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"you can rest assured no women will be in my house getting covered in oil and having giant dildos forced into their holes while my security threatens to kill them"
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No shit Diddy we all know you're gay, pulling a spacey doesn't work anymore
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Will he wear full chastity gear during his Freak-Offsπ€
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DICK or TREAT! π¬ DICK or TREAT! π¬ππΌ GIVE ME ππΌ SOMETHING π GOOD TO EAT! π± π π Happy HalloWEINER π all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES π§π»βΌοΈ Now that COCKtober π has CUM π¦ to an end, the Spookiest π» and SLUTTIEST π holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! πβΌοΈ So it's time β° for all you Bad Bitch ππ»ββοΈWitches π§π»ββοΈto hop OFF π πΌββοΈ that broomstick π§Ή and hop π this dick! π½ Your mansππ½ββοΈwill celebrate π by MUNCHING π your Laffy Taffy π¬ and ππΌButterFINGERINGππΌπ that PEPPERMINT π» PUSSY π» until you MOAN π΅ with Almond JOYβΌοΈ SUCKK π his HARDDD πͺπΎ BLOW π¨ POP until he StarBURSTS π¦ his π― BIT O HONEY π― π into your JELLY BELLY! π±π₯° This SLUT-O-WEEN π don't π πΎββοΈ be a bore π΄........ so make sure βοΈ you DRESS π like a TOTAL ππΌββοΈ WHORE! π€ΈπΌββοΈπ Send π© this to 6οΈβ£9οΈβ£ HALLOWEEN HOES π―ββοΈ before MIDNIGHT π CUMS or you'll be CURSED ππ± with a NO π« NUT π₯ NOVEMBER πππ
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