MORE HITS FROM /u/ann_amalie:
1. SHE CAN'T STOP CRYING
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gkx9ri/comment/lvp6brv/?context=8
You aren't alone. A lot of us feel this way. I've settled for dry heaving every few minutes between ugly sobbing and vowing never to voluntarily associate with anyone who voted for a republican ever again. The betrayal is so deep and complete. As the Italians say, they are dead to me. They don't care if I die, so I don't need them in my life. They are a direct threat to my safety
2. REMOVE ALL MEN FROM YOUR LIFE
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gku9v8/comment/lvp08tt/?context=8
Cut those people out of your life, yesterday. No mercy. If they can't understand you by now, they just don't care. And people who don't care about your mortality are no friends. I'm serious. Please protect yourself. They aren't being progressive when it really counts, which would mean standing up for us, even though we lost
3. SHE IS IN ABSOLUTE BATTLE MODE, SKIN OF STEEL
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gkwcmm/comment/lvoznn9/?context=8
I woke up this morning with skin of steel. I'm so enraged. My words will be swift and cutting and dripping with venom. I'm in absolute battle mode. There's no stopping me because I simply won't be able to keep my mouth shut. These people need to be publicly shamed. Shut that shit down. Swing the spotlight right over their stupid, depraved, bigoted, bullshit behavior. I want them to feel the burning flames of shame for being such disappointments to the human race. I'm so sorry y'all I've just lost my compassion for anyone who claims ignorance. There is no talking sense into people but you can force their beliefs to affect them in the immediate sense by letting them and everyone around know what a frick up individual they are. A-fricking-mazingly, this will be news to a lot of them.
4. SHE KNEW TWO DAYS AGO THAT TRUMP WOULD STEAL THE ELECTION
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gjkquy/comment/lviah51/?context=8
sorry jk lol he won the popular vote too
!fellas stay rocking
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LOL I can't stop cracking up picturing this in my head, this dude had no idea what an absolute buzzsaw he was about to walk into. The hurt feelings with her tone is just the cherry on top.
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Unironically, what are you supposed to do? My guess is that he was working a night shift, was he supposed to burn a day off to doomscroll and watch TV all night? And isn't "how's it going?" a "temperature check"?
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You know how if you disturb a beehive the bees will attack the first thing they see? That's how the chronically angry work. She doesn't want to think. She wants to be angry. She needs someone to blame, and this poor guy just happened to be in the way. No matter what this guy did he would have been verbally abused. The only thing he could have done is not marry a rslur
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Reddit butt comic
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/r/drama
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Imagine having one as a parent.
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Half of dramatards were born this way.
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Despite my disadvantages of being an ashy mf I had a stable middle class household growing up. It's a mystery to me how I ended up here tbh
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Lack of socialisation?
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autism
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accurate, one of many paths to contrarianism is having a parent who is always buttmad about this, that, or the other so you end up learning that following the rules doesn't matter, and not following the rules has its own rewards
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On a scale of one to r-slurred, how are you doing?
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Headed for a divorce, but hanging in there. A few weeks ago she said that she wanted nothing to do with me and not to ask her for help on anything ever again. In front of the kids.
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Brutal. Now that trump won we can probably force her to stay with you and incubate a dozen more eggs
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I'm in full incel mode. Different beds in different rooms, didn't even get pity birthday or anniversary s*x. So gonna be a bit difficult to pop out another one.
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Darn, well good luck with the custody battle and assets splitting
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Thanks, you too.
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its not your fault at least
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She probably stopped being into you because middle age made you a b-word. You should r*pe her to remind her of the young, wild, sexy you.
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Thanks, I try.
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If the surgeon general of the united states can say he wants to put statins in the water. i don't understand why the husbands of bpd foids can't put lamictal in the pumpkin spice latte?
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Darn bro I'm so sorry.
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Hang in there, bro.
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Youre trying to reason with a hysterical woman.
Do better sweaty.
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I've been ambushed like this by foids. The only solution is to turn around and head for the bar and hope they're asleep by the time you get home.
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Heck yeah brother
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I said today when I got home "see look at those numbers, my vote wouldn't have mattered" but surprisingly my logic didn't work!
(She doesn't care about trump she's just mad I didn't want to vote in general)
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You're in nipland why didn't you write in our guy shinzo?
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Yamagami Testsuya is building a science fair project to exact his revenge on you right now.
