I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE AUTISM OF THE 2000S-2010S INTERNET

WITH OVER 2 DECADES OF EXPERIENCE ON LE INTERWEBZ, ITS SUBCULTURES, ITS LOLCOWS, AND ITS AUTISM

I AM THE ONE WHO HAS ABANDONED ALL FORUMS EXCEPT FOR RDRAMA.NET, BECAUSE RDRAMA.NET IS NOW MY FINAL HOME ON THIS SHITHOLE CALLED THE INTERNET

I BECAME HOMELESS BY THE CORPORATE ENSHITTIFICATION OF THE INTERNET, AND I CHOSE TO MAKE RDRAMA.NET MY FINAL HOME

I AM THE ONE WHO IS A COOMER, AN ANTI-COOMER, A CHRISTIAN, A MUSLIM, AN ARYAN, A BIPOC, A MUTT, A BRAZILIAN, A LATINX, AN EUROPEAN, AN AMERIMUTT, AN R-SLUR, A GENIUS, A CUTE TWINK, A STRAGGOT, A DRAMACEL, A REDDITOR, A SOYTEEN, A RANCHER, A CHUD, AN ANTI-CHUD, I AM AN R-SLURED BIPOCCUTE TWINK ALL AROUND.

I AM YOU, DRAMANAUT, I AM YOU!, I AM THE SPIRIT OF RDRAMA.NET!, BY THE WORDS OF MASTERLAWLZ (PBUH), SNALLYGASTER (PBUH), AND ANNARCHIST (PBUH)

VOTE FOR BWC 2024! VOTE FOR THE MOST R-SLURRED BIPOC CUTE TWINK ON THIS WEBSITE!

MY CAMPAIGN PROMISES, AS AN RDRAMA.NET JANNY, I SHALL:

1. NOT GET INVOLVED IN CORDBIPOC SHIT, PERIOD

2. NOT FALL FOR FOID SIMPERY (UNLESS IF THEY ARE BWC-ONLY ASIAN RICEBUNNIES BUILT FOR THE WHITEST NORDIC ARYAN BWC FROM HYPERBOREA, OR BLACK-ONLY SLUTTY SNOWBUNNIES BUILT FOR THE MOST VANTABLACK BIPOCCOAL SUB-SAHARAN AFRICAN BIPOC BBC)

3. NOT GIVE PRIVILEGES TO FOIDS SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY TRY TO SEDUCE ME, NOR PROMOTE NEPOTISM AMONG THE RDRAMA COMMUNITY (UNLESS IF THEY ARE BRAZILIAN)

4. NOT BE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING RDRAMA.NET, I HAVE NEVER BEEN A POWER-TRIPPING A REDDIT/FORUM/GROOMCORD/VIDYA SERVER JANNY BEFORE, I SHALL NOT BAN PEOPLE SIMPLY BECAUSE I DISLIKE THEM (UNLESS THEY POST ILLEGAL SHIT OR FEDPOST)

5. PROMOTE SPERGOUTS AND LOLCOW INTERACTIONS, ENCOURAGE MASTERLAWLZ AND TRAPPYSARUH TO RETURN TO RDRAMA.NET

6. PROMOTE AND PIN EFFORTPOSTS, INSIGHTFUL POSTS ABOUT COOL BUTT INTERNET TRIVIA, OBSCURE NICHE AUTISM RELATED TO THE INTERNET, AND UPHOLD THE ORIGINAL SPIRIT OF /r/DRAMA AS ONE OF THE 2018 PIZZASHILL-ERA OGS MYSELF

7. PERSUADE GIGAJANNIES TO END THE "HOLE GETS DELETED A WEEK AFTER BEING UNUSED" GIMMICK, PRESERVING ALL HOLES FOREVER, AND ALSO MAKE BBCPOSTING AND BWCPOSTING MANDATORY WHENEVER RICEBUNNIES OR SNOWBUNNIES ARE MENTIONED

8. PREVENT THE POLITICUCKIZATION OF RDRAMA.NET, NO TOLERANCE FOR EITHER LEF OR RIGH, OR CEN AGENDAPOSTING, RDRAMA.NET SHALL NOT BECOME ANOTHER VOAT WIGNAT/NAZI OR BLUESKY/CHAPOCHAT TANKIE COMMIE ECHO CHAMBER

9. PLAN TO MAKE PIZZASHILL AND SHREDDEDMANLET FELLOW JANNOIDS FOR SOME GOOD DRAMAFARMING

10. AUTOMATICALLY DISPLAY STEVEN JOEL AKINS' DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ARREST MUGSHOT WHENEVER BARDFINN GETS MENTIONED

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