The US is invading Lebanon for its... :marseynotes: salt and rocks

https://x.com/Hezbolsonaro/status/1838698521068999103

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yeah we need to get that stuff that's literally fricking everywhere. The ground is made of it.

can't forget about salt, a strategic resource because it's 176 AD.

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this tweet was particularly amusing. Investigative journ*list over here discovers that a huge mining conglomerate gave an entire $3,000 to Democrats

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three thousand entire dollars? It's all a giant top hat WASP conspiracy to divest the innocent brown world of its extremely common resources :marseyschizowall:

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If we no war then Lockheed Martin :marseyluthercringe: and Sig Sauer no get $800T/year of gibsmedats from our taxes.

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The US could btfo any government in existence if they wanted with all of its military capacity, they just decide not to, which is why it's always funny to see people say how big of a defeat are recent interventions, when in reality it's better to just leave than raze the entire country to dust just to claim victory

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