FOR MONTHS NOW I HAVE TOILED SILENTLY, WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT. FOR MONTHS I HAVE DREAMED OF CAPESHITTERS FINALLY GETTING WHAT THEY DESERVE
THAT MOMENT IS TODAY. THE RECKONING FOR CAPESHITTERS HAS ARRIVED
Here are the major spoilers in question:
Aunt may dies and green goblin kills her
Venom is in the post credits scene
Follow people with names that remind people of this
If they stop that, make subreddits with the spoilers in the name and invite people for it.
If all fails simply dm people spoilers
Any other methods to troll will be greatly appreciated in the comments but those are the main two
Feel free to post this on 4chan, /tv/, maybe they can catch the blame again like they caught it last time.
make sure to use variance on the names so they cant use autofilters
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@Dahncer_the_reindeer You should CC this thread
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YOU FOOLS! YOU GAVE @DonnaTrump THE AGENDA POSTER MARK OF SHAME, BUT I CHOSE TOO WEAR IT AS A BADGE OF HONOUR INSTEAD!
YOUR FOOLISH J-SLUR POWERS HAVE NO EFFECT AGAINST ME! IT ONLY MAKES @DonnaTrump BOLDER AND STRINGER!
TRANS LIVES MATTER MORE THAN J-SLUR LIVES #KILLALJANNIES
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How's this?
https://old.reddit.com/r/AuntMayDies
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Nice
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The green goblin doesnβt kill aunt may. He gets killed by his flying saucer in the final battle with Spider-Man.
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π€π€π€π€π€
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I am making a group DM and inviting chuds to it. I've set the group DM name to a spoiler.
Also, you DM'd me with a spoiler, cuck.
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Frick cape shit
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DRAMA? TRANS LIVES MATTER.
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I think we can troll r/aznidentity a bit, because there is a fat asian comedy relief kid in the movie and some journo will write something about this fact.
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Planned to watch this tomorrow with my brother. Sad!
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You can prepare him for when Aunt May dies.
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I don't really care about marvel movies since like the first avenger flick they made. But he is a teen and enjoys them a lot.
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well tell him to keep of reddit i guess
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If he ever even mentioned reddit to me I'd beat the shit our of him and break his phone.
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Darn the first avengers movie is like 10 years old now.
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@Healthy
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It's been too long since we did a good old fashioned op.
Naturally, I'm too lazy to participate.
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Ng/Dl havers?
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nanograms per deciliter
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I have literally no idea what the frick this topic is. I have never seen a comic book movie of any kind.
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Unfathomably based.
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You definitely have seen at least several, you just didnβt know it was a comic book first.
The Mask, Men in Black, most gay porn.
(((They))) are sneaky like that.
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Road To Perdition
Tank Girl
The Crow
The Rocketeer
Flash Gordon
Scott Pilgrim
Constantine
Barb Wire
30 Days of Night
300
Cowboys vs Aliens
From Heck
V For Vendetta
A History of Violence
Kingsman
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
My Friend Dahmer
Oblivion
Richie Rich
Tales From The Crypt (movies)
Timecop
Wanted
I excluded the obvious superhero movies and I didnβt include tv shows like Sabrina The Teenage Witch etc.
@Transgender_spez
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The Rocketeer is a really good flick. Proper movie magic.
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darn all these movies suck peepee and are beloved by attention-seeking teenagers
no wonder
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Yes, teenagers famously love period Tom Hanks gangster drama Road to Perdition.
You fool. You clown. Kindly take yourself outside and beat yourself like a fricking rug.
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I have seen literally none of those things. I also do not watch pornography. Not even gay porn.
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This reads like something a wasted sorority chick would write in a yearbook. We can observe the complete absence of any moral framework or intellectual ability in this one sample of writing.
Snapshots:
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Clearly Snappy has met wasted sorority chicks that are WAY more fun than the ones I've met. They usually just cry and shit.
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I dropped the spoiler in the r/Teenagers groomercord.
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Wait why were you in that groomercord channel?
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Holy frick that is good sneeding
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π
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Send mod messages and reports to MCU subreddits with spoilers
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The mods have already seen it but good idea
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That wasn't us, that was le epic 4chonz troll to follow s
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Nah it was me neighbor
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mmh hmm. sure.
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Everyone's gonna be so mad that they kill GILFy Aunt May
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I am gonna abuse the shit out of this lmao
Thank u based capeshit-hater.
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So the capeshit movie is exactly the same thing as all the others
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Cash cows
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Could you please tell me the name of the movie.
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spider man no way home
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Does he find a way home? That would sound like a good thing to spoiler...
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Thank you!
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No way home? Why? Is he Mexican and refuses to go back?
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Mexicans go home whenever they want, don't be such a racist. It's only nazis that don't get to go back home
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no its some gay dimensional shit
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Buttplay isn't dimensional!
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Nice socks you've got Carp, but you need to up estradiol dosage.
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Is that it? Does such lukewarm content even count as a spoiler? She had like 10m of screentime across 5 movies. I forgot she was a character.
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She is only remembered because she is the hot version of Aunt May
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it will make the redditors seethe
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I donβt watch marvel. Which movie is this about?
