This sounds like a guy who'll nitpick someone to no end and become someone's personal food cop, which is an extreme form of controlling behaviour. Told on himself there and weeded himself out. Block, delete, next!
Okay thanks, that was a nice chuckle… I had a hotep type dude ask to split a $24 bill. We both got 2 beers. He was the “grand rising” and “you beautiful black kween” type, you know bragging about how superior blackness is but is on a “date” with my light skinned biracial butt lol yeah, that type… He said, and I quote, “let’s go Dutch. It’s equality.”
We're splitting the bill, kween
I’m pretty sure he’s joking. A few months ago, there was a trend on Twitter where people were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to eat the free bread at dinner as soon as they offer it or do you have to wait. Someone said it’s tacky to do that, which I think is ridiculous. But he’s poking fun at that.
Oh shit, did I just fall for satire? I better not make this pos-
Do you see how that doesn't make this message any better?
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If this actually happened I agree with with the queens, eat the bread when it comes to the table. This didn't happen though
What makes me think that is it's the only message in the text conversation.
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There are grades to this. Grabbing a roll when it shows up? Sure. I can absolutely imagine somebody pounding back an entire bread basket one mouthful at a time, though.
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If I was in that situation she’d be getting a high five.
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u/BBQcoolranchqueen
She actually has nice tits and a good body
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She's batshit insane then
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Imagine marrying some foid and 3 years in she's still treating it as a calculation of value and posting about hypergamy on reddit.
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Not to mention that her son is 11 years old... Yet she's been married for just three... Serves hin right for marrying a single mom
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Needs dental work though
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Thought it was my reddit account at first since I named 2 of them with BBQ in them.
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You gonna link the pics? I don't wanna have to wade through all the shit to find them.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/nr4fdf/my_new_tank_just_came_in_know_your_worth_then_add/?sort=controversial
The only picture that I found. Probably a Bong.
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Please send her a dm about her tits. I’m sure an fds foid would appreciate that 🤗
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Cope and lies. Fat people don't want to date other fat people: it's just that it's all they can get.
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Can confirm. I am a fit and attractive young man with a nice smile and appropriately tousled hair. The minute I log onto grindr every fat, nasty, self hating, purple haired cute twink is trying to chat with me.
No fats. No femmes. No enbys. No socially maladjusted attention seeking whores. No giga piercings. No washed out shitty purple hair. Why is it apparently so hard for these people to be normal?
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Least fat FDScel I’ve ever seen. Must have a pig face or something.
https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/nr4fdf/my_new_tank_just_came_in_know_your_worth_then_add/?utm_source=share&=&sort=controversial;utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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Pretty sure the first guy was either joking/flirting in a dumb way or wanted to dump her and did it with a joke. It went completely over the head of FDS queens tho
(except that last one)
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they finally met a king as nitpicky as they are
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that guys mistake is thinking equality to women means "we are equals" and not "women are better and must be treated as such".
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Really committed hoteps would treat her like the African Kween he kept calling her, and probably not invoke Dutch trading, considering "going Dutch" refers to the Dutch practice of providing equal numbers of slaves for group community projects.
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Well, saying "you misrepresented yourself in your pics and I'm not attracted to you" is considered rude, so this was the nice way of letting her down.
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Telling jokes? 🚩🚩🚩
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https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/mq06cb/comments_under_the_original_post_filled_with_its/?utm_source=share&=&sort=controversial;utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Seems like a well adjusted individual
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I love diarrhea
Yes that is right, I love to have diarrhea. One of my favorite things to do is take a laxative on weekends when I have absolute nothing to do and I know I’ll be at the house all day. Sometimes when I can’t wait the 8 hours a laxative will take I’ll do a salt water flush and I’ll be peeing out my butthole in 30 minutes. I’ve even found for me that 100% grapefruit juice will do the trick if I drink half a gallon in a day. There are so many aspects of it that make it one of the best experiences.
The first aspect I love is the rush. Just going about my business and then all of a sudden I know I might poop my pants. That it is time to get on a potty right now and nothing else matters. It’s an adrenaline rush when the stomach starts to gurgle and you know you can’t stop what’s about to happen. That I am totally at the mercy of my bowels.
The second is simply the feeling. I love the feeling of relief I get in my stomach, the feeling of it rushing out of my butt hole, and it is one of those good burn feelings in the butt hole too. I love that fiery butt hole burn. Then when you go to wipe it’s kind of like you are scratching that ultimate itch. To put it simply from start to finish the feeling of diarrhea has multiple aspects that all feel good and all of them have their special place in my heart.
The third aspect I love is the smell. It’s like when you have a good fart and it stinks really bad and you kind of sniff it in and you are like dang, I just did that. The smell of diarrhea is like I just opened a sewer line right in my potty and I love it. It’s just a great scent to sit there and enjoy for a minute. A nasty type of good that makes you feel a little dirty.
The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean potty is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the potty. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say “dang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body.” That’s a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you’ve just purged your body.
To put it simply, I highly recommend diarrhea.
Edit: For those who have commented and are concerned about my health. I should of clarified this isn’t an every day thing. This is a once every month or two type of deal. I work a lot and have a busy home life and am by all means what you would consider a normal person lol. This is like something I will do when I actually have a day to rest and relax from my busy life because it feels good to me and is an enjoyable experience. A de-stresser if you will.
Snapshots:
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It's not enough to have cool ranch, you also have to have BBQ. Is her idea of a good spread to have a bowl of doritos with two kinds mixed together?
Anyways, I'm guessing OP demolished all the rolls herself without a second thought or even consciously as the desire to consume all food products temporarily blotted out all control in her frontal lobe.
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i know right
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Lol so close to self awareness.
Played.
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