EFFORTPOST Republishing this list because I hope you sweeties have more (I'm really trying and I swear to god most of you could too please find and document people like I do to Mr. Thinker)

• I'm not a bardologist, but this post was legitimately funny. Bardfinn in 2006 was so insufferable that a bunch of LARPers told him to frick off via certified mail, and he longposted 3 times in less than 10 minutes to defend his (now her) honor.

• Bossmanjack is in a weird spot, /r/bossmanjack if you want to discuss that. BMJ is an addict with a capital ADDICT (yes all the letters). He's got his crack/coke addiction, his weed habit, and of course his gambling addiciton (he's an inspiration for helping me quit drinking because some virtual coinflips rule his life). I run it with minimal rules. Don't break reddit rules and don't make plans to frick with people IRL.

• I think an underappreciated cow that I wish someone who knew Linux/low level Dev could explain to me is Hector Martin. It's some Mexican guy turned nu-gurl who is obessive about making a linux distro for modern Macs but acts like the v-tuber who does the exact same low-level dev work and works on the same project isn't him with a voice changer

• Cobes is obviously the king, my favorite r-slur who doesn't hurt anyone and just makes dank food hacks. He just banished the horrible bog which. Jessica accused him of random acts of violence that were almostly certainly projections and both the Kiwi Gurls and the Cobes boys think it's yet another lie for attention as Cobes has historically hesitated even pushing people out of his apartment when they were attacking him. Clocktower trailer is coming in nice toobz.

• If you consider Null a cow, he's thriving. I listen to every MATI, so I should really be summarizing and converting some of that time to precious dramacoin because Null is velcro for drama. It's been all coming up Null both legally and in just real life stuff. He's been teasing a return to the USA , collecting a small personal armory, and his legal fund is still fat as frick. The most dramatic thing that can happen with him is actually suing Liz fong Jones or getting sued by Mr. Beast for hosting Kris Tyson groomercord leaks which are 100% legal to host. I can't consider him a lolcow because he's my ODD displaced, debanked website ooperateor

• Old people who hated AVGN/Nostalgia Critic clone Chris Bores should know that he's doing his current sonichu medallion research.

• I always keep an eye on Bam Margera, because he's going to die any second from now or run out of residual money and end up in a half-way house. When I went to AA for awhile, the old-timers called people like this a walking corpse, so I'm going to do the ghoulish thing and post about him being dead 0.5 seconds after his remarkably strong heart stops ticking.

• Nick Fuentes and Ethan Ralph are both funny, but I don't have 8 hours a day to watch Fox news with someone passed out or want to hear about how the Jews are actually behind every single thing that made a headline this week. Ralph is on my radar much like Bam is, but Fuentes has been a real snooze since the Kanye/Milo thing awhile ago; he's still the least closeted closet homo to ever live who still cosplays as straight.

• Real childs already know about Patrick Tomlinson/Jackie Singh. I might get his book on audible one day because I have like 6 credits left and they magicly disappear when you cancel membership (frick you Bezos). I liked one stalker child tweet and both Pat and Jackie blocked me on twitter one day, but Pat and I are Milwaukee boys. I'd go to Hoolies with him for some brewskies.

• Cyrax, World of T Shirts, and the Daniel Larson guy all should be institutionalized. I really find it hard to enjoy the sociopathic people fricking with him. I know I grew up on Chris Chan, but there were definitely not the same lines being crossed in terms of assault and calling the cops after they did the r-slurred shit that you just encouraged him to do.

• Kirtaner is another tech-adjacent one, I wish someone else would summarize. Bro wears being a janny for his alt-chan as a badge of honor unironically. Huge heroin problem to the point he heats Burger King off the ground.

• I'll maybe add Linus Tech Tips as a potential lolcow. He's not very funny, and his company makes 10 videos on 4 channels per day, but he employs over 100 people to do this and still gets called out by much smaller operations like G*mers Nexus who did a scathing video on how bad their standard practices are even in their 1000000000000 billion dollar testing facility. Linus is both a weird Canadian and also cannot put a computer together reliably despite this being his job for 20 years (other than shilling overpriced merch that doesn't have basic quality control). I'll put my speculation out there: Linus is very proud of what he and his wife have built, but Linus isn't, wasn't, and has never been a tech expert. At best he's me fumbling around a computer in high school and I think I did a better job back then. He and the wife, have no business running a business that large; they are simply not built for that and unwilling to learn what it means to be the provider for hundreds of employees and their families. I can't find the videos because google and youtube search suck peepee, and they might be deleted (sorry i think it's this one around 4:00), but Linus got offered a very generous 8 figures for his business; literal "frick you" money. He did not take it, and has continued to make absolute schlop that doesn't actually test components and doesn't inform buyers. There was some whohah about Anthony being transgender last year (and I did absolutely cash in on those marseycoins when that broke), but LTT is almost all sustained on youtube money, ad reads, and their own merch. I think that if the economy gets bad, LTT is one of those companies that will fell it first because people aren't buying their shit and ads will become less profitable. G*mers Nexus chads have risen up, but I do think that LTT is a volcano waiting to blow as far as internet companies go

• Coffeezilla has managed to piss off logan paul In a really pathetic attempt to intermediate a critic to shut up. Logan Paul has sued Coffeezilla in a defamation case. Coffeezilla is fundraising a legal defense fund. There's a good coffeezilla video about this

• If you want a real story, taysan on reset era is your man. This is a complicated guy https://kiwifarms.st/threads/neogaf-resetera.9636/ kiwis have much information. You too can be a stalker child!

Honestly, I feel like I lurk a lot of older parts of the internet. I'd really love if people took 10 minutes a day, 2-3 times per week, to document whatever interested them. The best part of social media is the social aspect

E: unfricked my formatting

Honestly, I feel like I lurk a lot of older parts of the internet. I'd really love if people took 10 minutes a day, 2-3 times per week, to document whatever interested them. The best part of social media is the social aspect

E: unfricked my formatting

EE: I can't sleep so you now get a Linus Tech Tips thought.