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Idk I just typed gay bear into the gif thingy and he looked like a gay bear to me.

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The kazakh is a ginger

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Why do you need your family's permission to go? Are you a literal child?

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Hello, police? Yes, hi. My wordswordswordswords son who sits around an Internet drama site all the livelong day to dunk of rightoids is on his way to CROSS STATE LINES with a cache of weapons. Yes, he identifies as left-leaning and hates women. Maybe take earplugs if you catch him.

:marseycop: :marseypizzashill:

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Imagine the police ask him to write a statement and he starts essayposting

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Sir I haven't gone home in five days. My children are crying on the phone. Can you please end your statement now?

   

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Hey, who the frick gave this kid pen and paper? Get that lady cop back in here, it made him do something he called "sneeding"

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No, but it is not worth the hassle and there is also a chance they call the police and I'd rather not get pulled over with an arsenal in my car and a bunch of survival gear.

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How are you going to cross international borders with a car full of guns?

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Very carefully. Though this was something else I worried about.

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Just fly them up there. Unless you're like, poor or you shouldn't legally have these guns.

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He could also just ship them to himself if he still wanted to drive for some neurodivergent reason

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Alaska State ferry from Seattle is the way to go. The AlCan "highway" is not something you want to do in winter, guns or no guns.

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I promise you are not the first person to move to Alaska with a home arsenal. It's fricking annoying in that the Canadians make you fill out a permit for each individual firearm and the permit is granted for a specific period, so if you show up early they won't let you across, but it's really not this cartel job you're hyping it up to be.

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The only reason why you would care if they call the police is if you have a criminal record or were previously (currently?) in the looney bin. The frick are the cops going to do if you are taking a trip to Alaska? How is your family going to be a hassle if you fricked off to a state so far you have to drive through another country to get there?

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HES CROSSING STATE LINES

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Cops are clowns dude they'll hassle you any way they can especially if they find a bunch of guns in your car. It's just not worth dealing with.

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Why the frick would you let the cops search your car?!

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Pizza thinks cops work like in the movies. If you think someone is a narc you just have to ask them if they are a cop

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:marseybigbrain:

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The leafs will (or at least should) absolutely give a shit of him trying to transit through.

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Just say your name is Ted and you're going to your cabin when you get pulled over.

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Have some of my donuts, officer

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Survival gear and guns are like, par for the course in AK though. Unless the guns are illegal or stolen, the cops won't do shit about it. Especially since you're white.

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Trust the plan, just two more weeks until Alaska.

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You have literally never touched a gun.

You are not an experienced swamp dweller.

You are fat.

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So are crocodiles, but you wouldn't doubt their swamp dwelling ability

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Crocodiles are wimps who in live the keys and beaches, alligators are the real swamp kings.

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The clarity and sheer bluntness of this made me laugh so fricking hard

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He's talked about his guns many times. Also his angry outbursts at people in public.

I'm shocked he's not killed someone yet.

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Yeah I’m sure pizza has a Barrett lol

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hey guys. im gonna go long distance hiking into the alaskan wilderness with a barrett. i know all about guns and survival πŸ˜™

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Ohio

Training for colder weather

Delusional southerncels keep losing and losing.

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I am from Ohio and am comfortable there as I used to camp there often.

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If you're comfortable there, then it's not very good training for the cold is it?

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He's not saying you can't handle Ohio.

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