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Single mom can't pick men and does :marseyboink: work; a tale as old as time

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/1dv2cmx/ideas_of_how_to_make_fast_money_im_at_my_wits_end/

/r/breakingmoms, the ever gushing well of hysterics and broken families.

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((Also I had to makeup somewhat for the /r/autism post, not my best work))

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Meet our mom of the day: Bria_in_pgh.

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Today my bd got arrested. He went into a blind rage the other day at our landlord at our landlords corner store nearby to our house and entirely destroyed the store. Ran from the police for a day and when I woke up the next day I inherently had received a text from his best friend proving to me that he's been using drugs recently, which was a suspicion of mine based on his weird recent behavior with me but I was waiting for proof before I confronted him. I immediately gave him the ultimatum being either he owns up to what he's been doing and we get him help or I'm calling the police to the house to come pick him up. He denies denies denies and starts screaming at me while the kids are in the house. So, I called the police and he tried to flee but they took him in to jail once they finally got him in custody. Come to find out later he snapped on my landlord for a constable apparently placing an imminent eviction notice on my door. I'm now finding out he's been lying this entire time and hasn't paid our rent in over 4 months. I have to be out in 12 days, my 2 kids are w me I have no child care and barely any money because he's been the one working and I stay home with the kids.

I need to get an apartment and leave him asap preferably before he gets back from jail. What are some ways I can rake up around $1400 for security deposit fast? And yes I've contacted county assistance office so far but because of the holiday haven't gotten a response back yet.

Anything helps even just a kind word. Thank you all. I feel broken 😞

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She doesn't deserve this!

Her kids don't deserve this!

Now how could a now single mom on the run make a quick $1400?

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"Oh. Well....I suppose that could work for some small cash. But maybe find a job and talk to your friends and famil-"

:marseytradtalking:

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Yep.........that checks out.

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i inherently had received a text

is it just me or is that a weird butt way to use inherently

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She confused it with "apparently" because she's stupid. She's a fat, stupid whore and I need to let her know now.

/u/Bria_in_pgh You should have said "apparently" instead of "inherently" you dumb b-word.

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i wonder if she talks like that in real life

just throws in completely wrong words that are big and sound kinda smart

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It's funny as shit watching these morons try to appear sophisticated in court. They say "myself" instead of "me" or in addition to "I" all the fricking time.

:marseyjudge: Your boyfriend hit you, correct?

:marseykween: Yes, that's when he hit myself.

:marseyjudge: You defended yourself in response, correct?

:marseykween: Yes, I myself put my hands up to stop him.

Cops do the "myself" thing a lot too.

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I notice when watching police videos, a lot of the people try to use more legal sounding words and they just sound r-slurerd.

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"Altercation" isn't a legal concept, but cops fricking love that word.

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Lawyers are usually smart and use dumb Latin words to be precise or technically avoid lying while misleading and befuddling the rubes.

Cops are usually dumb rubes and they misuse fancy words to try to sound authoritative or prove they aren't.

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Try watching :marseyilluminati2: a true crime show like 48 Hours or something, and you hear cops try to sound :marseyhearnoevil: intelligent :marseythink: by rewording shit like "I saw the suspect sitting :marseyliquid: in his car after neighbors called it in" to "We arrived at the premises where :marseydrama: I observed a white :marseycocaine: male seated inside :marseyteapot: his vehicle, to which we had been alerted after other members of the community engaged with 911 and informed us of his whereabouts" and it just take 3x as long because cops are dumb and want to sound :marseyhearnoevil: intelligent.

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:marseycop: THE PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL NEXT TO WHICH I AM CURRENTLY STANDING

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are you ever going to hit level 70 you lazy fricking slime

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:slimeshrug:

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:#platypatience:

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No bites yet btw but im keeping an eye on this one

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I think there's a lot of people these days using speech to text because they're illiterate and they also can't enunciate properly.

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as of lately

It's that modern "I'm going to try to sound formal but I'm as dumb as frick" writing style.

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You could just say she writes like a :marseykween:

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This type of writing transcends race (but not gender)

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She looks mixed, but she's ratchet.

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One drop and youre black.

And one STD and youre ratchet.

Shes definitely 2 for 2

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yeah the sentence no makes sense. she needs to word gooder.

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It makes no sense and she is r-slurred. And fat.

