My dad got another bylaw complaint from one of the city ppl that moved into his rural area about his lawn looking like shit (ACAB includes the bylaw man), his final plan is to sell the house to his Heck's Angels buddies so the citycel has to live next to that but for now he's buying some goats to eat the lawn cus he knows the guy will 
and try to start more shit lol. The rules say you gotta keep your lawn trimmed but don't have anything against livestock 
he was just gonna yolo it and call them emotional support animals anyway tho 
Join !whitetrash if u have a natural immunity to tetanus from the amount of scrap metal in ur backyard, if you have 5 or more broken lawnmowers rusting to shit out there, your christmas memories include calling your family in jail, you've ever done meth (intentional or accidental), your uncle drunk drove into a fire truck and then pretended to have a heart attack and somehow got away with it, etc. not required but encouraged: post some personal white trash bullshit below, I have basically infinite white trash dad stories I would love to trade
!bumpkins not all of you but at least some of you are some real ones @676974
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@r-slur we will wage war upon the suburban property value enjoyer
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Hi I am reformed white trash who married into a nice higher income family.
Here are some of my family's white trash behaviors:
•three large dogs in a tiny butt house that are completely untrained
•two of said dogs were left alone and intact, making the third big dog and 8 other puppies on "accident"
•my younger sister and brother are officially past the 35 mark on BMI (super morbidly obese/extremely obese)
•the front yard of their home is constantly trashed and is trying to heal from them riding ATVs on it (they live in a suburban area btw)
•shitty tattoos and piercings galore
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The rest is cringe tbf, but this is extremely based
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Lets fricking goooooo. I like to think I pass for non-white trash when it calls for it, not missing teeth, not wearing a muscle tank I made by cutting the arms off a shirt that came out of a beer case. But in my heart I will always be trash
My cousin that overdosed on fent and died recently had his own name tattooed in giant font on his chest lmfao. His mom named his little brother "Aryan" (and I think she's too dumb to know what that is - I think it was a tragedeigh spelling) so thankfully it wasn't him at least
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I've been told I look nothing like my family because I just don't come across as WT.
It's honestly so sad lol
The muscle tank thing is really popular with my younger pork chop of a brother
Bonus points because he wears almost exclusively green American flags, camo and listens to shit like this:
I'm relieved I'm the only one of my mom's kids who's passing genes
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I know if I sent that to my brother he'd be like "oh I already bump this shit"😭
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It'll be ok, you largely made it out
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I remember being shocked when I found out the reasons my families tattoos where all a faded shade of blue was because they were done with pen ink in prison lmao
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My mom's last long term relationship was with a man COVERED in awful tattoos he did himself. It was like 45% shitty prison tats
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Aren't they literal children?
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One is, my sister is 23
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