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American rightoids are absolutely seething about the French election

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Winning an election is treason :marseygigaretard:

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I need a Time Pool Marsey stat

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Better to just stay home then don't vote.

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I think I speak for !chuds and !nonchuds alike in saying that I don't care in the least about what the French do.


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The French belong in the kitchen


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I think you mean the oven

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:#marseyhesrighttalking:

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I like when they make American rightoids seethe.

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:#interuptedreading:

The French are destroying themselves again? Must be a day that ends in "Y".

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>britbong

>not caring about what the French do

:#marseysurejan:

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TURN PARIS INTO A CARPARK FOR THE REST OF EUROPE

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They did a Labour chud crushing. This is good, objectively.

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Labour is English and leftist and won lol


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Disagree, I like it when they suffer

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We can always take comfort knowing no matter how bad it gets in France the French will find ways to make it even worse :marseyembrace:

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Problรจme?

:#macroncooltalking:

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chudlets trollรฉ style รฉpique :#macronarmscrossed:

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Why do we have Macron stickers lmao

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@Aevann can we only use Macron emojis for the next 24 hours in honor of his victory?

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sure u can

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Crazy just how many groups of people he's pissed off: rightoids, leftoids, Muslims, yellow vests, young, old, ziggers. In terms of radical centrism, Macron should be in the goat discussion

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/ourguy/ :#macroncool: :marseyfinge!rhearts:

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He now gets to side with either the left or right now whenever he wants to do anything, this could make France slightly more functional

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NEVER EVEN DOUBTED THE PLAN. LONG LIVE MQCRQN :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer:

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Jupiterians have never failed.

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>Russia is the only common sense conservative country

>Rest are just commie cucks

>Pack up my bags

>Go to Russia

>Shitholistan incarnate

>Civil authorities raid my house twice in a week

>Pressed into military service soon afterwards

>1 Kalashnikov, 3 mags, 1 bandaid for first aid

>Get wounded from Ukrainian drone

>Point at head to comrade

>He finishes me off

>End up on /r/combatfootage for libcucks to laugh at me

!chuds :chudits#over:

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>Be Russian

>Gopniks in local park pin me down and have gay s*x with me

>Complain to police

>They also r*pe

>Go to jail

>R*ped by other men for "being a cute twink"

>Drafted and sent to front lines in glorious Novo Rossiya

>You guessed it- r*ped by commanding officers

>Get blown up by drone with big peepee painted on RPG warheads

Such is life very heterosexual and conservative Russia

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So russians are the indians of the white race :marseyhmm:

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??? :marseysaluteussr:

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I hate how their propaganda works despite being so low effort. If they respected us enough to put in effort, I'd feel a lot better about them giving westerners brain worms

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Whats impressive to me is how well they fan the flames of conspiratardism.

Like over 10 years ago on r conspiracy i started noticing basically every conspiratard was rabidly pro russia.

I used to post articles about russia and theyd get spam downmarseyd then post the same article and replace russia with america and theyd get spam upmarseyd and a ton of people would comment about how evil america is without even realizing the article was about russia.

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Thats not because of propaganda, thats because they live in america and not in russia.

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Honestly the low effort makes me want to become a Russian propagandist, it seems so fun to shitpost all day (although the salary probably isn't great)

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It's great pay if you're a Russian

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They pay directly in vodka

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Ok but I'm from a civilised country

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If Russia is the future you want you should be like them and drink rocket fuel. Abortion, prostitution, alcoholism, and child abuse are not the future I want for any nation.

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Based dramatard Putler

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>Tories?

Destoried

>Le Pen?

Pennihilated

>Europe?

Saved

!nonchuds it was a good week

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>europe saved

Europoors are beyond saving regardless of who wins the elections. JFL bros, britbong nuclear engineers start out at 36k bongbucks. Their nuclear engineers are literally only slightly above a burger king employee in burgerstan. Literally irredeemable.

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Its the ultimate flex. Bongs without london are poorer than bumfrick nowhere usa, and with london their nuke engineers pale in comparison to your avg nobody. Meme continent.

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At least I am not far away from Luxembourg :marseysoutherner:

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What's interesting in Luxembourg?

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Salaries

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Que?

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It's illegal to work more than 38 hours a week in France. Hardest working Europeans.

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I'll send thoughts and prayers about you slaving 10h/day during my paid 1h lunch break (we actually stay 1h30m-2h) in my 6h work day.

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Wow. There's nothing more rewarding than working 12 hour days for Goyslop Inc as an exempt-from-overtime employee until you die at 55 from a heart attack due to a shit sleep schedule and a steady diet of Arby's.

It's truly a accomplishment to be memorialized in the Tri-State region newsletter as a "hard worker" with instructions on how to attend the virtual service at Faith Liberty Zion Baptist Church while your wife applies for Social Security since you have no pension.

