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Newest burger school shooter looks like a young pizzashill i swear to god

https://nypost.com/2021/12/01/michigan-school-shooting-suspect-identified-as-ethan-crumbley

Holy shit the last thing 4 people saw in the world was this kid holding a gun

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lmao frick me I’d bully him right up until the second he shot me


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I love how the branch ornament in the wall looks like it's connected to his head, I think it says a lot about society :marseypipe:

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he spend alot of time without touching grass, so nature did a welfare check.

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It's frickin' Ralph.

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I get why he did it, darn that sucks lmao.

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Yeah I can't blame him

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Yea I don't even care. Talk shit get hit.

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I'd tell him to get that arm out of his bussy

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Because he looks like a ventriloquist dummy

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Unless you get shot in the lung or the fatal triangle no reason to not bully him afterwards until you bleed out tho

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Suspect Ethan Crumbley, 15, was bullied

Not enough

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Darn half-measures.
Bully a kid enough: Commits neck rope
Bully a kid, but half-butt it: Pumped up kicks <-- You Are Here
Bully a kid, but just a little bit: Pronouns in bio
Don't bully at all: Twitter Verified #acab #blm

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Bully a kid enough and they become a productive member of society

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The bullies become the productive members of society. They never stop doing their best to give back to the rest of us

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Where do you fall on this list?

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I'm a landchad, so clearly I succeeded.

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No bullying needed.

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:soyjakfront: :!zoomersoy:

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He's got most of /pol face but am I wrong in observation that this is first wide headed one? Long narrow heads were common feature in all previous mayo spree killers I can recall even those lacking rest of pol face. Maybe outlier but it is notable.

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the new zealand mosque shooter was pretty broad and honestly overall did not fit the phenotype, we must further research

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he was such a memer he even changed his face to look like an aussie-poster

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:marseyclapping: bring :marseyclapping: back :marseyclapping: phrenology :marseyclapping:

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He looks like every skinhead mong in Finland buying overpriced energy drinks and Kismet

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All of this would have been avoided, if his father gave him the belt.

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This kid looks nothing like me, especially not when I was younger.

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I saw it in the eyes, in the face structure somewhat

in those kissable lips

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in those kissable lips

He's a minor and neurodivergent.

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Yeah, but he longposts good and makes rightoids sneed so I love him anyway.

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Good thing we don’t have rightoids here. :marseyjam:

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:marseywave:

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:marseydead:

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Stay strong king, I think you look like slightly chubbier Pete Davidson and he apparently one of the hottest men

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A girl I was dating said this same thing to me and I ghosted her.

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Random foids compare me to serial killers so at least you’re not that bad

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They're saying you're hot

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true, but that’s a neurodivergent way to do it.

β€œOmg you look like Joe from You. I wouldn’t mind if you killed me ;)”

-real quote

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I wouldn’t mind if you killed me ;)

Don't mind if I do :marseytrollgun:

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When my wife picked me up from the airport, I was wearing a baseball cap and she didn't recognize me at first. Said I looked like the unibomber and she kinda liked it.

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:marseybooba: :marseyunabomber:


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What does it say for me if chicks say I look like Clark Kent?

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that you look like a journo

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You talk to capeshitters too much, not a good look brother

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They see you as a nerd and not Superman.

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That you’re gay looking and they expect you’re wearing spandex under your button up.

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It’s the butthole eyes.

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pizza interacting with foids in a non-negative way in any capacity

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Mostly I just neg them and it seems to work

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Well if it works it works, good job king :marseyking:

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BASED

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Pete Davidson is one of the ugliest motherlovers on the planet

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My man just needs to wear sunglasses 24/7, he has the ugliest eyes I've ever seen

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...foid tastes are weird.

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Dad kinda looks like that redditor who posted the divorce selfie lmao

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American zoomers can literally not be serious for five seconds even if they are on school lockdown with active shooter. Also, could they stop wearing sweatpants and leggins all the time? smh at their style

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Yeah can we talk about that? Literal school shooter on the other side of the door and this dude laughs and says "he said bro, red flag, bro"

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An Instagram account bearing Crumbley’s name, which has since been deleted, had the phrase β€œβ€™Now I am become Death, the destroyer of world’. See you tomorrow, Oxford”

Bruh look at this dood

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Some of You Guys are Alright, Don't go to School Tomorrow

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Classmates said he was bullied

THE MAN hates this fact because it takes the focus off more polarizing subjects like guns.

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Turns out the kid that shot up the school in Michigan had been threatening to do so for weeks or months leading up to it. He published a countdown of when he was going to do it. He brought a severed deer head to the school and said he was going to do the same to everyone else what he did to the deer.

People had been reporting his behavior this whole time, to the school administrators and to the police. Nothing was done. Why?

Because Michigan has no red flag system. There is no mechanism to disarm somebody when they make these kinds of threats. The State of Michigan by its inaction permitted this school shooting to take place.

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You expect teenagers and school administrators to notice patterns? Have you learned nothing from r/teachers?

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This will be a great weapon for further bullying. Can you imagine getting shit on by everyone you know including teachers and then someone reports you as a suspected school shooter and you spend a weekend in jail? :marseyropeyourself:

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Looks like Kylie's younger sister.

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That's a rough way to look at 15, smh.


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i bet the media doesn't immediately stop talking about this like that murderous SUV or that black kid who shot up a school.

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There is no way this kid is 15. He's like 10 max.

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Wtf is this at the bottom of the article lol, what am I even supposed to say to this jesus.

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nypost

It's all the trash can.

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Imagine being btfo by a 15 year old.

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School shootings are American culture.

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if i got shot by him i'd die laughing

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I don't think you understand this community. You're going to get fricked over, real hard. Stalked, Doxxed, Harassed, you name it. I guess that's what you wanted though, because you never had attention from your parents so you look for it online. Besides, her bussy was taken down twice already before, and it always comes back.

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