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Single mom can't pick men and does :marseyboink: work; a tale as old as time

https://old.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/1dv2cmx/ideas_of_how_to_make_fast_money_im_at_my_wits_end/

								

								

/r/breakingmoms, the ever gushing well of hysterics and broken families.

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((Also I had to makeup somewhat for the /r/autism post, not my best work))

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Meet our mom of the day: Bria_in_pgh.

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Today my bd got arrested. He went into a blind rage the other day at our landlord at our landlords corner store nearby to our house and entirely destroyed the store. Ran from the police for a day and when I woke up the next day I inherently had received a text from his best friend proving to me that he's been using drugs recently, which was a suspicion of mine based on his weird recent behavior with me but I was waiting for proof before I confronted him. I immediately gave him the ultimatum being either he owns up to what he's been doing and we get him help or I'm calling the police to the house to come pick him up. He denies denies denies and starts screaming at me while the kids are in the house. So, I called the police and he tried to flee but they took him in to jail once they finally got him in custody. Come to find out later he snapped on my landlord for a constable apparently placing an imminent eviction notice on my door. I'm now finding out he's been lying this entire time and hasn't paid our rent in over 4 months. I have to be out in 12 days, my 2 kids are w me I have no child care and barely any money because he's been the one working and I stay home with the kids.

I need to get an apartment and leave him asap preferably before he gets back from jail. What are some ways I can rake up around $1400 for security deposit fast? And yes I've contacted county assistance office so far but because of the holiday haven't gotten a response back yet.

Anything helps even just a kind word. Thank you all. I feel broken 😞

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She doesn't deserve this!

Her kids don't deserve this!

Now how could a now single mom on the run make a quick $1400?

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"Oh. Well....I suppose that could work for some small cash. But maybe find a job and talk to your friends and famil-"

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Yep.........that checks out.

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:#marseycoomer3:

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You can tell she's a heffer just from the hand. Bet there's at least one rancher that would support her :marseysoutherner:

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Why don't they shave off the gross mole-hairs on dey 5 headπŸ€”

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Right???? I never understood this. She looks like a premature baby born with a full head of hair and covered in amniotic fluid

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>covered in amniotic fluid

Sadly I know what you mean, but proudest day of my life despite the celibacy that followed:(

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The babycurls? It's a style.

I don't get it because every single person who has them, bought them on Amazon. Everyone knows they're fake.


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If they're fake, then why? Do hood rats want to tap that? Because it makes me want to hurl

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I'm sure an argument can be made of "really what's the difference between fake babycurls and the fake nails your mom wears?". Everyone knows they're fake either way.

Except I hate every aspect of black culture, so the curls are bad.


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Where's Lenny with the sign when you need him

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:marseydetective: Does that tattoo say snack free?

Should say, snack full.

:#marseysting:

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Snack freely

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:marseyemojirofl: How did I miss that one

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black

:marseyuna#mused: my guess

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Plans tonight anyone…(swipe for tits😍πŸ€ͺ)

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Ehh no thanks, the preview told me all I need to know


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The technical term is ham hands

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Adding that one to the rotation :marseynotes:

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:#marseychtorrr2:

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