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Masochistic Gay Male feminist promises to "Ban Women" from his home if he is released from jail

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:didd#ythuglife: "you can rest assured no women will be in my house getting covered in oil and having giant dildos forced into their holes while my security threatens to kill them"

:#marseystonetoss: "Women?"

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No shit Diddy we all know you're gay, pulling a spacey doesn't work anymore :marseyeyeroll:

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Will he wear full chastity gear during his Freak-Offs๐Ÿค”

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DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ DICK or TREAT! ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ GIVE ME ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ SOMETHING ๐Ÿ˜‰ GOOD TO EAT! ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Happy HalloWEINER ๐ŸŽƒ all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€ผ๏ธ Now that COCKtober ๐Ÿ—“ has CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ to an end, the Spookiest ๐Ÿ‘ป and SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ˜ˆ holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! ๐ŸŽƒโ€ผ๏ธ So it's time โฐ for all you Bad Bitch ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธWitches ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธto hop OFF ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ that broomstick ๐Ÿงน and hop ๐Ÿ”› this dick! ๐ŸŒฝ Your mans๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธwill celebrate ๐ŸŽ‰ by MUNCHING ๐Ÿ˜‹ your Laffy Taffy ๐Ÿฌ and ๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸผButterFINGERING๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚ that PEPPERMINT ๐Ÿ˜ป PUSSY ๐Ÿ˜ป until you MOAN ๐Ÿ˜ต with Almond JOYโ€ผ๏ธ SUCKK ๐Ÿญ his HARDDD ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ BLOW ๐Ÿ’จ POP until he StarBURSTS ๐Ÿ’ฆ his ๐Ÿฏ BIT O HONEY ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ into your JELLY BELLY! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅฐ This SLUT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒ don't ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ be a bore ๐Ÿ˜ด........ so make sure โœ”๏ธ you DRESS ๐Ÿ‘  like a TOTAL ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ WHORE! ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Send ๐Ÿ“ฉ this to 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ HALLOWEEN HOES ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ before MIDNIGHT ๐ŸŒš CUMS or you'll be CURSED ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ˜ฑ with a NO ๐Ÿšซ NUT ๐Ÿฅœ NOVEMBER ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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