https://youtube.com/watch?v=NHFvR0ArXPsFRICK IT. I'm watching it I will give you guys the play by play. followup to this post
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overproduced intro this guy is insufferable, I do believe he's an attention whore who wasn't getting attention anymore
Bro dressed like he's Ulysses Grant for some reason. He could benefit from burning some railroads
blah blah blah. Mr. Beast videos are largely staged and fake (duh). He will string along any serious allegations for part 3 because he's an attention whore.
PDF file accusations from a guy that looks comically like a p-do. Mustache man accuses Jimmy of being a narcissist
Huge clickbait videos are CLICKBAIT??? PDF man's mom was a good actress over the phone. Thanks mom!
Complains that he doesn't get Hollywood writer money working for Mr. Beast
Jimmy bad because he gives 10k to a homeless guy and makes more than 10k in youtube revenue. This mean's Jimmy bad
He somehow complains about getting residuals on a video that still makes him money
He was a lab rat for an annual American fast food salary for far less than a year in addition to his normal pay. He's mad about this. His water wasn't hot enough for showers and the lights were too bright. Despite insisting that he has insomnia problems and agreeing to this bullshit, he had 0 agency in deciding to do this stunt to make money for himself and his employer.
Dear god we're only 18 minutes in and he's whining about the Geneva Convention. I really hate this guy if you didn't pick up those vibes
His dad is currently in jail for sexually assaulting a minor (bad look as the kids say). He gets mad that he didn't get to fake his isolation video or whatever dumb challenge he got overpaid for.
He's really caught up on people joking about his dad, which I get. He's really mad that Jimmy isn't his friend.
Sounds like he had a proper mental breakdown, which isn't unreasonable. He also thinks a marathon is 26.2 kilometers which... hehe sorry buddy It's miles! For reference, a reasonably healthy person can run 5 kilometers in 20-30 minutes. I have personally walked (emphasis on walked) a marathon in less than 6 hours just to see if I could. This guy is room temperature butter levels of soft and should probably have never been employed to call people which I think is all he did. Great runners can do a marathon in crazy times 2 hours 16 minutes is what I saw and they're outpacing my 5k for 26 miles.
Mr. Poor employee paid 44k in taxes in the US... He's not poor
Complains about blisters like an actual whiner. Calls Jimmy his buck breaker
NO DOES NOT MEAN NO, which I assume is the accuser's term because nobody with and IQ above 80 would ever term it that. Mr. Beast wants his employees to call dollar stores and see if any of them will allow them to film there. Trying to find a location is a heckin violation of the sacred corporate policy of the Dollar Tree and this is a huge sin . I've been told this was a huge thing, it's just content slop production
Mr. Beast litters at camp sites . Frick boy
38:30 the guy making the video mentions the Geneva Convention again
Jimmy has the gall to task his production cruw with tasks that are unusual and hard to make happen. Implication is that he's horrible for this
-42:00 is when the only substantive point is made. He says he hung out with Chris/Kris/Ava a lot. Says the groomercord was SUS and Mr. Beast was in there during those days.
Jimmy knew about the Kris and acted to protect the brand
"I've heard things, water cooler talk". Says some other of the Beast crew were let go for molesting children.
Probably the biggest thing is Mr. Beast hiring someone who was a registered s*x offender and flashes Age 1-11 to highlight this. Says this person was "the manager when it all started" and accuses him of literally hiding his face with a mask. Refuses to make a concrete accusation "even if that guy didn't do anything but that guy was still around".
Editor's note: if he's on the registry and spent time in prison like he seemed to say, it's not a liability to call him a p-do. This guy should clear his throat and say it with his chest if this is actually true. Again, have some balls about it.
P-do gets nicknamed "Delaware" because he can't go back there due to sexual assault charges. He again chickens out and says "the odds Mr. Beast didn't know where astronomically low".
The video man says Mr. Beast attempted to expunge this guy's charges and plays the worst voice changer call to ever be produced by man. It is more digitized to shit than anything and is incomprehensible even at 1x; I am trusting his transcription of someone being scared of the legal peepee swinging Mr. Beast could do because he has frick you money and it's implied that the caller believes he will play lawyerball if needed to protect his brand/reputation.
Someone named Reed told Mr. Beast to not frick around with promoting gambling to children and also not keep s*x offenders on the payroll. I don't know anything else about this, but /r/bossmanjack if you like gambling
twigboy also makes his "if if IF" statements about how maybe Jimmy doesn't know about this and could be an innocent boy
I assumed that these two were zoom calling or whatever, but there's a camera pan which reveals they were both in the same room for the whole interview.
updoots to the left. I'm going to be real largely a nothing . My biggest offence was Jimmy littering at a campsite. Frick people who litter I will kill you if I see you doing that shit.
All other accusations were super vague and IDK.
I better not figure out who Delaware is.
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Woah an effortpost that's easily digestible AND worth reading??
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I do unironically sleep better when I can inform people of some inconsequential but funny bullshit. It's nice to be needed
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