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:#macrontimesup:

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A shadowjannied straight yt chud (probably boo tbh) is mad at y'all

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@USCENTCOM @pizzashill @ElverGalarga @Wegkerflurgler @Arm thoughts??

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That poor fellow is clearly extremely drama :marseytea: deficient. We must pray for the lad as he attempts to form his own drama :marseygatekeeper2: rather than leaning back and enjoying the spoils of these elections like any clever :marseymischevious: dramasexual would.


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:#marseyflaggermany1935:

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Europe saved for Muslimchads, Jews sorry guys looks like your heading for round 2 with the ovens

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We're so fricking back.

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Europe? Saved

Muslims are voting for leftist

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Muslims aren't voting

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Islam is right about women and gays.

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They vote for left because left lick their butt

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So the left is smart and is courting a growing voter demographic instead of insulting them? It's even funnier because Muslims are massive chuds themselves and right wingers could probably win their votes if they stopped blaming them for the upcoming fall of the west (in 2 weeks)

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The moment Muslims are majority they will dump the leftists and vote for anti lgbt stuff

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Burgers can't understand anything beyond their r-slurred 2 party culture war, what else is new?

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Yes but now I want to bully the chuds.

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and also whatever the rest of the french claim to be tbh

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Seriously.People were claiming that side A won, then people were claiming that side B won.

Were the first reports incorrect? Are they about separate things? Did everything have to be redone for some reason?

What even is actually going on over there?

And, uh, does it have anything to do with that one video of topless chicks mopping a plaza? I hope whatever way it ends up leads to more of that.

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Multiple elections and multiple rounds.

European elections: far right wins huge amount of seats in the European Parliament, Macron's party gets very few seats, he freaks out and dissolves the national assembly so we can hold an early legislative election hoping it will relegitimize his party at home.

French legislative elections 1st round: huge win by far right party against a fragmented opposition.

French legislative elections 2nd round: All parties on the left and of the center (Macron) form an alliance. Candidates in the alliance who passed the first round drop-out except for the one most likely to win. Voters who had voted for candidates who dropped out now have no choice but to vote for the single remaining candidate of the alliance giving them a crushing majority over the far right.

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lol euro politics are way worse

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socialists just won

not really

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if you consider the left as a whole kind of maybe, but party alliances are notoriously volatile

nobody won, what is really going to happen is chaos, since there is no majority anywhere

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They will fracture as soon as possible but the at the end of the day the fact remains that 65% of the country will always unite to vote not RN.

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65% of the country would unite against anyone.

The French are notorious for hating themselves.

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I cant stand those quislings.

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>nobody won, what is really going to happen is chaos

Mr President, tear down the 5th Republic constitution. We are sending @pizzashill over as an advisor to help you draft a new one.

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This is good for dramacoin.

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Rightoid party literally has the biggest seat share. They may not have won, but surely they have enough influence to sway the policies now?

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yes but no

the rest will most likely vote against any of their policies because "far right", and surely constantly cockblocking the biggest party will end well next elections, especially when they already have a significant lead in vote count (which doesn't matter that much for these elections, but certainly will for presidential ones)

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This is just a small preview of the reaction when Trump inevitably loses again this year. :cryingtrumpjak:

Funny how the system is only rigged when the fascists lose. :marseyflagironguard:

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"The system is rigged unless the popular vote for my party matches the representative electoral size EXACTLY. NOOOOO IT'S UNFAIR!!!!"

And they don't realize their savior Trump still won the presidency via Electoral College by several tens of electors despite losing the popular vote in 2016.

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I'll never get the popular vote crying. Every party knows how the election works and the goal of their campaigns is to win the election. So they don't try to win the popular vote, so the popular vote is irrelevant. Why waste time & money on such a thing?

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It's just being a sore loser

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Step 1. Complain that its a democracy

Step 2. Say its so over (for democracy)

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Well why is the republican party in denial that they lose the popular vote all the sudden.

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Trump may have lost the popular vote in 2016, but he did win by KO

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Just don't ask what happened in 2016

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That's because 100% of people are secretly fascist and voting for fascists they can just feel it

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A coup is when people strategically maneuver to beat us in an election.

I love how similar berntards are to chuds lmao. When they cried election fraud over people dropping out of a primary to endorse the candidate more in line with their views.

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more in line with their views.

You're so out of touch that it has to be a larp, do better.

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Im out of touch? Thats literally what happened.

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You think the other candidates were more in line with Bernie :marseyhmmm:

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The only candidate closest to Bernie for bernie bro r-slurs was the "whats aleppo" guy.

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So what is the disagreement you're having? :marseyfacepalm:

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Who are you? Nevermind, stay in your lane neighbor.

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Take the L, bozo.

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How about you take that L and lick my nuts, idiot.

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At least we know you can read one letter. :marseysmug3:

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What are you even trying to say? Did you fail to read two sentences?

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Seeing as how I quoted one of them, no. Clearly you failed to read.

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