First I would like to introduce /u/salaamswt, who I must reluctantly admit is the real protagonist of this entire story. This man is a Yemeni from the mean streets of Lackawanna in upstate NY.
Whenever he isn't drinking, puffing on his hookah, posting way too much personal info to Reddit on /r/Islam or /r/boypusssy or cruising for gay s*x in public parks, he is likely searching for poon, which he started to do at the age of 15.
Some fun facts about him:
In case you couldn't tell by his pfp, he is a big fan of Mia Khalifa.
This hamplanet is his girlfriend:
(No longer his actual gf, updated with a different similar fat woman at his request.)
https://old.reddit.com/r/BBWaddict/comments/1ggbw4e/in_the_dunes/
https://old.reddit.com/r/BBWaddict/comments/1ggcjr9/some_more_poses/
A funny thread about Jordanians concerned for the poor camel he plans to take her for a ride on.
He is an absolute Chad that smokes pot while driving.
Some of his other best hits:
Quantum physics is Haram because of all the Jews in it.
He makes beggars recite the Shahada.
Suggesting payday loans to other Muslims.
Literally pooping on his grandma. 
He possibly convinced that same grandma to vote for Trump. 
Now let's introduce /r/neoconnwo. Basically, it's a sub for rightoids exiled by the /r/neoliberal 
jannies. It is quite rdrama-adjacent and used to be even more. We have quite a few users here from it such as @BushWasRight,
@CitroAbsinthe,
@johannesalthusius and myself.
For some it is just a mildly rightoid shitposting sub. The jannies actively encourage racism, as long as it's under the gigajannie radar. Unfortunately, in greater and greater amounts it is filling up with overly serious third worlders who think that the discussion thread is a place for them to discuss high school admissions, chronicle their dating lives (except you /u/Thadlust, you're funny when you do it), post their treatises on world politics or discuss how to fix the Republican party to a semi-public audience of about 20 people on a good day. This latter group also has an incredibly distorted idea of baiting, which they call "bullying". This consists of unironically arguing with lib tourists on the sub to the applause and backpatting of their 15 internet friends.
You might think that such an erudite and intelligent group of bullies would have no problem dealing with a Yemeni that has pot-fried his brain so hard that about a third of his words are neighbor but you would be surprised.
It begins with him absolutely dominating bants with the victories of the glorious warriors of Islam. but quickly escalates as he lifts the veil of the sub and peers into the very SOVL of its users.
who r U? u really think this subreddit some kinda secret club? u all losers jerkin each other off pretendin you got a VIP pass to the club when all u doin is sittin on ur fat asses
My brother in Yakob you are arguing with a thirteen year old troll
I know. I like bullying, literally meaning
"i like making catty comments on a random subreddit that barely gets any traffic and pretending I'm a kewl mean girl" go show these screenshots to your grandma u corny butt neighbor itll be the only time she'll ever be proud of u
Which is such an own that it gets more upmarseyd than the local who pretends not to see it to spare himself the shame of having to attempt to respond.
lol ur comment history is just words n more words n huffing ur own farts. U ain't as smart as u think u r
ching chong ding dong long wang flung dung eggs won ton chicken fried rice. n give me a fortune cookie too
LaserAlpaca desperately tries to recover from his humiliation:
Please never ban salaamswf (other guy)
from my understanding of experimenting with him. You can trigger him by saying bad things to Arabs. Mom attack works ok not too sure how efficient it is.
Sadly here is Reddit, many things I cannot say or I can show you true insulting techniques from China.
u "troll" like a 13 year old who saw a rage face on knowyourmeme for the first time
I mean I have to go to your level to fight you right?
fight me? neighbor u postin comments on reddit
I don't think you can say that word
neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor
Anyways, his entire comment history, especially on /r/neoconNWO is just gold.
Enjoy a bonus thread of him, featuring trains.
Btw in case you were wondering where the material for all these truthnukes comes from, Yemeni scientists are hard at work enriching copper.
Anyways, /u/salaamswt is a fun guy, hope we can entice him to come here.
If you're seeing this from crosstalk pm bot salaamswt, I'm KamalaFanBoy. 
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Yemenis were made by Yakub, too. Their Yakubian corruption is what feeds their khat addiction
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nice try deleting ur comment. u lived in an arab country huh? gettin dooked on in dubai im assuming?
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lmao I deleted it because the site fricked up the formatting, I didn't live in Dubai, try again BIPOClet
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nice save there. ur comment was literally 1 sentence n there was no formatting. but im willing to give u the benefit of the doubt, maybe u got dooked on in the UAE instead.
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lol the site automatically flips the text to right to left even if it was input the right way so I gave it up since it was 2 sentences and I don't wanna frick with it
I didn't live in U Gay E either lol those are barely arab since 80% of the population are immigrants without rights
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u sayin that like its a bad thing
n i just commented 50 times n never had that problem lyin butt liar but id be embarrassed if i also worked as an ESL monkey in saudi arabia
PS your arabic is atrocious
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lmao it got flipped you neurodivergent yigger which is why I deleted it but please give me a Buffalo Standard Arabic lesson
and ESL...So you're proud of being a native English speaker?
You reply fast, are you methed out or is this an involved bit you're doing?
P.S. No shit you didn't have that problem you're writing in Amerimutt
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u smell like a self hating american lol sorry bud u will always be american no matter where u go
ur google translation arabic made me suspicious n ur defensiveness confirms it
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t. diasporoid mutt proud of being a nationality they don't possess.
Just be American/from New York, you're already degenerate.
Self-hating American? Try again, Jewthi.
lol I wish it was google translate, you're really just aiming blind aren't you, little guy?
Feel free to post in your "native language" (assuming that isn't just suburban English with a gay lisp or Yiddish)
If we're impressed can we book the lessons on Grindr?
(I'm in your walls)
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yemenis dont chew khat somalis n ethiopians do. yemenis dont do drugs, its not accepted in our communities, unlike horners n persians
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They do in country, maybe the diaspora doesn't which only proves my earlier point. Disapora also doesn't like marrying their bint al-'amm and they also like regular burger shit like tinder and hip hop
https://sanaacenter.org/the-yemen-review/march-2023/20009
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nice googling, sanaacenter is the 1st website i get when i google too. If u drop enough random arabic words in ur sentences then maybe you'll learn to order extra mayo at a kebab restaurant. n wake me up when u find the websites us real yemenis frequent.
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You almost had me thinking you were actually a reddit r-slur, but no khat jumped the shark.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2649518/
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