The US is invading Lebanon for its... :marseynotes: salt and rocks

https://x.com/Hezbolsonaro/status/1838698521068999103

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yeah we need to get that stuff that's literally fricking everywhere. The ground is made of it.

can't forget about salt, a strategic resource because it's 176 AD.

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this tweet was particularly amusing. Investigative journ*list over here discovers that a huge mining conglomerate gave an entire $3,000 to Democrats

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three thousand entire dollars? It's all a giant top hat WASP conspiracy to divest the innocent brown world of its extremely common resources :marseyschizowall:

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The real reason is Americans love war :marsey40k:

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The real reason is because Americans hate wimps and is nagging on Israel to give Lebanon a nookie

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Nookie is s*x.

Noogie is knuckling a nerds head.

I guess either fits tbh.

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I know what I said, burgers are pro :rape: for bullying

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The real reason is the Israeli's are meant to defeat the entirety of the middle east time and time again until they all convert to Christianity because of how based the west has become.

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Palestinian lives matter and that's why they should convert too christianity

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USA is all about war and pointless rocks

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