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Options are:
1. Go to the embassy (lol)
2. Pay your own international shipping (lol)
All so it can get shipped off to some Dem stronghold and impact absolutely nothing
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That's a good comedy bit
Poor guy
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And you will still have people telling you that hitting a foid is never justified. A hard slap in the face is literally what foids need.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gku9v8/cancel_all_future_plans_with_men/ this thread is hilarious, they're like oooooh we're gonna buy guns and stop being whores and really show those MAGA scumbags
Kamala will win lol
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NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T WORK OUT BUY AND LEARN TO USE WEAPONS AND STOP KILLING OVER A MILLION BABIES A YEAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Even I wouldn't wish a reddit foid (female) mother on someone
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I wouldn't either. There are loads of normal people looking to adopt though.
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Peepeehands social schedule unchanged
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and women think they're fit to run the country lmao hahahahahahahahahahaha
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You wanna break the glass ceiling
Kamala i sense it
But the only crack youll find
Is my butt pressed against it
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pure poetry
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Good thing it rhymes with it otherwise this poetry shit would be hard
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One interesting bit is like OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE WOMEN LEADERS WAHHHH yes but none of those countries matter. Idc that new zealand has a woman PM, nothing happens there. It's not important.
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Truly a reference model we should get behind
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What part of me posting that comment in a thread about loser women politicians is making you people think I approve of them
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I'm not saying that though? I'm just making a joke?
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残念ながらもうアンタを見抜いたぜ、このココナツラバーめ
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Yeah more evidence that women shouldnt lead anything that matters.
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Also, the only countries that have ever had women as heads of state, as far as I'm aware, are ones with parliamentary bodies that appoint a PM from the party, so no one is actually voting on who the PM is.
Well aside from the British monarchy, I guess.
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Sure that's how it technically works but de facto most PMs campaign as PM hopefuls and lead their parties, there could be times like Theresa mays term where previous pm resigns or dies but that aside there isn't really much difference between on ground campaigns of pm and prez systems.
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fun fact: western big tech companies run experiments on NZ people more than any other group due to unique combination of:
english speaking
large enough population (5 mil) for the experiment to be accurate
small enough population for experiments to not be overwhelming
first time zone past the international date line
highly insular (few social connections outside NZ itself)
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2h ahead, 20 years behind
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New Zealand actually doesn't any more, they voted out Labour
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Tight I actually didn't know that which kind of proves my point.
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!helpgetters please do not click the "Get Help" button on this crazy b-word's profile. She will write a full paragraph about nothing in some random post. Do not click the button
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What kind of cushy life has this foid lived?
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That's literally the problem
A bit of corrective DV would do her wonders
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The FL election results? Did this woman actually think there was a single chance in heck that Trump wouldn't win Florida?
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THE COMEDIAN HE HAD ON MADE JOKES ABOUT PUERTO RICO.
HE MADE JOKES. ABOUT. PUERTO. RICO.
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I beg democrats to understand that the latinxes all hate each other and do not view themselves as a single demographic
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The only thing to make latinxs hate each other less is to refer to them as latinx so they unite against you
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If anything that probably boosted his votes with Latinx men. They all implicitly hate Puerto Ricans for having access to American money and citizenship and essentially squandering it like BIPOCs.
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BLUNDER
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Do you think it wasn't?
@Gruesy_Spoon stand with israel
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it's the same people who assured us TX would turn blue
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lulz overly-online lib types were high on their own supply and predicting crazy stuff like Texas going blue, so yeah, probably
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It's always funny when foids try to talk tough. She should go pull her bullshit on some stunning and brave BIPOC and see how it goes.
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/horrific-footage-of-man-breaking-womans-jaw-with-single-punch-in-melbourne/news-story/5a22f5d306508f1cc849d8e482e50747
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That article is great because at no point do they acknowledge that she literally threw the first punch, despite including the video where you can clearly see this.
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She's got some cutting reddit insults lined up.
"You snotrag fricksticks wouldn't have the intelligence to match a paperclip!"
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Douchecanoe
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Battle mode is being unpleasant because the candidate that received zero primary votes and did her best to lose the election lost the election
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3 hours later, she's gonna move Tim's coffee mug so the handle points away from him and congratulate herself for the rest of the day.
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She thinks it's a movie montage where everyone is left slack-jawed at her power but really everyone just gets elevated blood pressure every time she walks into a room
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I remember seeing some coalburner trying to shield her guy after a group of like four had knocked him down and were kicking him and laughing. She thought she was some kind of amazonian she warrior so she defiantly trash talked them and swung at their legs until one got annoyed and knocked her out. Thank fauci most women are too timid or not dumb enough to try that shit
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Only mayo women do this. All other women have been smacked before or seen their brothers whooped to a mess so they implicitly know how much damage a man can do so they dont try that shit
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Have you literally never encountered a black woman IRL?
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That's just the lack of impulse control.
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Or a Latinx
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implying
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lol, imagine one of them
angirly yelling at a 
and saying "youre all the same!"
kamala will win
!slots234
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