My dad got another bylaw complaint from one of the city ppl that moved into his rural area about his lawn looking like shit (ACAB includes the bylaw man), his final plan is to sell the house to his Heck's Angels buddies so the citycel has to live next to that but for now he's buying some goats to eat the lawn cus he knows the guy will 
and try to start more shit lol. The rules say you gotta keep your lawn trimmed but don't have anything against livestock 
he was just gonna yolo it and call them emotional support animals anyway tho 
Join !whitetrash if u have a natural immunity to tetanus from the amount of scrap metal in ur backyard, if you have 5 or more broken lawnmowers rusting to shit out there, your christmas memories include calling your family in jail, you've ever done meth (intentional or accidental), your uncle drunk drove into a fire truck and then pretended to have a heart attack and somehow got away with it, etc. not required but encouraged: post some personal white trash bullshit below, I have basically infinite white trash dad stories I would love to trade
!bumpkins not all of you but at least some of you are some real ones @676974
@iStillMissEd
@r-slur we will wage war upon the suburban property value enjoyer
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I don't know what a bylaw or a township is
in texas if ur not in a municipality your'e free
I haven't mowed since march i think, I can barely walk out there
anyway live in trailer plenty of old cars and collapsed sheds/carparks etc around, the works
raise birds in front the house
'house'
just got power back after beryl nd its a mud pit from nonstop rain
mud and birds
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One time my dad got really trashed and took the cherry picker out in a thunderstorm and did donuts with it and turned part of the yard into a mud pit
When I tell non white trash that they're like, "why?" but I ask myself why I'm not just doing that instead of normiefying myself
Texas sounds incredible I'm so jealous I hope I can visit someday
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It's nice from November
march
I want to be an hyperborean snowpilled Alaskachad doe
Grass is always gender ig
Or whiter in my case
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If you like fishing, sorry to recommend a
french 
place but northern quebec in the winter is incredibly beautiful and I'd highly recommend a fishing trip there
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