would you rather be a not remotely passing (post-op) train who really hot lesbians are attracted to OR an ugly gay dude who only attracts other ugly gay dudes who want to fuck you in the ass (you are immune to STDs and won't be raped)
- WINNER!
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Good morning !commenters.
The correct answer was "neovagina having
with hot lesbians" for a number of reasons, which we will now briefly touch on:
Despite the neovagina, you would still be a man. Therefore you are having straight s*x with the lesbians, however unfulfilling it may be. This minimizes the sin, or avoids it entirely if you "gay" marry one of them.
Despite being not remotely passing, there is no qualifier that you have to remain nonpassing. The only locked appearance was for the gay ugly bottom option. Therefore committing to a life of ugliness is wrong, rather than committing to a life of initial ugliness that can be remedied.
The latter option requires you to have ugly partners, which is a complete nonstarter.
The latter option requires you to bottom, not even just on occasion, but always. This is unacceptable.
The latter option is inherently transphobic: you would rather be ugly and only be with ugly people than be trans? Get real, bigot.
Thank you for participating in this bimothy census. There is no badge.
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!badgemaxxers
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The last several have ended like this and I'm looking forward to people remembering eventually and refusing to participate so I can hand out badges that time to the few who do play.
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I haven't gotten a new badge in so long
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blame the site for being boring
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if I kill
@FormerLurKONG will I get a badge?
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yes
a thousand times yes
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you can kill him and get a badge too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I find that whenever my site gets too boring, a nice new badge sets it right.
Maybe try that.
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It's been almost two months since my last badge and I'm jonesing hard
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can I get the oregon trail badges
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Why even live? I need my badges
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This guy fell for the oldest trick in the book
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I made dramacoin
tho
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!transphobes yea at least we wouldnt be subhuman
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the ugly are not ensouled!!!!!!!!!!
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/r/askgaybros would pick the latter option
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i know
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!gaystapo get this homophobe!
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!cuteandvalid get this transphobe!
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if you transitioned carp what name would you choose.
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depends how i looked honestly
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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Thank you for the daily dose of wisdom carp im sure this knowledge and reasoning will have a significant impact on my future life
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Where's our neovagina badge
fish
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unbelievable it didn't work out this time
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Yeah but that neovagina comes with all the nasty
side effects
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Wrong. The latter option allows you to volcelmaxx, which is the based & incelpilled position anyways
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Every neovag is a rotting body horror abomination though. I would genuinely take straight up castration over it if you put a gun to my head.
Actually between the three options I would just say to shoot me but I think that analogy gets the point across.
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Train enthusiasts btfo
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NO BADGE!?
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Why? It says you can't be r*ped so unless you want to bottom you can just not.
I mean you know what you get when you sign up to a Carp "poll" but honestly this one is just more annoying than usual. Whatever. Lesson learned.
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"Help! What if [situation outside of the clearly defined parameters]?????"
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