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We took our daughter out on her 21st birthday for dinner and she ordered a chocolate martini. When waiter asked for her ID, he said "OMG today is your birthday. You need a shot. I will be right back."
Fast forward to the bill... $15 shot was listed.
lol waiters are shameless































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I had this happen for an entire table at a Russian restaurant in Helsinki. The servers were like, "It's traditional to have vodka!" They then passed out a bunch of shots. They were all on the bill.































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I am writing in response to your request for my political opinion on "big tiddy goth girls". I must first state that upon receiving this electronic message, I had to direct one of my interns to look it up for me on the internet, as I am much to old and feeble minded to use a personal computing system. Upon finding out the meaning of this, I must say I am quite against women with large bosoms who dress and do their powder and rogue in the style of gothic. I believe this style of appearance too closely mimics that of satanism, and while the first amendment protects this, it is something I cannot morally support.
Lastly, you also mentioned something about "traps being gay", which was another term I had to have defined for me on the internet. Men who cross dress as women; it would still be having a homosexual relationship even if they had the appearance of a woman. So this time, I am actually in agreement with you on this.
This is perhaps one of the strangest requests for opinion I have ever received, and I am sorry to make this response brief, but I must make my hourly trip to Dairy Queen, as it is a good place for u kno what.
Sincerely,
Chuck Grassley
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