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Ronaldo outed as dramanaut. r/soccer reacts

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/r687ji/cristiano_ronaldos_pinned_comment_on_instagram?sort=controversial
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For any confused burgers:

So basically a Ronaldo fan on instagram posted a wall of text criticising messi.

Ronaldo like the absolute chad he is decided to reply with his official account saying: factsπŸ‘€πŸ‘

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So why are they mad lmao, don't europoors like their banter anymore?

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This kind of stuff is why I love Ronaldo but we both know redditors will get mad at anything.

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r/soccer is full of what are called the "prawn sandwhich brigade". The type of big poofters who want to sanitise and cleanse football of what they see it's unsavoury working class habits, such as monkey chants, throwing bananas, shouting abusive chants etc. at the opposition. Basically want to gentrify, and of course anyone on Reddit is going to be part of that.

"You can't call the referee a wanker mate, that's a bit harsh."

"Ronaldo cant just criticise a blatant snub like that, that's a bit harsh."

Etc

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Ah, so the same type of r-slurs who think penalties for taunting should exist in every sport. Goddarnit, when did nerds feel like they could start voicing their opinions about sports.

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"Adebayor, Adebayor, three died in Angola, it should have been four" references this

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"He used to like bus trips, but not anymore"

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Banter is cancelled, sweaty. Too many hurt feelings and we can't have that in this year of our Lord Funkopops :marseynails:

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Unironically this.

Folks literally can’t take the bantz any more.

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why are they mad

They're redditors.

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r/soccer is full of strags

They're even having an r/atheism moment right now. They like jails a lot, like jailing player who headbutted an opponent, jailing people who post racist comments on FB etc. I think at some point there was a poll and majority of them have never been to a stadium, and poll is something that only more regular users will take, if you include the r/all or frontpage people it's really low.

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"majority of them have never been to a stadium"

Disgusting creatures.

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The destructive fanaticism is the only fun thing about watching soccer

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Our cultural norms tell us that successful people are supposed to be humble, even when they're right and the audience is wrong. This is the main reason why people hate Kanye - because he tends not to do this "fake humility" bullshit that is so common among celebrities right now. Even among supposedly "educated" people, humility is more important than success. There's this guy Nassim Nicholas Taleb who has written some brilliant books about investment (and backed it up with results) but because he talks down to his intellectual inferiors (which is most people) a lot of people hate him, because it's easier to hate somebody who criticizes you than to accept that their criticism might be valid.

God I hate this culture of self-delusional bullshit

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thank you for giving us Ronaldo :marseylove:

:marseystars:

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No problem! I hope we don't meet in CL knockouts or Ronaldo might tear us a new one.

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:chad:

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My goat 🐐

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This is just sad. You're one of the best footballers of all time you are rich you are successful. Have a bit of dignity.

I don't watch sports, but it makes sense that the "people" (:soyjakyell:) whining about this are just mad jealous

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Messi fans/Redditors hate Ronaldo because he represents what they will never be.

Ronaldo is rich, handsome and famous and most importantly he got there by hardwork alone, this angers the redditor.

They also jealous that messi will never generate as much drama as Ronaldo.

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Cristiano is r-slurred. Lewandowski should have won the entire thing and it’s not even close.

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Yeah I also think Lewandoski should of won this year (and last one aswell), but I will always endorse Cristiano generating seethe from messi fans.

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should of

r-slur detected.

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yes

:gigachad2:

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Cristiano generating seethe from messi fans.

lmao, keep coping eurocel, we messichads are very happy with this SEVEN Ballon d’Or, we have no reasons to seethe now

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LOL Ronaldo has the same ammount of hat tricks this season as pessi has goals in the farmers league.

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Sorry, i cant hear your seethe over the sound of a Copa AmΓ©rica and 7 Ballon d’Or :marseytwerking:

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Ok

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:marseycope:

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Messi winning was the perfect result for :marseymerchant: :marseycoin: :!marseymerchant:

He's still a :marseymanlet: though, even after his treatment

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Ronaldo was seen as disposable to Juventus - he's old and doesn't defend much anymore, so he's kind of a burden in today's heavy-pressing game. He just hangs around the box while hoping to score a tap-in. Man Utd's temporary manager benched him immediately.

My genuine question - that I won't write on r/soccer because I don't go there anymore - is why wasn't Kyle Walker in the running? I know defenders don't get much love, but the BdO top 10 is basically a list of players that he's pocketed this year. He won a zillion trophies with Man City, Euros final, CL final, and made the Euros XI.

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Walker joined not long ago IIRC and lost both finals. I agree that defenders don't get love, it's rare that they win the Ballon D'or

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Walker had a good season but even among just defenders he wasn't the standout for either his club or country, Ruben Dias at City and Luke Shaw at the Euros had a larger impact. Defenders are massively overlooked though, Van Dijk not winning in 2019 was ridiculous

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Kylie Walker isn't even the best Right-Back in Machester City, Cancelo is clear.

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Messinauts cope and seethe. He's done nothing to deserve it this year.

As the great man said, factos πŸ‘πŸ‘€

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Penaldo :marseyseethe: Pessi :marseyaward:

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factos

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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b-word? I'll have you know that I graduated in the top half of my class in highschool and I've watched over 300 episodes of judge judy. I am trained in wikipedia search tactics and I am the top lawyer in the entire US Pol armchair forces. You are nothing to me, but just another mistrial.

Snapshots:

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