My dad got another bylaw complaint from one of the city ppl that moved into his rural area about his lawn looking like shit (ACAB includes the bylaw man), his final plan is to sell the house to his Heck's Angels buddies so the citycel has to live next to that but for now he's buying some goats to eat the lawn cus he knows the guy will 
and try to start more shit lol. The rules say you gotta keep your lawn trimmed but don't have anything against livestock 
he was just gonna yolo it and call them emotional support animals anyway tho 
Join !whitetrash if u have a natural immunity to tetanus from the amount of scrap metal in ur backyard, if you have 5 or more broken lawnmowers rusting to shit out there, your christmas memories include calling your family in jail, you've ever done meth (intentional or accidental), your uncle drunk drove into a fire truck and then pretended to have a heart attack and somehow got away with it, etc. not required but encouraged: post some personal white trash bullshit below, I have basically infinite white trash dad stories I would love to trade
!bumpkins not all of you but at least some of you are some real ones @676974
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@r-slur we will wage war upon the suburban property value enjoyer
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i grew up in a series of trailer parks, i have no father and my mother is an insane alcoholic. let me in
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Do you have any funny stories from the parks bb. We got a house for 40k so we were SET but to our trashy asses the trailer park down by the ponds were like the PEAK of having it made. Like to us you had to be a billionaire to have a cottage, but if you worked really hard and saved your money you could <del> weekend</del> at the ponds in your trailer
We never got one but there was this really nice family we visited often, the mom was like 500 lbs and my dad had to go into the basement and jack the supports up to make sure the living room didn't collapse before she was allowed to visit
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lol heck yeah dude. i've probably got a few decent ones, although my upbringing was a weird mix of really sheltered and really not (my mom was insane, again). busy right now but i'll think about it
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