I demand a vote of no confidence

I demand

that boomers stop this madness at once.

Bill O'Reilly is one of them. He's got a book out where he makes the suggestion that inflicting an insurrection on the will of the people was in some way morally equivalent to Clinton lying about a blow job of the 90s. He is completely senile by this simple metric: he is unable to understand why this dangerous act of a reckless traitor to the spirit of American government demands an answer, and that answer comes in the form of blood: so long as he is in the race, blood is due to be spilled, and this is not incitement: do not commit violence, because it only makes things worse.

You shall not offer before us this prospect, of this old man becoming president. The Republican Party needs to salvage its dignity, and we need to do something about the old people confusion NOW.

Here's the list I have:

Biden promised he would take out his bag in the debate.

And then took responsibility for his age and backed out of the race as an obligation to future generations.

If Trump doesn't do that immediately, he is failing. He is clinging to his traitorous lie, that he did not lose the election of 2020. He is a needless threat. It doesn't matter how many people believe in him, only that their loss in November needs to be horrific because they associate with him.

And that there are people who can still do the right thing and spare the country this needless tragedy of an old man withering in full public view clearly incapable of doing the job and having been the worst president that we are ever likely to see. A national disaster.

Trump was a national disaster.

And setting aside pointless questions of whether or not it was fascism, which @Impassionata always gets too hung up about, this has gone on long enough. Our country needs to avoid further embarrassment.

THERE IS THIS BAG LEFT ON THE DEBATE FLOOR WHEN BIDEN REMOVED TRUMP FROM PLAY (IT JUST TOOK A WHILE TO SET IN).

IT'S GOT BOOMER SHIT IN IT.

RUPERT MURDOCH

MITCH MCCONNELL

ELON MUSK SUCCUMBED TO BOOMER BRAIN PREMATURELY

BILL O'REILLY

THEY ALL SHIT IN THIS BAG

THEY'RE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LOSS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY TO KGB RUSSIA

OH

AND THERE'S ONE MORE NAME

ONE MORE BOOMER

WHO SHIT IN THIS BAG OF BOOMER SHIT

JOHN ROBERTS

WHO WHEN THE PEOPLE NEEDED TO BE TOLD: NO THIS PERSON IS NOT ALLOWED TO RUN FOR OFFICE

INSTEAD OF CLEARING THE BAG OF BOOMER SHIT

HE OPENED IT UP

SHIT IN IT

CONSIDERED IT DISPENSING JUSTICE

AND EARNED AN IMMEDIATE RETIREMENT

I call for a national vote of NO CONFIDENCE

in any and all BOOMERS

and their compelled retirement from GOVERNMENT

on the grounds that their BAG OF BOOMER SHIT

IS NOT GOING TO RUN FOR REELECTION.