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bitches be r-slurred :marseyretard:

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I inherently don't understand what you mean

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your inherent racism is showing

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Omg she's Ricky from Trailer Park Boys :marseyturnedon:

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This sentence is inherently incomprehensible

Come to find out later he snapped on my landlord for a constable apparently placing an imminent eviction notice on my door.

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It's poorly written, but what part is incomprehensible?

  • A constable placed an eviction notice on their door, which she didn't realize at the time.

  • The BF reacted by snapping at the landlord (by trashing his store, as we know from the rest of the post).

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Probably meant initially :marseyshrug:

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It do be like that.

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lmfao

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:#vomit: :#marseypuke:

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She is called SEXY RED. Are you disputing that name chud?

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:#dinoyes:

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lol no shit, she's like gonorrhea, if it climbed out of baltimore and picked up a mic.

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:#marseycoomer3:

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You can tell she's a heffer just from the hand. Bet there's at least one rancher that would support her :marseysoutherner:

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Where's Lenny with the sign when you need him

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:marseydetective: Does that tattoo say snack free?

Should say, snack full.

:#marseysting:

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Snack freely

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:marseyemojirofl: How did I miss that one

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Why don't they shave off the gross mole-hairs on dey 5 head🤔

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Right???? I never understood this. She looks like a premature baby born with a full head of hair and covered in amniotic fluid

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>covered in amniotic fluid

Sadly I know what you mean, but proudest day of my life despite the celibacy that followed:(

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The babycurls? It's a style.

I don't get it because every single person who has them, bought them on Amazon. Everyone knows they're fake.

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If they're fake, then why? Do hood rats want to tap that? Because it makes me want to hurl

:#marseypuke:

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I'm sure an argument can be made of "really what's the difference between fake babycurls and the fake nails your mom wears?". Everyone knows they're fake either way.

Except I hate every aspect of black culture, so the curls are bad.

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black

:marseyuna#mused: my guess

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Plans tonight anyone…(swipe for tits😍🤪)

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Ehh no thanks, the preview told me all I need to know

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Reported by:
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The technical term is ham hands

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Adding that one to the rotation :marseynotes:

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:#marseychtorrr2:

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and when I woke up the next day I inherently had received a text from his best friend

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Goddammit, I hate when trashy people try to write or talk like they're not actually r-slurred.

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Joke's on you, because they're the ones molding language.

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Based.

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I iona blive iet frfr

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Her life is one continuous !foidmoment

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chubby hands, nasty feet :marseyyikes:

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weird that should wouldn't WASH HER FEET before taking that but maybe that's what those degenerates want? idk someone here has to be one of those perverts and let us know if dirty butt feet are a thing.

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I know a foot fetishist and nasty feet is sometimes part of the interest

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it's you isn't it

and you've already messaged her on reddit haven't you

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:marseysweating:

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this is all so far down the thread no one but me will ever know

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:#marseyceiling:

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:marseyceiling:

:pepolickfoot:

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We need a :marseyceiling: but with :marseyaware: face

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:#marseyceiling:

I know

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it's over for him. everyone knows now!

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:#marseyinvestigate:

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:#marseyoperasmug:

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fat :#marseyno:

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Only $30 cmon honey momma needs the cash

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Shut up and take my baht!

:#marseyfry:

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:marsey#wouldnt:

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You're married, right? So you must be able to pick men. What's your advice for nabbing a high-value scrote? :marseychingchongnotes: :marseypokeballthrow: :!marseygigachad:

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Meet men while engaging in your hobbies and interests

My husband and I met while playing TTRP'S, and we formed a friendship before we even considered dating.

Don't rush things, let things happen organically.

STAY AWAY FROM DATING APPS

And don't try to nab any of the scrotes here, that certainly didn't work for Ted and that other one.

Oh, also have basic standards for things like hygiene and fitness.

Hardworking men value hygiene and overall health

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>Meet men while engaging in your hobbies and interests

Kinda useless advice for 90% of the female population.

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I bet this single mother met her baby daddy while eating hot chip and lying

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That's because they need better hobbies

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Maybe they need to fix that. Maybe they should have actual interests instead of just consumerism

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She's not like those other girls!

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playing TTRP'S

:#marseycringe:

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Oh I'm sorry, do you have a wonderful marriage to speak of?

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