My dad got another bylaw complaint from one of the city ppl that moved into his rural area about his lawn looking like shit (ACAB includes the bylaw man), his final plan is to sell the house to his Heck's Angels buddies so the citycel has to live next to that but for now he's buying some goats to eat the lawn cus he knows the guy will 
and try to start more shit lol. The rules say you gotta keep your lawn trimmed but don't have anything against livestock 
he was just gonna yolo it and call them emotional support animals anyway tho 
Join !whitetrash if u have a natural immunity to tetanus from the amount of scrap metal in ur backyard, if you have 5 or more broken lawnmowers rusting to shit out there, your christmas memories include calling your family in jail, you've ever done meth (intentional or accidental), your uncle drunk drove into a fire truck and then pretended to have a heart attack and somehow got away with it, etc. not required but encouraged: post some personal white trash bullshit below, I have basically infinite white trash dad stories I would love to trade
!bumpkins not all of you but at least some of you are some real ones @676974
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@r-slur we will wage war upon the suburban property value enjoyer
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mod plz
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added but with the condition that you give us a story about your bad boy days
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Not really bad boy but on brand for the group. A series of recollections in no particular order from the same night.
For senior homecoming my date had been expelled the year before and was still expelled but she was a lot of fun so I wanted to take her anyway but it's a small town so everyone literally knows everyone especially school staff vs. students but we got her in by just putting an absolute shitton of makeup on her so she was completely unrecognizable and a pair of massive sunglasses as overkill. I ended up getting ejected despite being on the homecoming court for getting drunk and not even seriously fighting with a friend and SHE ended up staying the entire time. Friend and I left and I ended up passing out at the wheel and drifting along a guard rail taking a bunch of paint off the piece of shit car. Prior to homecoming we were all over the expelled girl's house and the first thing I heard when I walked in was her (single) mom shouting THE LITTLE SHIT SHAT ON THE BED AGAIN over and over and it was apparently about their cat. Anyway the girl died a few years ago in a DUI of her own on an icy road with her baby in the car. Baby's fine. Mom has it though so I don't expect it to do any better which is a shame.
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LETS GOOO threads 20 minutes old and we already got a drunk driving story
Sorry she died tho
sooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooo many people from my HS are dead too from various trashy bs. Actually we had a ton of assemblies while in school about how racist and awful we were because Native kids were killing they selves at school but it turned out to just be them huffing gas in the bathroom 
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I was such a problem as a child and I will be forever mystified at how my parents did not drown me. Really wish I could go back and be even worse.
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.
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