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Mayo moid married to light-skinned kween has a baby blacker than coal. Redditors post their Ls--I mean, share their quirky genetics stories in the comments.

https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/rngwz3/my_33m_family_thinks_my_son_2m_is_too_dark_to_be?sort=controversial

Stop putting up with it - put your foot down. Every time someone mentions his paternity you hang up or leave or kick them out. They shouldn't be allowed to keep badmouthing your wife like that. You need to prioritise the wellbeing of your wife and son over their conspiracy theories.

This!! Your poor wife!!

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Will somebody PLEASE think about the cheating wife?

Tell your mum maybe it was her cheating and the genetics came through now.

:#brainletchair:

My white aunt married a man who was half black. One of the kids is darker than him but looks a lot like my aunt. Another is blond and blue eyed with skin so white they didn't feel comfortable applying for the same scholarships their sibling did. Genetics!!

Yikes. That says a lot about our society

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Another is blond and blue eyed with skin so white they didn't feel comfortable applying for the same scholarships their sibling did. Genetics!!

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Didn't he delete this because he realized it was the biggest L of his career?

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yeah but the internet remembers! that's his biggest L? he and robin diangelo types are the modern day KKK :!marseykkkblm:

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Wow it's so brave these dirty lowly mayos are willing to give up their white privilege on their application form. Wholesome!

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Citations: trust me

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Race isn't real, it's a social construct! But you better not lie about it

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A crazy amount of natives are pale as frick- like, entire tribes got their eclairs stuffed with Frenchies.

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(((Tribes)))

Wait frick wrong "muh ancestral homeland"-cels

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If the story's actually real, the wife should be the one to proactively arrange the paternity test to prove the family wrong and put her husband at ease. Putting it on the husband to take a side is cruel. Either he gets to be the bad guy who didn't trust her, or else he spends his life wondering if the kid is really his.

Even assuming she's innocent, sneeding about "Noooo! Why don't you trust me???" Is peak foid nonsense. Yeah there are some schizos always hunting for subconscious microcheating or whatever, but there are times like this when any human would wonder.

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expecting a woman to take action :tayflirt:

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If this really did happen and the wife didn't cheat, I could see being mad about being accused. But, I would 1000% get that paternity test done so I could rub it in all of their stupid faces. If this is true, that is.

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I could see feeling mad about being accused, but she still should understand that the husband would always wonder at some level even if he would never openly admit it. Not acknowledging that feels like either idiocy or a nasty power play.

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25% of French children are bastards, this happens more often than people realise

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Every time I see this stat it gets inflated, pretty soon 120% of all Frogs will be born from not-their-daddies jizz.

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Oops, it's more like 2.5% for the french at large, 25% for those who suspected paternity fraud.

You shouldn't have disrespected my made up stats though, frick you

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The silliest part about the French law is that if the daddy suspects the kid isn't his(which is a rare event to begin with), he can do a simple cheek swab and send it to a lab in a neighboring country. 0 happy french families saved.

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Try tell that to Roe v Wadetards about Mexico and they lose their minds

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Aren't they not allowed to do paternity tests there or something weird? Prob bc France doesn't want to pay for the bastards

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They're banned for the same reason your boss doesn't tell you how much he makes. It's much easier to get by when you just ignore facts that would upset you.

Also french "people" aren't human and their government realises they deserve to suffer

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Yeah if I was in this situation and I knew I didn’t cheat I would have gotten the test so that after a day of letting people talk shit and whisper I would then later try to casually work it in and show the report so that this way they look like paranoid cynical buttholes

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There's nothing shocking about this lol. He says the wife is fully black, not mixed, and just light-skinned. Her siblings are dark, her parents are dark, it's fully possible for her child to be darker than she is if she's just light-skinned.

Like if this was 2 white people, or a white person and a mixed person, I'd agree, but she's fully black so it isn't out of the ordinary for kid to be darker than she if she happened to just be genetically lighter than her family.

I once saw 2 light-skinned black people have a dark as shit baby in this same way.

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It's certainly possible. I was saying I think it's better for the wife to clear the air since the kid clearly looks very different than the dad. I didn't go for the low hanging cucked by the bull xdddd

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There is no way a Finnish/Kraut mongrel will produce a black baby. His sperm was beaten into submission by the glorious black bull his wife was getting railed by, as Black Jesus has always planned.

