Our women are top shelf chuds themselves though. Absolute chonkers.

She was pretty cool and did important stuff, but when I actually researched her (yes chuds, I read about important figures in the Civil War no matter what race) it's very different how she's portrayed now. She wasn't some spymaster controlling the fate of armies. She was interested in a small area where she could do some good and she rescued a lot of people from there, but she wasn't involved in the whole national war effort. And she had some pretty fricking dark stuff happen in her life before that that they don't teach you about. (Some of it probably because kids wouldn't get how much it hurts.)

So yeah, she is a legit heroine, probably more than my ancestors in the US cavalry, but she wasn't moving mountains. She was doing her part in the war, just like the other 1.5 million Americans, Germans, Irish, etc.

The city of Philadelphia chose a Black artist to make a 14-foot (4.3-meter) bronze statue

Here's an idea: Have a white sculptor do it, emphasizing that regardless of race we were all on the same side.

But what would I know? I'm an old boomer with terrible ideas like integration that I got from those bad people like Martin Luther King.

Warrant officer at best but no commission.

I found a couple different copy pastas:

American culture is centered around BIPOCs. They have holidays for BIPOCs. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free BIPOCs. They listen to BIPOC music. They elect a BIPOC as their president. They dress and act like BIPOCs. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from BIPOCs. They post sassy gifs about BIPOCs. They watch sportsball in worship of BIPOCs. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of BIPOCs playing sports. They use BIPOC slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the BIPOC. Their cities are completely overrun with BIPOCs. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with BIPOCs and their global police force of soldiers filled with BIPOCs. Their men sit around watching BIPOC ball while their women sit around watching BIPOC talk shows. They worship BIPOCs like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before BIPOCs took over. Their movies are filled with BIPOCs and their music charts are topped by BIPOCs. They send BIPOCs to the Olympics and celebrate when the BIPOCs win because those BIPOCs are true red blooded american BIPOCs. They watch BIPOC porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about BIPOC peepeees instead. They will tell you how much they hate BIPOCs and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love BIPOCs but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of BIPOC loving BIPOCs

BIPOCs are America's gods. Americans fear BIPOCs like a mortal would fear God. They're not allowed to curse or speak ill of BIPOCs, like how you mustn't blaspheme God or take His name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against BIPOCs and beg for mercy, like you'd beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they're allowed to revere are parks, schools and statues dedicated to famous BIPOCs, immortalized in marble like gods. While their ancestors expressed devotion to gods through offerings of food and drink, present-day Americans created food stamps for BIPOCs for this very purpose. Jesus gets two annual days of reverence, while BIPOCs get an entire month plus MLK's birthday. Americans prostrate themselves in the streets to appease BIPOCs. This is because BIPOC worship is the official religion of America.

!historychads

I read a book by an American historian from about 1900 where he dropped some major truth nukes. About Caligula, he points out that almost everything he does can be explained by him being drunk. He wasn't really crazy, he was just the Roman version of Elon Musk who did stupid stuff all the time because of drugs.

He is the very model of a mad Roman emperor.

who was the dramatard who had this song as his name

Is that leanbeefpatty?

FRICKING GOT HIM.

Why can't I find the Supa Hot Fire marsey

That's pretty chill compared to some scenes in the Taiwanese legislature. Is that the one where somebody came in blasting everyone with a fire extinguisher or something? Not to mention the 20-on-20 brawls.

gook

That word was thrown around a lot by our racist parents' generation, but it's 2024 and I am NOT going to accept this. You need to show a little respect for these cultures. "Gook" should be reserved for Koreans. These are clearly chingchongs.

You're fricking kidding me, YALLAHblessYoTraplord.

How many times have we given you a pass on this shit? Dropping slurs like it's funny and happy and NBD and totes cool?

This isn't funny, it isn't cute, and it's not going to be fricking tolerated anymore. If I see another "gook" or "zipperhead" outta @YALLAHblessYoTraplord, you'll never post or comment here ever again, and that is a personal fricking promise from me.

This is so, so, so not fricking cool. This isn't the first time I've brought this up to you, but it's the fricking last time. Do you fricking get that?

I fully support Russia now.

Drop the nukes on kyiv immediately

Nice