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lesswrong neurodivergent breaks up with his girlfriend in the most neurodivergent way possible

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/x8Fp9NMgDWbuMpizA/rationality-lessons-learned-from-irratio

Before long, Alice was always pushing me to spend more time with her, and I was always pushing to spend more time studying psychology. By then I knew I couldn't give her what she wanted: marriage.

So I broke up with Alice over a long conversation that included an hour-long primer on evolutionary psychology in which I explained how natural selection had built me to be attracted to certain features that she lacked. I thought she would appreciate this because she had previously expressed admiration for detailed honesty. Now I realize that there's hardly a more damaging way to break up with someone. She asked that I kindly never speak to her again, and I can't blame her.

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I couldn't give her what she wanted: marriage.

That's all he had to say.

over a long conversation that included an hour-long primer on evolutionary psychology ...

Imagine listening to this guy ramble on for hours (did they take breaks?) only for him to get to the punchline of, your ugly. :marseyemojirofl:

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Why? Did subsequent evo-psych research disprove the selection for those features?

People who get dumped want to know their partners' reasons for breaking up, not the biological etiology of those reasons. They are very likely to take lengthy discourses into the latter as insensitive, obfuscatory deflections (and probably correctly so).

It's like the Slack for a group of skinsuit-wearing aliens trying to infiltrate human society.

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:#marseyautismpat:

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You're fundamentally unattractive and I can prove it with science.

What? Why are you getting offended? You said you liked honesty!

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>evolutionary psychology

>honesty

:#marseysmirk2:

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:#marseyretardchad:

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Psychology is Jew science to make us gay and/or have s*x with our mothers.

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Based and Olivia-pilled. :marseyayy:

Nothing but a racket for the jews

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!incels even this sperg has a gf actually how subhuman are we? :marseygiveup:

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:marseydoomer:

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They have to be purposely obtuse and pretentious at this point

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Holy shit

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This explains all the r*pe, I guess.

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My lizard brain want me have feel good so me corner her. me think this will net increase happiness in world (i am solipist so no one else experiences happiness) now me have a dozen charges and 25 to life

Rationality Lesson: don't r*pe people, it's actually bad and bad is quantifiable (25 to life, i am not aware of a different moral system that inhibits raping)

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Him explaining why Evo psyche means he is attracted only to MTF midgets :#marseymoidteach:

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"I'm attracted to intelligence" mfs deserve this fate.

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