My dad got another bylaw complaint from one of the city ppl that moved into his rural area about his lawn looking like shit (ACAB includes the bylaw man), his final plan is to sell the house to his Heck's Angels buddies so the citycel has to live next to that but for now he's buying some goats to eat the lawn cus he knows the guy will 
and try to start more shit lol. The rules say you gotta keep your lawn trimmed but don't have anything against livestock 
he was just gonna yolo it and call them emotional support animals anyway tho 
Join !whitetrash if u have a natural immunity to tetanus from the amount of scrap metal in ur backyard, if you have 5 or more broken lawnmowers rusting to shit out there, your christmas memories include calling your family in jail, you've ever done meth (intentional or accidental), your uncle drunk drove into a fire truck and then pretended to have a heart attack and somehow got away with it, etc. not required but encouraged: post some personal white trash bullshit below, I have basically infinite white trash dad stories I would love to trade
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@r-slur we will wage war upon the suburban property value enjoyer
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sad you haven't blessed us with any stories
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A couple years ago i got invited to go to a friend's thanksgiving because i didn't have any where to go, except the morning of he got drunk and got into a fight with his grandma about it. I just left and sat in my car and he came out with a duffle bag and was like "go. We gotta go" I eventually calm him down while driving and convince him to go back, there's like two or three cop cars in the driveway and he's freaking out telling me to keep driving and started getting calls from a restricted number that i did not answer. I dropped him off at a motel and went to a bar and his grandma calls me. Apparently he decked her and she didn't wanna give them my phone number but they took her phone and got it from her texts. Next day he gets picked up for it and also had a shit ton of weed in the bag because he'd sell it. While he was in jail I'd still come over to help her with stuff around the house and drive her to and from the doctor and stuff but i completely cut him off
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still unemployed then?
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SHUT UP FRICK YOU
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I'm sure grandma appreciated it after her grandson was such a POS. Hope you got to have something resembling a thanksgiving that year
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