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I was waiting for my cocktail and decided to give myself the gift of trolling patriots on nextdoor to pass the time

For context, the OP was asking how people feel about living next to an airbase, so I knew a post about military men being degenerates would get some nice replies. I got my vodka tonic and now I am sipping.


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Thank you for your service

Serious question: has anything the US military's done in the last 60 years something Americans should really be thankful for?

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I had s*x with a lot of questionably attractive women while in. Youre welcome for my service.

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They made the internet i guess. Though on second thought that seems to be a mistake too....

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That was Brit Tim Berners-Lee, MOTHERLOVER.

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He is the inventor of the world wide web. The US military invented the internet 20 years before that.

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I thought it was al gore

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Evacuating refugees a few times. Maybe the intervention in Serbia if you like Bosniaks :marseypuke:

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More like if you hate Serbs.

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Who doesn't?

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Inshallah, the 2021 Census will show 0% Serbs

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I always thought it was psychotic to want to go into the military and kill people. I think the reason why it's a bunch of mentally ill people is because a lot of times people do it because they have nothing else going on. My ex truly did go in to get away from going down the road of being in jail for dealing.


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You're a foid sweaty you aren't supposed to get it. Moids are genetically engineered to kill, its a tragedy that we can't do it more often.

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War is actually glorious.

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Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.

There’s no Horace Marsey.

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This will have to do.

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I would never join the army under any circumstance.

That being said, I would gladly die for the Ozarks. Like the flair on my alt says, I'm an unironic Ozarks nationalist. Death to America.

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Woman: what is honor, patriotism, nationalism, pride, sacrifice?

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I just want to grill.


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Where I’m from it’s welfare for scrotes. I got cousins who went into service not for any ideological reasons but just that they didnt want to work in fastfood etc and didn’t have any other option besides gang death.

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Yeah, if you think about it nobody would go into the military if they have scholarships and great career prospects, but if you have nothing going on in life, at least you get things for going into service. It's not honorable. It's desperation. I think WWII vets are different and drafted people don't count. That's why I specified 50 and under. After 9/11, people signed up to shoot Iraqis.


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There's such a small chance of ever seeing real combat anyways, a lot of people just gamble on being sent to Guam or Korea or something where they spend their whole deployment just working out, training and knocking up 3/10 desperate locals. Then they get college paid for and can go do real work.

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DoD funds a lot of health research. I think they're a big reason why GPS is a thing. Other than that they just waste my money.


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I operate under the assumption (or cope) that they build all kinds of cool shit that we won’t see for 20 years.

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Sure they do, buddy. Sure they do.


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:marseycope:

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Reducing the amount of impoverished r-slurs one way or another. Also a lot of disaster relief.

The people who usually make militaries do evil shit are politicians, like Obama signing off a mountain of drone strikes and migrating blame to military staff who obligated by law to follow his orders, or Little Bush causing 9/11.

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It won't work here.


:marseyonacid: :marseyjam: :marseyonacid: :marseyjam:

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That depends, do you hate foreign woman and children?

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Day drinking :marseythumbsup::marseydrunk:

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I'm on day 5 of all day drinking. I got like 5 more to go. I have so much fruity drink in me that I realize I'm never hungry for food. Prolly gonna need a month long detox after this.


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alcohol always made me hungry, i think you're lucky that you don't feel hungry! but isn't drinking on an empty stomach easier to get drunk?

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It is. I usually eat lunch to keep from getting wasted. I also sip and don't drink that much for drinking all day.


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Based and pacing yourselfpilled

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The Chad passing out at 2pm in a pile of puke vs the virgin staying functionsl all day

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The best way to day drink is to get a good buzz, take a nap, then get drunk a second time in the evening.

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have fun! hope u meet a hot chad/stacey :marseylove:

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:marseylove:


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I'm unironically jelly of how easily foids get buzzed. Takes my happy butt an entire bottle of 12% abv wine to get a decent buzz going

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I got an insane tolerance. I can drink a bottle of wine and just be buzzed. It's why I switched to vodka so I could reduce my drinking and still get buzzed.


