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This right here. I've been with my partner for years. Once consent was established there's wake up blowies and sleepy slip-ins. The sneak can be hot, but only if there's an established understanding.

knowing that both of the people in this story are obese redditors :marseypuke:

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my old gf was obsessed with the idea of waking up being fricked in the morning

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I've known girls like that, they never take into consideration that that uncomfortable stressful specific morning feel isn't the sexiest moment

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Wouldn't say it's uncomfortable but the bad breath and smegma needs to be taken care of

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idk for me early mornings just feel like a headache waiting to happen

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Drink more water neighbor

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Yeah always sounds better than it is IRL

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:#marseycoomer2:

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:#stoningbibles:

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Only haram if they weren't married and were on birth control.

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Obese redditor is redundant

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Just like saying

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@ObamaBinLaden say this as a feminist ally

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Hey I'm only four of those things :marsey!indignant:

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im none i don't even use rdrama, i just chill watch scoobie and smoke my hookah

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you're just jealous you get no sleepy slip-ins :chadsnoo:

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i would give anything for a sleepy slip-in

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can I do the slippin?

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What I'm slippin :#marseycockvore:

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:#marseygoatse:

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We're gonna need a bigger bussy


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Wtf

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Little do you know, a sleepy slip-in is a finger in ur butt :marseyletsgo:

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Tfw no sweepy weepy fricky wuckies

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le sexy times

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You typed this

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Obese :marseytrain2: redditors

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Mm

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Sleepy slipins are just dry humping folds

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