would you rather be a not remotely passing (post-op) train who really hot lesbians are attracted to OR an ugly gay dude who only attracts other ugly gay dudes who want to fuck you in the ass (you are immune to STDs and won't be raped)
- WINNER!
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Good morning !commenters.
The correct answer was "neovagina having
with hot lesbians" for a number of reasons, which we will now briefly touch on:
Despite the neovagina, you would still be a man. Therefore you are having straight s*x with the lesbians, however unfulfilling it may be. This minimizes the sin, or avoids it entirely if you "gay" marry one of them.
Despite being not remotely passing, there is no qualifier that you have to remain nonpassing. The only locked appearance was for the gay ugly bottom option. Therefore committing to a life of ugliness is wrong, rather than committing to a life of initial ugliness that can be remedied.
The latter option requires you to have ugly partners, which is a complete nonstarter.
The latter option requires you to bottom, not even just on occasion, but always. This is unacceptable.
The latter option is inherently transphobic: you would rather be ugly and only be with ugly people than be trans? Get real, bigot.
Thank you for participating in this bimothy census. There is no badge.
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!badgemaxxers
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The last several have ended like this and I'm looking forward to people remembering eventually and refusing to participate so I can hand out badges that time to the few who do play.
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I haven't gotten a new badge in so long
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blame the site for being boring
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if I kill
@FormerLurKONG will I get a badge?
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yes
a thousand times yes
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you can kill him and get a badge too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I find that whenever my site gets too boring, a nice new badge sets it right.
Maybe try that.
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It's been almost two months since my last badge and I'm jonesing hard
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can I get the oregon trail badges
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Why even live? I need my badges
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This guy fell for the oldest trick in the book
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I made dramacoin
tho
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!transphobes yea at least we wouldnt be subhuman
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the ugly are not ensouled!!!!!!!!!!
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/r/askgaybros would pick the latter option
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i know
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!gaystapo get this homophobe!
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!cuteandvalid get this transphobe!
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if you transitioned carp what name would you choose.
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depends how i looked honestly
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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Thank you for the daily dose of wisdom carp im sure this knowledge and reasoning will have a significant impact on my future life
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Where's our neovagina badge
fish
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unbelievable it didn't work out this time
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Yeah but that neovagina comes with all the nasty
side effects
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Wrong. The latter option allows you to volcelmaxx, which is the based & incelpilled position anyways
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Every neovag is a rotting body horror abomination though. I would genuinely take straight up castration over it if you put a gun to my head.
Actually between the three options I would just say to shoot me but I think that analogy gets the point across.
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Train enthusiasts btfo
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NO BADGE!?
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Why? It says you can't be r*ped so unless you want to bottom you can just not.
I mean you know what you get when you sign up to a Carp "poll" but honestly this one is just more annoying than usual. Whatever. Lesson learned.
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"Help! What if [situation outside of the clearly defined parameters]?????"
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I can win this
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play bc yolo
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Only fun hating nerds would not play.
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I pretty much ignore it, but carp is not wrong. So many users here constantly harp about EUGH STINKY STINKY REDDITORS yet do the most redditor internet behaviors because they're reaction starved.
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embrace sidevotemaxxing
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I can forgive anybody except people who remind me of myself
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Wait post op? Frick
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I would rather get fricked than have to dilate my entire life
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They will NEVER let you top
You will NEVER have s*x with a woman
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I mean neither will happen as a post op
tho
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But I don't want to shove a dilator into an open wound and forced it even more open
It's just like getting fricked in the butt but you butthole is a huge wound that will never heal 
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What are you gay or something?
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Aren't both option gay?
I'm pretty sure cutting off you peepee isn't straight either
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Nuh uh
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You can keep the dilator
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but you are gay, yes? If you like getting fricked by men that's not a losing scenario.
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Yeah but they're UGLY.
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I bet i wouldn't be the first MtF to use a strapon
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If you're ugly gay you can just live alone in a fricking cave like a fricking troll, unmutilated and happy.
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I value my pp too much
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I'd rather be NONE of those things, and continue being my (superior) cisgender male self.
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unicorn
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im trans and gay and homeless
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Just buy a house?
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If bussy is wrong, then I don't want to be right
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Hello I'm bimonthly
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hecko bimonthly im bimothy
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so... ugly dude women are into, or ugly dude men are in to
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The first one doesn't have a dong though
Would you rather spend a lifetime dilating or a lifetime getting fucked in the ass
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Oh noes! I am now cursed to lifelong drilling holes into jannoids butts
!teaparty
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you don't have to frick men though, because if you do, I want to change my vote because then I wouldn't be able to go to heaven if i did gay stuff
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This might be a valid point! Wait until tomorrow when I remember this poll exists to find out if it comes to mind when I decide the right answer!!!!!!
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shieeeet didn't consider that I'd have to dilate
also I can get fricked in the butt by women too, it's called pegging
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In the first option, can @ObamaBinLaden not have bottom surgery?
But I'm a very hot train (capable of turning out TERFs like
@arsey levels of thirst inducing) who has an OF?
Then @ObamaBinLaden can make bank and it's not even a close choice.
A 6 figure OF sugardaddies and cougarmommies is too much for even a straight man too pass up.
@ObamaBinLaden say this as a feminist ally
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Inshallah it is time to genocide the bug chasers
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Is your lack of faith possibly saving you 200dc really worth missing out on a potential badge
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You are a biological male in both examples. Just take what you want
Putting the
in 
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Can you just dm me the one that wins? Dont feel like reading this
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I haven't decided yet
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Dm me when you do
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How these usually work is I ask a question and list possible answers and then later I am reminded that I asked the question and quickly come up with an answer, immediately type up a long explanation as to why it's right and I ping all the participants and several unrelated ping groups so they can yell at me. There is no time between solving the question posed and paying the bets out I'm sorry.
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I didn't even read what the question was. Just badge pls
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I hit the wrong thing because of my butterfinger. I stand with israel against
horrors like 
@MoonMetropolis
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Soooo... I do get a badge for this, right?
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Ya u get a badge
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a rusty sheriff's badge
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Promise
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If you can't get r*ped you can just monkmaxx tbh. Dedicate your life to higher pursuits. And I do have a decent liking towards my peepee.
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I knew I'd win because this site is full of cute twinks that enjoy getting fricked in the butt by men.
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It always feels better to win.
CHUG HYDRATION
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I wanna keep my pp
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This is basically would you rather chop off your peepee or be
@MinecraftBee (but immune to STDs)
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I'm already the second one, what do I win?
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Scissor hot women, but have no peepee. Never have a proper orgasm. Dilate forever...
Or, be an ugly homo, with a peepee, and can orgasm with other ugly homos...
The choice is clear.
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!slots10000
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voted against carp
surely this time itll work out
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I literally can't put myself in the headspace of someone that is ugly enough to be in either of these categories lol (irl I look like tobey maguire with facial hair)
I also have a feeling that your definition of "hot lesbian" is very different from mine
Current hyperfixation:
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