would you rather be a not remotely passing (post-op) train who really hot lesbians are attracted to OR an ugly gay dude who only attracts other ugly gay dudes who want to fuck you in the ass (you are immune to STDs and won't be raped)
- WINNER!
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so... ugly dude women are into, or ugly dude men are in to
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The first one doesn't have a dong though
Would you rather spend a lifetime dilating or a lifetime getting fucked in the ass
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shieeeet didn't consider that I'd have to dilate
also I can get fricked in the butt by women too, it's called pegging
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Oh noes! I am now cursed to lifelong drilling holes into jannoids butts
!teaparty
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you don't have to frick men though, because if you do, I want to change my vote because then I wouldn't be able to go to heaven if i did gay stuff
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This might be a valid point! Wait until tomorrow when I remember this poll exists to find out if it comes to mind when I decide the right answer!!!!!!
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In the first option, can @ObamaBinLaden not have bottom surgery?
But I'm a very hot train (capable of turning out TERFs like
@arsey levels of thirst inducing) who has an OF?
Then @ObamaBinLaden can make bank and it's not even a close choice.
A 6 figure OF sugardaddies and cougarmommies is too much for even a straight man too pass up.
@ObamaBinLaden say this as a feminist ally
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