Trust reddit to console the man rather than tell him to grow a spine and confront his wife about it. OP's mum is right about his wife being a whore, the rest of his family agrees but doesn't have the balls to say it out loud.

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There is no way a Finnish/Kraut mongrel will produce a black baby.

Genetics disagree, but...

https://streamable.com/e/crxeg7

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The only bit of genetics I care about is that a black man's semen beat out a whitoid's and for that we should all be happy.

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allahmidullah!

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As Allah intended

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yeah go ahead and trust yakub, like your ancestors did

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unrelated video

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Alright I know you’re using sexual dominance terms wrt sperm for le epic inappropriate meme, but there’s this interesting shit I read about years ago about spermatozoa memory, for womb-havers. They hold onto genetic material that’s been introduced previously, and can recombine it with other gametes. So there will always be a bit of kang in his future kids with her.

And presumably, his wytboi seed is in the black baby too

Basically what I’m saying is he isn’t totally getting beaten out :marseygangbang:

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i leaned biology on pol

Lmao

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This is literally the telegony meme that was on/r/MDE, which was pioneered by a Chinese guy that proved it sorta existed in some animals.

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Why aren’t paternity tests just default during the whole birth process? I feel like that would solve a lot of problems.

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Money. If men were to test and find out the kid isn’t theirs they wouldn’t support it, leaving the government on the hook. There’s at least a few countries in the EU, France being one if I remember correctly, where paternity tests are actually illegal.

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How did we let foids get away with so much.

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Gussy and thirsty moids.

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Would actually create wayyy more problems and fatherless children. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Pandora's box. Etc.

The number of hoes getting knocked up by brother-in-laws, neighbors, "just friends", etc. Western Europe and Japs (love cucking over there) would be decimated in a year from the infighting

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Would actually create wayyy more problems and fatherless children

In the short term. Once we make sharia law official the problem will solve itself inshallah.

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good morning, foids were sent by shaytan himself to destroy mankind, and you can't convince me otherwise

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Woah, cool it with the misogyny

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What you believe functionally becomes your reality if you aren't presented evidence to the contrary.

Paternity tests may give moids a more accurate reality, but it would result in far daddy issues, which is a net drain on society. Why promote something that just makes people unhappy when you can just keep watching shadows in your cave :marseycool:

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Why is everyone in that thread so pathologically opposed to getting a paternity test?

NOOOOOO U SHUD JUST TRUST HER

Why? I don’t trust my wife with my money, why should I trust her with my sperm?

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paternity tests are racism by creating racist associations between genes and race and paternity and biology and fatherhood. Whatever genes a kid has, if it is YOUR KID it is YOUR JOB to LOVE AND CARE FOR IT. No questions, no exceptions, no excuses.

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He is married to a light skinned black woman, Queen's DNA took over simple.

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Paternity tests are 100 bucks on amazon. Just steal his spit when the mom isn't looking and bam ez.

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:quote: tell yer family to kick rocks! me and my white wife had a black baby because genetics are totally weird and complicated and only extremely smart people can understand it! :quote:

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Mom is seething he didnt marry an neurodivergent finn girl

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neurodivergent finn

Redundant. Also we need a suomolainnen Marsey

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:#marseyfug:

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Bruh he shoulda disowned her as soon as the baby came out. Black guys do it all the time, baby comes out too light or dark skinned? They bounce from the operating room.

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that's funny but do u actually think the color of a child's skin comes out the same way the color of the mixture of two liquids in the same amount comes out

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No, but it's perfectly reasonable to have suspicions in this kind of scenario.

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it's reasonable to have suspicions even when the kid has your face tbh, all women are whores

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god i LOVE genetics. i had to take molecular genetics last term which was disgusting, and i only just found out my thesis prof is teaching a new, ACTUAL genetics course and I’m pissed tf off because I only have room for one more class before I graduate and he probably won’t even be teaching it this year. :marseydepressed:

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What was disgusting about molecular genetics?

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I hate molecules. If I can’t visualize it, I won’t get it. That’s why I like ornithology cause I can be like β€œthat’s a bird” and my professor will say β€œheck yeah it is, A+β€œ

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Haha reasonable. I was biochem, and loved that shit, so I was just curious. Whole animals are definitely more legible.

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Haven't studied genetics since high school but I've spent way too much time in Suomi. There are no negro genes in their gene pool, outside of the obvious miscegenation.

Finns getting cucked is SOP

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Every day is april fool's day only you are the fool.

Snapshots:

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