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Ultrashitpost they/them  2d ago (reddit.com) 1,471 thread views #303603

Lana Del Ray got married to the love of her life, Amos Moses the Alligator tour guide. For some reason this really pisses off the ladies at /r/fauxmoi

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1fqfzdd/lana_del_rey_marries_alligator_tour_guide_jeremy/ 




It was on the frontpage, i dont even know why they are so mad about it




















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>she's too weird for me
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It's funny being told "eat less" when it's basically a fricking chore getting 2000 calories a fricking day.
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The 2000/2500 calories a day rule is r-slurred for today's society. It's meant for active people, not people who sit on their butt all day (90% of people today)































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I ate 4100 calories yesterday, lost weight and I'm fricking pissed about it. How does that even happen???




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Also people seem to forget that your height has a huge impact on what your target weight should be and similarly your target calories.
A 6'2" man should be eating significantly more than a 5'0" woman. Even if they both have the same level of physical activity.































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https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1apifht/a_man_carrying_ice_skates_jumped_scared_me_this/
My body hasn't stopped vibrating. I was walking home less than one hour after sun down when a tall 20ish year old butthole jumped in front of me while yelling "grrrrrrr" blocking my path and scarring the shit out of me.
I screamed and yelled at him "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"
To which he chuckled "to scar you".
As he started walking away I stood my ground and said "why the frick would you scare a woman walking alone in the dark?"
He just laughed and said "come on it's a joke".
As I stared at him waking away I screamed "you're a fricking predator butthole and frick you!"
He looked back at me but then I darted home.
I never like going out after dark alone. Which makes life difficult and being brave can take a lot out of a person. Today I felt so confident being independent and look what happens. Just another women hating male who saw me vulnerable and decided to take his low self esteem and anger out on me. He's the kind guy who wonders endlessly why it's so hard to find a girlfriend.
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/u/StringAdventurous479 how is Lana too weird for you when every post you make is about how you're humongously fat, riddled with mental disorders, married to an invalid, and worst of all live in Boston































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>posts on landlordlove 
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lmaooooo
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