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[๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Rings of Power is an embarrassing failure.

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bye felicia. feel free to board the white ship to Valinor and leave the sub to those who enjoy the show. (-27)

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Take it you won't watch again this time and won't be posting this same thing yet again next week. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (-18)

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Oh give over you petty malcontent (-19)

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This show is irredeemable garbage, but the most astonishing thing about it is the surrounding factors. It's not just the stuff that's on the screen (though that's certainly bad enough on its own). It's:The fact that it cost so much. The most expensive show ever made, and the result is this atrocity. In terms of value for the money, this has got to be the worst in the history of television. Nothing else falls this far below what should be reasonable to expect with such a budget.Picking a cast of practically all unknown actors. While a show doesn't need Brad Pitt and Matt Damon in it in order to succeed, Amazon seem to have actively avoided casting anyone of note. As a result, the performances range from genuinely terrible to occasionally mildly tolerable, with absolutely nobody in the show doing anything that can really be called impressive. The best one can say is that a few of them are mostly alright. And indeed, they have a grand total of zero nominations for any awards whatsoever... (36)

Hey.ย  Thanks for posting this.ย  Makes me feel like I'm not going crazy.ย ย I watched the first 2 eps of season 1.ย ย ย I even liked some hard parts of them.ย  I was willing to give it a chance and was excited for some new LOTR stuff.ย ย I gave up halfway through episode 3, maybe 4?ย  I could list all the things that sucked about it and made me stop watching but I'll spare you.ย ย  But oh boy was it bad.ย  Almost unbelievably so.ย ย  Like..... How did that scene even get greenlit? And that was every scene.ย ย So when I drop by Reddit and everybody is singing praises, or when the new season drops and has stellar scores and reviews, I feel like I'm going crazy.ย ย  Did I watch a completely different show?ย ย I've completely checked out on it- it's utter horseshit.ย  But it's so surreal seeing ads for it with a 90% RT score.ย ย Both seasons have currently dropped down to ~85+%, it's crazy that there is such a massive distance between it being universally panned by actual critics and individual fans and IMDb/R... (1)

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Wait is this a "clever" way for saying the final scene of the series finale will redeem the whole series and I'll have egg on my face? (1)

This is what did it for me, when "Tom bombadil"tells "Gandalf" the whole some who live deserve death and some who die deserve life bit. Now it makes Gandalf just is repeating something he heard already, Completely destroys one of the best lines of the trilogy (movies). Couldn't be more clear the blatant piggybacking bullshit that sells in today's dumb frick viewer world. This show has made me violently ill every week since it came out though so at least it's consistent (2)

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Holy shit! This is hilarious. It's like the inner workings of how incels process fiction. Are you insulted by a tv show? Awww, poor boy need a diapy change? Did the meany show runners piss in your cheerios? Awww, what a shame. Is the fiction being ruined? Are the untrue fantasy stories being told in a way that makes you angry? How can you frame it, so that you don't look pathetic, and childish? Kissing!?!?!!!!! In a tv show?!?!!!! Color me shocked! Shocked, I say!!!Oh no, orcs in sunlight! The sun is rising in the show, and I'm going to prove that I'm not a fricking crybaby loser, by determining where north is in fantasy land, and assuming that the sun still rises in the east on FANTASY LAND PLANET...because I'm not a loser. Wahhhhh (-1)

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>television in current year

>expecting it to be good

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apparently, the lord of the rings movies were better than the original star wars.

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!kino thoughts, b-word?

I think :marseymischevious: Starwars :marseywookiee: OT are fricking more fun movies but the fricking LoTR were a fricking much better :marseysaulgoodman: made and written movie :marseykishibemakima: trilogy

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Fellowship of the Ring > A New Hope > Empire Strikes Back *> Return of the King > Return of the Jedi > Two Towers

*everything past this is shit

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>starshit and ewok slop over absolute kino The Two Towers

!ringbearers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17274709362060688.webp

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LOTR was made good for everything they cut from the books

Hobbit was made terrible for everything they added to the films

Empire is the best Star Wars but is as bad as Jedi because you have you watch Wokslop to finish the story.

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Are you seriously suggesting Bombadil would've been LoTR's Jar Jar Binks? :marseysmughips:

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Is Interstellar the most accurate !ifrickinglovescience slop in recent years?

!physics

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No the Martian was

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The Martian is doted on if you ignore the physics of Martian sandstorms. But that's much better than "Love Tesseract" or whatever bullshit...

Project Hail Mary will get the same rep when it comes out.

Also shout out to the classic, Apollo 13

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Yes and The Core

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viggo can't act, legoshit can't act (don't remember his name), peter jackson turned a catholic wagnerian epic into cloakshit

every single deviation jackson made from the books, from pacing to dialogue is absolute :marseysoylentgrin:

fellowship is redeemed, like a new hope (being blatant kurosawa theft) and the first season of game of thrones, by it being constrained by its source material

but at least lucas maintained the tone when the ewoks weren't on screen in rotj, can't say that about jackson's trash

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:#soyconsoomer:

U rn fr fr

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Neighbor did you just put Two Towers below Jedi?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727474109864081.webp

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Remove the Legolas skateboarding on an orc chield and The Two Towers is the perfect movie

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PJ LOTR>>>>>>>>>>>>>Soy Wars !ringbearers

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:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

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Lord of the Rings is better and it's not even close

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The original Star Wars wasn't even a trilogy. The good guys blew up the Space Laser. The end.

And then the bad guys built a new Space Laser and the good guy had to blow it up over 2 more episodes and they realized they did an incest.

And then they did a flashback with Jamaicans and Japs.

And then the bad guys built a Super Space Laser and 1000 more Little Space Lasers and the good guys blew them up over 3 more episodes.

!trekkies I might actually consider watching an episode having written this.

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Thoughts on warp drives?

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https://media.tenor.com/0qpJ1Nutt2IAAAAx/bh187-spaceballs.webp

https://media.tenor.com/hf6YlmFqNTcAAAAx/space-balls-meme.webp

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Imagine enjoying this slop lmao

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!ringbearers the orcs are here

https://media.tenor.com/Gh96DQjMU-wAAAAx/theodin-death.webp

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Rohirim!!!

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This but unironcially

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There's still loads of good TV, you're just not going to get it from most of the big-name productions. Anything that sells itself on wokeness is guaranteed to be shit, but there's still a lot that has actual quality to build a reputation on.

Me, I'm looking forward to Severance coming back in January.

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Severence is going to be just as disappointing as LOST was. They really have no where interesting to go with it.

I have seen some okay tv in the last decade mr robot and a few others but its mostly trash

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