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In which Marxists :marseycomradecry: rationalize xeir alcohol/drug :marseydrunk: addiction because they're just that much smarter :crackerjak: than the rest of us.

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You know the rule by now, it's time to get to know the Politburo!

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Into Marxism for aesthetics. Active in /r/skincareaddiction, /r/hair, /r/fashion, /r/psychology. Clearly has BPD. @peepeehands, u can fix her bb.

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I can't think of anything more bourgeoise than drinking and doing drugs all day and looking down and feeling bad about the uneducated / stupid working class for how they're not as "enlightened" as you are. Like don't they have any self awareness that they would and should be the first against the wall when there is a revolution?


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The "working class" is the 5' latinx girl who stays up all night gutting fish to make ends meet, not some white b-word from suburban Boston who has to camwhore occasionally when her parents don't send her enough money for weed.

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Camwhoring by definition is a petite bourgeoisie. She doesn't sell her labour but instead she owns her own cowtools.

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Look at all the mad commies replying


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Au contraire, you've just described Marxism!

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Not just Marxism, Marx himself. All his life he mooched off Engels.

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I mean I think I would but I'd definitely deny it if anyone asked


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This is the plainest white woman I've ever seen me. I mean if she had any personality other than being r-slurred I'm sure she'd look great to me but she's just... a blank white canvas. :marseyyikes:

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tfw the peepee hits the personality bad :marseysippingsad:

!fellas know


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Yeah, her personality, like most breadtubers, appears to revolve around being a psued.

https://old.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/gy0evc/ive_been_handing_these_out_in_dc_today_and_i_want/

Being a prison abolitionist tells me everything I need to know about her. :marseywomanmoment2:

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I guarantee you there's more prison abolitionists on breadtube than in prison.

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Prisoners know the other prisoners belong there.

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Just keep that guy the frick away from me.

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She looks like an A.I bot

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@peepeehands, dude seriously, she's perfect 4 u

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Way out of my league

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Her jawline mogs most moids.

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joke's on you i'm into that shit

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She looks like Greta Gerwig. Unfortunate old gal. Feel bad for her

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She's cute. I'd lie about my political :marseydemocraticparty: views to her for a few months

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:marseydrunk:So as I was saying,:marseypills: religion :marseycocaine: is the:marseybowl: opiate :marsey420:of the masses :marseyheroin:

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Why is she praying to Mr Miyagi?

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like pregnancies on the first week of college

You know, maybe this is REALLY FRICKING RARE these days, but I can't relate to this. In boomer times we had this concept of not immediately having unprotected s*x with strangers at the first opportunity. Some of us even saw college as a place to learn, not to cavort around having casual s*x and doing drugs on the taxpayers' dime.

Even more telling: The kids who did act like that were really embarrassed when they ran into the consequences of it. They didn't hold it up as a badge of honor like zoomers.

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Boomers had more s*x and more unprotected s*x than zoomers do. Just not with you

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Boomers were the generation of free love on college campuses dawg. "Pregnancies on the first week of college" being common is just one of those things that makes sense in theory but doesn't happen irl, much like Communism.

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That got a lot of attention because it had never been done openly before. Like if you look at the 1950s there's a certain segment of the population that was doing "free love" back then. It was just understood that you keep this to yourselves and basically don't ask don't tell. Probably was worse in the boomer generation. In mine we actually had less degeneracy (pot smoking, kids out of wedlock).

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Statistically zoomers are fricking less and staying inside more than any other generation that came before them. They're having less kids and usually have them later in life. When they do form long term relationships it's with people that are more like them instead of having massive gaps in wealth and status.

Zoomers are more degenerate-adjacent ideology wise but in terms of actions they're effectively more trad.

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Zoomers are living in a simulacrum. They feel pride in shit like that because it makes them think they're living the kind of life they heard stories about growing up

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I grew up with kids so tarded that they thought 1980s John Hughes teen comedies were a guide to how their social life should work. I had no idea we could get this much dumber. :marseyfacepalm:

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who's not into their bookclub of imaginary fantasies to justify violence.

The irony here is intense

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Hello fellow Marxist, does anyone else hate America?

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I also like to drink to turn my brain off.

But after i do, i don't pretend it's because im just so worldly and educated that there's no alternative. I'm just not in denial about my alcoholism.

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You have to pick gin and tonic.

Its medicinal according to the British Royal Navy who used that to fight scurvy and conquer the coastlines.

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Love me G&T in the summer.

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Drinking and other drugs dont turn my brain off at all, just make it different. Nitrous, though,

:#marseyballoons: :#marseyexciteddance:

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I've always been a big fan of communism. Because under communism millions of communists will die

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Wow they are r-slurred. I bet they justify their shitty jobs and career progression with that too. Be like Engels and get the bag

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Love that Engels was a rich boy and Marx was a career mooch. Nothing ever changes

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I agree that it's stupid for working class people to have parasocial relationships with billionaires who don't know they exist. And I agree that some more class consciousness would be a good thing. However, I very much do not think that Marxism is the answer. It's been tried, and it makes things much worse.

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