EFFORTPOST Stop Requesting for r/drama you will never get it

This is like the 10th time this same screenshot is being posted

Posting about how /r/drama is ineligible for mod request must be the greatest hustle in rdrama.net Anytime someone posts this (AGAIN), it will get considerable upmarseys for a single screenshot.

Stop marseyfarming from posting a single cropped screenshot of a bot reply and start finding which notorious admins came up with this plan and why.

Now, with that being said:

Take a look at these clowns, shall we?

How /u/KeyserSosa aka Reddit CTO Chris Slowe (miss me with that doxx shit, he literally posted it https://old.reddit.com/r/developersIndia/comments/13ly1tb/hi_everyone_im_chris_slowe_cto_reddit_ama/ ) is a Harvard PhD in Physics but spends his days posting xkcd comics from 1998

https://old.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/10y427y/we_had_a_security_incident_heres_what_we_know/j7vzgt6/?context=8

Or https://old.reddit.com/user/madlee whose personality is entirely just making up shitty games for the manchildren of reddit (place was this guy's idea btw)

https://old.reddit.com/user/rram - SysAdmin who has 3 roles in reddit, announcing planned shutdowns for maintenance, shilling San Francisco and ranting about United Airlines

https://old.reddit.com/user/hueylewisandthesnoos - UX/UI designer who is a top tier

https://old.reddit.com/user/redtaboo - hope he dies from anal cancer

https://old.reddit.com/user/matinverse - Bong Brexit commenter

https://old.reddit.com/user/Drunken_Economist - Prolific redditor, active in /r/army , some dnd shit, gives the ladies advise on /r/amioverreacting , gives poojets advise on /r/tsa and /r/immigrant . Active on Illinois gun sub too. Potential manifesto publisher.

MOST IMPORTANT PART:

https://old.reddit.com/user/agoldenzebra - who perhaps already spilled the tea 7 months ago on how the admins decided to get rid of /r/drama when he said how sub takeover can be restricted by admins (ban the mods one by one, make it restricted, then ban it for good)

There you go, !metashit mystery solved

https://old.reddit.com/user/SingShredCode - millennial, fat, jew foid with a broken voice perpetually virtue signalling about her sympathy to Palestinians

NSFP(Not safe for Peepee): A video of her doing some weird shit

https://old.reddit.com/r/Otamatone/comments/186yauj/otamatones_are_absurd_and_im_obsessed/

https://old.reddit.com/user/goatfresh - Very active in Wsb, superstonk, vespa (?), bicycling (??), vandwellers (???) and ooni pizza ovens. Genuinely might be schizophrenic (and perhaps the only interesting admin)

https://old.reddit.com/user/PretzelsThirst - UX/UI - Rave, NYC, Motorcycles and Analog Photography enthusiast. Not cringe unless you see hidden gems like him arguing how the retail banking part of Chase has good service or migrants in NYC are the real heroes who stop terrorists while police play Candy Crush on their phones but also NYC is a shithole when he rants about housing. Pure cognitive dissonance

Also lol

https://old.reddit.com/user/Chtorrr -

https://old.reddit.com/user/dmoneyyyyy - Active in AsianAmerican, Sephora, SkincareAddicts, Lexapro, findhandbags, outfits and gives advise on places in LA where "you can self date yourself"

>Didn't know @HardIsLife became a Reddit Admin

https://old.reddit.com/user/liltrixxy - "Adopted Admin" don't know what the frick that means (guessing token foid), but resides in Salt Lake City, posts in breakingmom, toddlers and of course, 2XChromosomes.

Her job seems to be certifying mods

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModCertification/comments/z15rq3/this_week_well_be_giving_thanks_when_we_would/

So if you want your precious /r/drama back you know which mormon fat foid's gussy and butthole you have to rim !dramatards

https://old.reddit.com/user/Whuuu/ - Sanest admin in this list. Never posted anything. Only comments about mountainbiking, motorcycles, cars, mountain tires etc. Very undramatic

https://old.reddit.com/user/bro - UX/UI. Not too cringe or anything unless I saw it's a packers fan. CUTE TWINK

https://old.reddit.com/user/SYN_SYN-ACK - not an admin anymore. Only included because of the dramatic name

https://old.reddit.com/user/zloober - Hasn't posted in a long time, still an admin though. Pinned post from 5 years ago - "Wifey and I are proud to announce we joined the Tesla family. Named our car Morpheus"

WIFEY, MORPHEUS

I wonder if he still has the car after all of Musk's antics.

https://old.reddit.com/user/booshdawg - Former Admin. Now spends his time on reddit posting cricket match threads

https://old.reddit.com/user/mark - Part of the team brought in for RPAN, still an Admin after it ended. Used to post about guitar pedals and astrophotography till about 2 years ago, then idk what happened, did he start ing out or /r/place just broke his brain; somehow nowadays he just posts about another interactive reddit pixelshit called /r/pixelary

https://old.reddit.com/user/woodpaneled/ - Former Admin, Director of community

This was the guy who started redditrequest so that modfrickery can't stop a sub.

https://old.reddit.com/r/modnews/comments/a5xz9b/a_word_on_unmoderated_subreddits/

Of course they broke his mop

https://old.reddit.com/user/D_Steve595 - Part of the old Reddit Admins (12+ years), Software Engineer, publicly disclosed his name (Steven Schoen)

Used to be one of the Ben Shapiro type ones who used to debate about marijuana legalization and wasn't against banning it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/vh8il/redditors_out_there_who_are_against_legalizing/c54jjip/?context=8

Probably caught the drift and nowadays just posts about programming

https://old.reddit.com/user/twantsadog - bottom tier code pusher - Epitome of average redditor.

!oldstrags you might get a kick out of this too