Official rDrama announcement regarding the FAKE trump victory

Warrant officer at best but no commission.

I found a couple different copy pastas:

American culture is centered around BIPOCs. They have holidays for BIPOCs. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free BIPOCs. They listen to BIPOC music. They elect a BIPOC as their president. They dress and act like BIPOCs. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from BIPOCs. They post sassy gifs about BIPOCs. They watch sportsball in worship of BIPOCs. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of BIPOCs playing sports. They use BIPOC slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the BIPOC. Their cities are completely overrun with BIPOCs. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with BIPOCs and their global police force of soldiers filled with BIPOCs. Their men sit around watching BIPOC ball while their women sit around watching BIPOC talk shows. They worship BIPOCs like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before BIPOCs took over. Their movies are filled with BIPOCs and their music charts are topped by BIPOCs. They send BIPOCs to the Olympics and celebrate when the BIPOCs win because those BIPOCs are true red blooded american BIPOCs. They watch BIPOC porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about BIPOC peepeees instead. They will tell you how much they hate BIPOCs and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love BIPOCs but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of BIPOC loving BIPOCs

BIPOCs are America's gods. Americans fear BIPOCs like a mortal would fear God. They're not allowed to curse or speak ill of BIPOCs, like how you mustn't blaspheme God or take His name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against BIPOCs and beg for mercy, like you'd beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they're allowed to revere are parks, schools and statues dedicated to famous BIPOCs, immortalized in marble like gods. While their ancestors expressed devotion to gods through offerings of food and drink, present-day Americans created food stamps for BIPOCs for this very purpose. Jesus gets two annual days of reverence, while BIPOCs get an entire month plus MLK's birthday. Americans prostrate themselves in the streets to appease BIPOCs. This is because BIPOC worship is the official religion of America.