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the really ambitious one with all the dimension n shit thats been hyped up for a year
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Thatβs been hyped up? Youβre kidding. All my friends and family made comments about how gay it looks when we saw the trailer play before Dune. So did half the people sitting near us.
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Capeshitters will eat anything marvel suits on their plate
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There is nothing more pathetic than being a capeshitter
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Literally. At least some cuckolds have standards.
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Will you also tell them that the good guys beat the bad guys?
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Everyone load up on dramacoin futures
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Going long on Dramacoin.
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i need your help. there is only one of me and a millon redditors
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Reporting for duty
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unironically because i'm mass inviting to r/goblinkillsauntmay in between typing this
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I just followed every a shit ton of marvel subreddit users with u/GreenGoblinKillsMay hehehe
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post it on 4chan too. get them to take the fall
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Good technique would be to make a few shitlib posts on r/antiwork or similar sub filled with sensitive neurodivergent types, wait until they hit their stride and then edit them full of spoilers.
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@Dahncer_the_reindeer pin this comment plz ^_^
Whole film resets the MCU Spider-man continuity, setting up a Spider-man v Venom movie, main spoilers are May dying, Venom, Tobey getting stabbed, MJ forgetting about Peter.
#IDEAS FOR SPOILING A.
B.
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It doesn't make sense. Peter and Ned were friends before Ned found out that Peter is Spiderman, it was in scene in Homecoming. So even if he doesn't remember that Peter is Spiderman, he still should have been his friend. Though if it will remove Ned and MJ it's great, I hate them. If Harry Osborn and Mary Jane will appear in Spiderman continuation it will be even better.
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Is it possible to get a bot to spam invites to a private sub?
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Ask one of the resident codecels, I've been doing it manually.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/rgc0py/what_is_up_with_these_subreddit_invites?sort=controversial
This little guy is confused about what's going on. Hopefully some people can upvote his post so others will see it.
And it's gone
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The venom spoiler sounds like a good one if that's an important character, they'll spend the entire movie knowing it's coming and it'll ruin it for them.
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Venom is definitely an important character for spiderman nerds.
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Pinnd
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This sounds really really boring, so spoiling it really does a great service.
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It's another Marvel comic book-movie. Of course it'd be boring.
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This is comic book tier bad and everyone involved should be ashamed.
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They should have had Doc Ock steal his body and frick Mary Jane like what happened in that one comic
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Was that before or after he traded the existence of his marriage to the devil in exchange for curing his decrepit aunt of a gunshot wound?
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That's like when the character wakes up at the end of a five season TV show to reveal the whole thing was a dream all along lmfao. That's ludicrously bad. It makes it so that none of the shit the viewers cared about in the past few movies matters.
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I don't know much about Spiderman besides the cartoons my little brother left playing, but killing off Aunt May seems like a cheap "wow this spider movie is so grimdark and different " more than actually being good.
However, if they wanted to truly upset redditors, they'd have to kill a doggo somehow
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That sounds like a bunch of convoluted nonsense just to go back to classic Spiderman after they jumped the shark with Avengers shit.
Either way, why would anyone give a shit after the umpteenth reboots they've done of Spiderman? Give it a couple years and uncle Ben will be killed again in yet another reboot.
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It's to let them reboot the franchise without doing the whole "I'm just an average nerd. Owchy spider bite. Oh no someone spilled uncle Ben's rice" movie that we've all seen repeatedly. Not the worst idea.
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Rebooting spiderman AGAIN is absolutely the worst idea. There don't need to be 5-6 separate spiderman movie continuities within 20 years.
Raimi trilogy
Amazing movies
MCU
Spiderverse (distinct from the OTHER spiderman multiverse from the MCU)
Venom and other Sony spinoffs (debatable)
MCU post continuity reset
This is ridiculous.
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I liked the Raimi Spiderman films because I was 10 and they were campy comicbook stuff. I haven't watched a Spiderman movie since.
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Iβd really recommend Into the Spiderverse, the animated one. Usually not into superhero movies but it was a really well done animation. The movie would transition from art style to art style very well and has rewatch potential because of all the different visual effects you could look for again.
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Raimi thought he was making the movie interpretation of Spiderman--if not forever, at least for the next few decades. He put in the requisite effort and made actual artistic decisions. Everyone since him knows they're making ephemeral products that are designed to be forgotten.
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Agree, plus you had William Defoe and James Franco.
Plus I had this green goblin toy that I liked to play with.
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That toy was rare. I got one and my little brother broke it. Couldn't buy another one because it was sold out. My mother had to buy one from an ebay auction for $100 but my lil bro broke that one, then my mother bought another from ebay and the little shit broke the glider.
I still have one toy without the glider along with the other characters from the movie that I gave to my toddler. now spiderman is chilling with peppa pig.
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"THE CONTINUITY IS SO STUPID NO ONE CAN BE BOTHERED WITH IT" LIKE A REAL COMIC BOOK UNIVERSE, FINALLY!
TRANS LIVES MATTER.
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Combine multiple methods for style points
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r/BushDidIt
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I laughed at my desk gg
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I have created that sub. Anybody who wants to join can dm me with a name like "auntmaydies123" or something to become a mod and then invite as many people as you can
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based
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