Part 2, update with masterplan
Now, my new confession-
I still want to frick her. Badly. So I found a loophole in the system. She offers video content for a certain amount of money per minute. So I made a OnlyFans account under a fake name- We'll call it "Brad"- and subscribed it to her account, and used a credit card she doesn't know I have. Then I DMed her about videoing some custom content, with a partner, and sent her the details on how "Brad" would like to see her get fricked.
10 minutes later, I get a text from her- asking if I'd like to be in a video, and spelling out all of the details that "Brad" just sent to her.
Sooo.... I'm not proud, but I am gonna get some wild-butt s*x later, so that might help heal the pain.
And yes, it does point out an insecurity I have wherin she doesn't want to be intimate with me but when there's money involved she's down to go to pound town, and that makes me feel really crappy at the moment, but I doubt I'll be worried when I'm getting my peepee sucked, so...
Merry Christmas to me?
Lmao this guy actually masterminded a plan to get 2 minutes of s*x from his wife that clearly isn't attracted to him anymore. I've never seen something so absolutely based but cringe at the same time.
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This thread convinced me that s*x work is work, because only work can create contrived bullshit this potent
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Wrong, foids have great talent in this field even at home
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For once the reddit advice of just split up is appropriate. You cannot force yourself to like someone and therapy does frick all other than teach you how to pretend to the other person that you're still into them, which is 100 times more depressing than just ending the relationship. ffs there's millions of people out there go have a fulfilling relationship with one of them.
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This is 22nd century advanced 4D hyperdimensional cuckoldry my fricking god
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Using yourself, to cuck yourself. I should have assumed a redditor would find a new, four demensional way to be cucked
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IT IS THE THINKING MAN'S fetISh
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this is just pathetic
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Everyone involved is a socially r-slurred uggo who needs to rope themselves.
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You used a pin award on a repost?
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I got Dramacoin to burn.
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Can i have some
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E-beggar
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No
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Please
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Imagine paying to frick your own wife.
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The state of 90% of men.
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I love how many people in the thread think thr situation is 100 percent on him and the wife did nothing wrong.
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This is next level cucking. Just leave the b-word and get with a woman that wants to have s*x with you without the incentive of money.
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BETTER YET TAKE THE BUSSYPILL AND LEAVE FOIDS BEHIND FOREVER.
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Seriously curious to know how many girls I know secretly have an OnlyFans.
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Lmao this guy's just found the cure for all the sadsacks in r/deadbedrooms.
Manipulatie your wife to produce OnlyFans content (will be easy -- all women are greedy and all live attention).
Do this.
Dead bedroom cured!
"Honey, your subscribers are asking if you'll shit in my mouth? I'm not sure but if it'll bring in some £££s I'm willing to do it?"
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If you are talking about worldwide defence systems production and technology, I think my 25+ years trumps YOUR experience and EXPERTISE.
I've DESIGNED and CODED a 65,000+ objects per second 10,000 fps autonomous vision recognition system attached to a very high-powered 160,000 KMH (i.e. 100,000 mph) super-cavitating linear induction coil Rods-from-God gun system that can FULLY autonomously find, recognize, differentiate, track, hunt, target and do fire-control from a database of 200,000 different types and classes of vehicles, vessels, submersibles, weapons, planes, spacecraft, terrain, buildings, animals, people, etc.
With 22,000 LBS (11 TONNES!) of kinetic energy PER ROUND at 6000 rounds per minute, it can dig a trench 500 kilometres long, 400 metres+ wide and up to 200 metres deep in less than half an hour! (we also UPPED its original level of firepower!)
Ergo, it can DIG ACROSS A VERY NICE CANAL through the ENTIRE Korean DMZ in barely 30 mins! It can ALSO OBLITERATE FROM THE SKY multiple 30,000 kmh DF-21, SS47, D5 Trident ICBMs, and 10,000 kmh Hypersonic Moskvets, Sunburns and Falcon-X missiles even IF they do close-in sudden last-second evasive maneuvering!
The weapons I DESIGN are made for an enemy FAAAAAR WORSE than any current set of human armed forces, sooooooooo, I think MY long-term expertise in actual real-world large-scale offensive and defensive military weapons system design and manufacture QUITE outstrips your expertise and/or experience!
In terms of narcotics, may I suggest multiple shots of Asbach Uralt German Brandy with your liverwurst pate on toasted very dark rye bread! I find that QUITE REFRESHING in terms of clearing the mind of clutter!
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