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thats much better than poj tbh

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I hope that broccoli is steamed and not boiled.

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Thawed in the microwave

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:marseychefkiss:

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im r-slurred, idk why i thought you were the OP.

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idk why i thought you were the OP.

because his name is blue and you are a redditor used to this color combo for OP in reddit

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@pizzashill and @ManBearFridge both have lobster claws for feet. Easy mistake, don't worry too much about it

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What the frick are those?!

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I just didn't look at the posters name, saw that comment and straight assumed lmao

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Half of it is mushy, half still cold. :marseybiting:

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Or else you'll be steamed?

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Negro, you see the cigarette ash on the table?


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depression meals

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Why aren't you calling these celebration meals?

Turn that frownie upside-downie, pizza! You don't have to babysit a crippling alcoholic anymore :marseyjam:

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>mfw no crippling alcoholic gf to babysit

why even live

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even worse: that gf is also a dramatard.

whoever marries @snallygaster will be king

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That pork looks delicious :marseylickinglips:

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Its pretty good, i bake it in lemon/lime/orange juice i squeeze.

I gave some to a foid i know from work and she got my number from some other foid and started randomly texting me "what you doing."

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started randomly texting me "what you doing."

Pork ==> Porking

:marseycool2: Nice

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Is this one of the 18yos?

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Shes like 25 I think. I dont think shes had real food in years though so it was cheating. She kept trying to bait me into inviting her over one night on her birthday which i found weird. Given shes not ugly i viewed this as an alarm bell.

Kept asking me what I was watching and saying "oh im watching tv too I love that show too."

She lives 5 doors away from me too soo

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!metashit pizza celibacy arc

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Not rly but if a woman tries to bait you into inviting her over on her birthday after texting you for 2 days and she isnt ugly, it's kind of like when an insect has a lot of bright colors.

It's something ted simp would do, and I imagine her to be the most colorful insect of all.

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SHES ALREADY DEAD

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One can hope

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:marseyxd#:

ted catching fricking 50cals


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A foid going to a random dude's place on her birthday sounds like a top quality b-word. Way to go.

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You have to remember that he works exclusively with negroes. So all the foids from work are 400 pound Laqueshas.

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I actually work with 0 blacks.

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You must remain chaste, stay strong!

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No one is this r-slurred

This is like when a shitty movie director becomes self aware and tries too be funny. Bad bit. Or Carp Alt

@PermaChudRanch love sucking peepee less than Carp

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You know how many times ive told real stories on here to get responses like this? Thats it, ill brb.

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Suck my peepee BIPOC

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Suck my peepee

!gaystapo !friendsofpizzashill crossover event

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Looks pretty fake. You use a much larger font because of your broken eyes.

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Youre a schizo

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Honest question pizza do you want children?

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Heck no

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:mjlol:

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it also doesnt look halal :marseytaliban:

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I'm pretty sure that means it's delicious

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I'm pretty sure that means it's deliciousharam

FTFY! :stoning:

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:!#marseymini: :#stoning:

Halal bbqs sound awful

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Shwarma and kebabs are halal and very tasty.


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:marseythinkorino: I forgot about kebabs... That's a very good point.

Shwarma is tasty too but if you're going to go through all that work, just go with al pastor pork. :!marseyagree:

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Im a Gyro man personally.


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halal bbq has a lot more side-items that aren't so heavy.

I'll take a side salad with my beef ribs over burnt ends tbh

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I usually use bbq beans and pulled pork as my measure for bbq. I'd have nothing to measure :marseyconfused2:

To sincere post for a second. I've never been to a halal bbq but I love how each culture does bbq different but it's all wonderful. :marseyheart:

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Do you wear your shoes inside?

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People shit and c*m everywhere in public and you're treading it onto your carpets :marseysick:

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I shit and c*m in my house all the time though...

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I shit and c*m in ur mom all the time.

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I shit and c*m inside of you you homo

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I've never even met you, but I can say your mother is very disappointed in you.

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>I've never even met you

He says, with my shit and c*m dripping out of him

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Only into a towel for me

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That would never be acceptable in a Korean house.

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Do you have a custom made house slipper for your club foot?

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I've got this goddarn "boot" that keeps my foot level on the ground that I use if I have to walk far. :marseysad: There's a muscle in the knee that normally pulls upward on your foot to keep it in place, but mine no longer exists.

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a muscle in the knee

Which one? There's 6 that come to mind involved in general foot frickery

keep it in place

Is making me think tibialis posterior, this b-word:

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I dunno, it might have been more than one. I've got drop foot, as in I can't lift the forward half of my foot so it just kinda droops down at about a 30 degree angle. Also I've completely lost the ability to move my toes upward.

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Hopefully they'll have a cyborg lower leg for you by 2035 :marseyexcitedexosuit:

Robodactor

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I don't know. I'm afraid I would lose humanity if I didn't have the natural sensation of stubbing my toe.

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Just sound your peepee-hole then

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wow, I hope you get better. Is that something that gets better?


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No. The foot stuff is permanent. :marseyrain: Hopefully I can compensate for it though with a special brace in my shoe or something. It wouldn't be much of a problem then.

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Have you given any thought to those fake feet the olympian who shot his gf used?

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darn, that sucks bro. :marseycheerup:


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He posted a pic of him wearing shoes inside before. The sick frick

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Eating this but doesn't work out

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I have been lifting for like 3 weeks now

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I hope that youre focusing on your form so that you dont frick up your posture

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Brother im full sending it and actively trying to buy gear rn.

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why do you need gear? Just run through the woods and do body weight exercises. Regardless of your workout style, Im glad to see a fellow dramatard prepping their body for the impending communist or fascist take over. Dont forget to stretch!

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>body weight exercises

:marseyyikes:

Don't listen to this twink, Pizza. I wanna see you 250 by Christmas and then 190 by the 4th of July.

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unless ypure disabled or a fat, body weight exeecises and compund exercises are vital to developing muscles properly. Even if you also use weights/a full gym you should still be dping some pushups/pullups/rows, etc.

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Bodyweight rows? Neighbor, you can be serious.

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you can be serious.

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>bodyweight

Or you know, just do it on bar :marseyxd: Only cute twinks do bodyweight exercises

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No, I like to have maximum control of my body. If you cant through youre own weight around, then youre a b-word. If you can move uoure body weight around with maximum efficinecy then you have achieved greatness. Your strategy is dumb