MORE HITS FROM /u/ann_amalie:
1. SHE CAN'T STOP CRYING
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gkx9ri/comment/lvp6brv/?context=8
You aren't alone. A lot of us feel this way. I've settled for dry heaving every few minutes between ugly sobbing and vowing never to voluntarily associate with anyone who voted for a republican ever again. The betrayal is so deep and complete. As the Italians say, they are dead to me. They don't care if I die, so I don't need them in my life. They are a direct threat to my safety
2. REMOVE ALL MEN FROM YOUR LIFE
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gku9v8/comment/lvp08tt/?context=8
Cut those people out of your life, yesterday. No mercy. If they can't understand you by now, they just don't care. And people who don't care about your mortality are no friends. I'm serious. Please protect yourself. They aren't being progressive when it really counts, which would mean standing up for us, even though we lost
3. SHE IS IN ABSOLUTE BATTLE MODE, SKIN OF STEEL
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gkwcmm/comment/lvoznn9/?context=8
I woke up this morning with skin of steel. I'm so enraged. My words will be swift and cutting and dripping with venom. I'm in absolute battle mode. There's no stopping me because I simply won't be able to keep my mouth shut. These people need to be publicly shamed. Shut that shit down. Swing the spotlight right over their stupid, depraved, bigoted, bullshit behavior. I want them to feel the burning flames of shame for being such disappointments to the human race. I'm so sorry y'all I've just lost my compassion for anyone who claims ignorance. There is no talking sense into people but you can force their beliefs to affect them in the immediate sense by letting them and everyone around know what a frick up individual they are. A-fricking-mazingly, this will be news to a lot of them.
4. SHE KNEW TWO DAYS AGO THAT TRUMP WOULD STEAL THE ELECTION
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gjkquy/comment/lviah51/?context=8
sorry jk lol he won the popular vote too
!fellas stay rocking
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LOL I can't stop cracking up picturing this in my head, this dude had no idea what an absolute buzzsaw he was about to walk into. The hurt feelings with her tone is just the cherry on top.
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Unironically, what are you supposed to do? My guess is that he was working a night shift, was he supposed to burn a day off to doomscroll and watch TV all night? And isn't "how's it going?" a "temperature check"?
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On a scale of one to r-slurred, how are you doing?
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Headed for a divorce, but hanging in there. A few weeks ago she said that she wanted nothing to do with me and not to ask her for help on anything ever again. In front of the kids.
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Darn bro I'm so sorry.
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Brutal. Now that trump won we can probably force her to stay with you and incubate a dozen more eggs
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I'm in full incel mode. Different beds in different rooms, didn't even get pity birthday or anniversary s*x. So gonna be a bit difficult to pop out another one.
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Darn, well good luck with the custody battle and assets splitting
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Thanks, you too.
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its not your fault at least
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She probably stopped being into you because middle age made you a b-word. You should r*pe her to remind her of the young, wild, sexy you.
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Thanks, I try.
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If the surgeon general of the united states can say he wants to put statins in the water. i don't understand why the husbands of bpd foids can't put lamictal in the pumpkin spice latte?
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Hang in there, bro.
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You know how if you disturb a beehive the bees will attack the first thing they see? That's how the chronically angry work. She doesn't want to think. She wants to be angry. She needs someone to blame, and this poor guy just happened to be in the way. No matter what this guy did he would have been verbally abused. The only thing he could have done is not marry a rslur
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Reddit butt comic
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/r/drama
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Imagine having one as a parent.
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Half of dramatards were born this way.
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Despite my disadvantages of being an ashy mf I had a stable middle class household growing up. It's a mystery to me how I ended up here tbh
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Lack of socialisation?
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autism
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accurate, one of many paths to contrarianism is having a parent who is always buttmad about this, that, or the other so you end up learning that following the rules doesn't matter, and not following the rules has its own rewards
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Youre trying to reason with a hysterical woman.
Do better sweaty.
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I've been ambushed like this by foids. The only solution is to turn around and head for the bar and hope they're asleep by the time you get home.
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Heck yeah brother
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I said today when I got home "see look at those numbers, my vote wouldn't have mattered" but surprisingly my logic didn't work!
(She doesn't care about trump she's just mad I didn't want to vote in general)
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You're in nipland why didn't you write in our guy shinzo?
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Yamagami Testsuya is building a science fair project to exact his revenge on you right now.
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Options are:
1. Go to the embassy (lol)
2. Pay your own international shipping (lol)
All so it can get shipped off to some Dem stronghold and impact absolutely nothing
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That's a good comedy bit
Poor guy
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And you will still have people telling you that hitting a foid is never justified. A hard slap in the face is literally what foids need.
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