Gaijin walks into r/japancirclejerk to show local sushi people that he "totally isn't like those OTHER Gaijin"

Our honolable son of the rising sun in learning tries in vain to show his fellow Japanese how he is one of them by blood and soul

"My girlfriend forced me to watch Anime"

"I only learned Japanese because Spanish seemed boring" the stranger cries, but it's too late. The honorable mayo has already fallen for the trap of the kamikaze people.

He proceeds to be fricked with by all other local residents while showing 0 self awareness.

:marseyweeb: :marseyneckbeard:

Will he ever reach his dream of Japanese engineer, dead bedroom and wife and son that dont respect him? I pray to my dakimura for this honorable samurai.

:marseyjapanese:

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God tier post

For those who won’t click into thread, you’ll miss the best

It's literally in the name buddy. And out of the two of us I'm very cool so far and you are throwing yourself at me. So I'm guessing the hot one is getting roasted. Just a hunch though.

My guess is that you’re mentally disabled kid that all the popular kids are nice to to score points with the teachers .

See you're devolving into petty name calling and although disabled mentally on a technicality it's the cool disabilities like Borderline Personality Disorder and ADHD. And I ate lunch with the science teachers because Im socially awkward and they were happy to talk about science news. I was two grades ahead in science so I stood out a bit in the 11th grade IB classes when I was 14. I had four friends give or take, one of whom had to ask me out because I'm an oblivious moron. I was by no means cool, even my sport was boring, I did cross country for fricks sake. A sport where you slowly run in a direction for an hour and then stop.

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What the frick is a Gaijin

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In the good ol' US of A (greatest nation on earth) we would refer to these "people" as Aliens or dirty Mexicans. Border jumping women raping on my Tacobell spitting migrants here to take my middle class tax dollar for their 5 children on welfare.

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"Derogatory" "slur" for foreigner.

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Aren't Koreans considered Gaijin?

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Whites and blacks are barbarians thats why they are gaijin.

Asians are civilized and thats why they are gaikokujin.

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Asians should be properly referred to as naijokujin. :marseysmug2:

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a goomba

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Gaijin are Gaikokujin otherwise known as ε€–δΊΊ

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Literally "outside (gai) person (jin)"

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IS THAT RAWHIDE HIMSELF?

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Not many countries have the cultural force of Japan where your culture's simps have to prove they're not actually simping for you and have to feign aloof disinterest to not be laughed at(while they are squeaking like a groupie internally when they so much as see a single kanji).

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Lol this guy is fricking r-slurred. So he either didn’t get into Stanford or he’s a larping high school student or something. Stanford runs the Yokohama IUC, the most renowned advanced language school in Japan. You can do a semester abroad at literally any college.

But the best part is the β€œI did cross country, we slowly for an hour.” This r-slur is saying it took him a fricking hour to run a 5K, so he’s likely straight up obese. Like imagine being so neurodivergent that you brag about how horrible you were at something.

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Weebs are the worst.

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