Just wrap a piece of paper around your peepee and make a mark to measure the girth, then hold the paper to a ruler. Not knowing your circumference might as well be the breakfast test.
Measuring your peepee is gay. !straggots back me up here.
Men measure their peepee to know how they compare. To compare is to think about the differences between your peepee and other men's peepeees. And thinking about other men's peepeees? Neighbor that's gay.
I didn't measure my peepee until I was like 25, when I learned it was actually pretty big. Over the next couple of years my confidence exploded and I blossomed into a full person. If I'd internalized having a big peepee at a younger age I'd be much more successful.
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Just wrap a piece of paper around your peepee and make a mark to measure the girth, then hold the paper to a ruler. Not knowing your circumference might as well be the breakfast test.
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What's the breakfast test?
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Did you eat breakfast this morning?
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No, I usually don't eat breakfast.
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Measuring your peepee is gay. !straggots back me up here.
Men measure their peepee to know how they compare. To compare is to think about the differences between your peepee and other men's peepeees. And thinking about other men's peepeees? Neighbor that's gay.
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I didn't measure my peepee until I was like 25, when I learned it was actually pretty big. Over the next couple of years my confidence exploded and I blossomed into a full person. If I'd internalized having a big peepee at a younger age I'd be much more successful.
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Thanks for sharing your coming-out story.
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It did move me 5% closer to being gay just so I could peepee-mog guys.
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105% gay
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