Classic Drama: I'm in some deep shit in a divorce. | Redditard takes meme legal advice from r/exmormon, gets bent over the table in court by his future ex wife, then runs to r/legaladvice for more good ideas

The OP is lost forever, but our hero asked /r/exmormon for divorce advice, proceeded to schedule consultations with 30 lawyers to keep his wife from using them, didn't hire one himself, then got teed up to be assfricked by his wife and the lawyer she did hire. At the time of posting he still doesn't have a lawyer.

I just got hit with a motion for attorneys fees saying that what I did was abuse of process, an attempt to deprive and interfere with justice, bad faith, and a bunch of other stuff. Is there something I can do to stop this?

The offending comment in the r/exmormon thread is also gone forever but the replies are still funny

This is dog-shit advice. First of all your contention on the conflict of interest is maybe 45% accurate. Second, this doesn't even the playing field. The wife can go anywhere in the state to find an attorney, it doesn't have to be that particular town. And third, you got OP absolutely fricking sandbagged because like a moron he listened to your stupid fricking advice.

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This post is now a choose your own adventure story!

If you stop reading here, you can imagine whatever ending you want for our hero. Maybe he never saw his kids again, moved into a sad bachelor studio with a race car bed, and drank himself to death . Maybe he pulls a John List and you heard about this on the news like 10 years ago . Maybe he returns to Mormonism and becomes a polygamist compoundchad .

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Alternatively, you can be an unimaginative cute twink and click the spoiler below to find out how the story actually ends . Perhaps it's something funnier than you thought up, or perhaps you'll ruin a good story because life is ultimately boring and without sense.

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!jannies do we still get extra credit for effortposts?