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It's why I switched to vodka so I could reduce my drinking and still get buzzed.

I'm props gonna have to as well (at least if I want to get drunk without getting a stomach ache), but making it is such a pita compared to plain wine.

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Find a good mixer (I use diet tonic) and you can sip it longer. Just be careful because if you start downing multiple drinks, you will get wasted and not even realize it. I've been slipping into 3 drinks a night but was keeping it to two for a while


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is this like the yik yak for old people?

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lol yes


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Zoomers told me yik yak was coming back, i thouht it died a decade ago

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Why are you drinking this early? Airport?

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I'm on vacation :D Today is an at-home day. I can only touch grass so many days in a row before I need to get away. Yesterday I saw a dude wearing a harry potter outfit. It had to have been a teenager maybe 16 years old. I have had my eyes set on finding a :marseytrain:. Pretty neat knowing they all just sit on reddit and real life is not about :!marseytrain:s.


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That’s a lot of reading for a yes or no response

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Well I am frickin thorough. And buzzed.


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You mean like you want to pick up a :marseytrain: for a ONS, or do you mean you want to set one on fire or something?


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I want to just see one and see what it does. I need a lab and put one in with a terf and see how they react to each other. See if it's just like reddit or they get along and make friends.


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Now that WOULD be interesting! The outcome would probably depend a lot on if it was a Macho Ma'am :marseytrain: Savage type, or a little femboy type. Similarly, Butch terf or lipstick terf? Clearly, one experiment won't be enough though... Mass kidnappings are in order!


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You should go to that woman's house and meet her Armyson.

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I'd probably get pistol whipped by her mentally ill son.


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But you could do some drugs with him first.

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I tried logging into my Nextdoor but it says I'm permanently banned. I don't recall having any heated g*mer moments...

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It's easy to get permabanned. My post got removed but I don't think I will get banned. You can't talk religion, antivax or political shit which mostly everyone does. It gets removed almost instantly because leads can vote to have things removed. A lot of rightoids get banned for antivax stuff, but the best ones are the grifters begging for money.


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Rightoids even easier to bait than redditors.

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That and muh horrors of war. Grow up

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Lmao not even fair to milk nextdoor for dramacoin. I like posting fake burglary/trespasser stories with basically stock photo surveillance shots of the "perps" to keep all those old bastard's brains spinning with paranoia. It probably helps prevent dementia for them too so they're welcome.

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Nice work, king.

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Pissing on the military is the best way to get drama. It's on par with saying the US deserved 9/11

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Lolol was it Waao you were referring to as the army guy?

Is next door anonymous and is it possible to score local fair from it?

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yeah my story was waao. He went into the military for that reason. It's not anonymous. I've been flagged three times from angry people on ND for not really living there. I signed up from a physical note so I guess that's why I just need to verify using email, but you also need a phone number (even though that's no big deal). I've read that you can get banned for a fake name.


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Lmao that’s what I thought, have you talked to him at all recently?

I would only try it if I thought I could find some nieghbors holding 🐼 pandas or something desu

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Nah, I was on bluelight a few months ago in the lounge. It's awful now and I would assume he's showed up randomly and thinks the same. That place is just terrible now.

NextDoor makes you realize your neighbors are insane.


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Ya I post in cep every now and then, it’s actually better than what it was. TLB stopped the jannies from banning dissent, but ya the lounge is awful. I called exactly what happened to that site in like 2013 lol

Would only talk to my neighbors to score, other than that it’s better not knowing most of them

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I might try again. I kinda LOL'd that allistairm is still posting there. I wonder if he has ever tried to be a janny again or is now on the ban list.


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He cucked to the tlb. He knows he ruined the sites normal user base, and he’s super sensitive when you bring it up. Got blua jannies sneeding in my dms recently bc I brought it up indirectly.

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Nobody smart spends their free time commenting on the internet.

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show image of the foid profile picture plz

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Why are women like this?

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y naught?


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How tall are you?

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tall for a foid tbh but not female (male) tall.


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tall for a foid

Good

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Prostate havers, in my opinion are degenerate genetically. I can forgive them for being stupid.

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