This is possibly the funniest website I have ever seen
There is a modlog, it's like the ResetEra ban reason API but they implemented it themselves
Some janny went on a banning spree because some naughty !chuds said cumtown was funny 
Please post to /c/selfcrit when you get back
https://hexbear.net/c/selfcrit
"My Apology and Explanation" a 1200 word essay that references the Art of War because the poster sympathized with incels 
public apology for unacceptably poor upmarsey activity I thought this one was going to be a joke, but it's genuinely two pages in Word to explain an updoot 
with a long discussion in the comments from moderators about the ethics of upmarseying in bad faith 
!upmarseyrs thoughts?
These are just from the top few results, this is a goldmine
EAGERLY anticipating the upcoming manifesto on why I'm So Sorry, Cumtown is Not Funny 
@Merryvann please implement /h/selfcrit here and allow the irredeemable chuds like
@HailVictory1776 to be freed if they write a long and appropriate enough seriouspost
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We need /h/selfcrit. Perma-chudded users could write essays explaining why they were wrong and a council of !nonchuds could decide their fate.
Edit: I should have read your entire post before writing this. Mistakes were made.
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That would require chuds to have the ability to be introspective, wouldnt work out
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they all still insist they dindu nuffin lol
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You could as soon scrub the blackamoor white, as to change the principles of a profest chud; and that he will leave nothing unattempted to overturn the radical centrist culture of this site.
!historychads
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One time I was looking through this old Greek (or Latin
) English dictionary from the 1800s and I found a word that was defined as "to wash a blackamoor white" and I was like
Because the Romans (most of the people using the Greek language) didn't really have the concept of a "blackamoor" (I'm oversimplifying as always). Absolutely fascinating when you see weirdos from another culture making everything be about race.
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It would be funny to make them think they have a chance if they prostrate themselves enough tho.
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You could unchud them until the next post they make that inevitably leads to rechudding
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Mashallah, The Capy has spoken.
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But at least it could be funny
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You're a 300 lb groomercord
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It's a good idea!
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Literally cult like behavior
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Present-day Leftists are just boneless Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Typical commie bullshit. Imagine groveling in front of a bunch of glorified hall monitors.
!anticommunists
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It has to be a fetish thing
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This is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing I've read in a while, and I use this site.
https://hexbear.net/post/3952248
Reads like parody.
I meanβ¦I respect someone who apologizes for things they say online in the heat of the momentβ¦but this is struggle session level self-flagellation
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Ironically this is how upmarseying and downmarseying was originally meant to be used on Reddit.
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I assume you're a cumtown org guy, do they know about this?
I had this plan to wage advanced psychological warfare on them and found out cumtown beat us to it by 4 years
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!oldstrags !metashit how is cumtown org doing these days?, did we just adsorb ctorg r*pefugees?
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I always wanted to use the Kiwi method of reporting them to the upstream internet exchange provider b
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Darn that's hilarious lmao.
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I just want to go home...
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You can't.
You can never step in the same river twice.
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He's being sarcastic, right?
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We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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Do you have a hexbear account?
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Wdym?
We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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He doesn't miss
!anticommunists
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If only they had to hang a placard around their neck that exposed their crimes.
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self administered mugshot
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great idea, no irony allowed however.
/h/selfcrit reminds me of Chinese thought reform
very appropriate for a commie site
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Or the Japanese United Red Army's self criticism sessions.
Maybe we should flog the chuds?
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Some of the jannies here could use some "communistic subjectivity" to remind them they be doin it for free!
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from each, according to his mopping ability, to each, according to his post history
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All for upcapying a comment
Seriously, these threads are THE MOST pathetic things I think I've ever read. Even cuck fiction
doesn't come remotely close. This is such a fricking embarrassment, these people are not human.
We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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This is how I feel when I upmarsey
a carp post
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We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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!remindme 3 days "/u/coeliacmccarthy cumtown struggle session drops on hexbear"
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!remindme 3 days also
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I will be messaging you on 14.12.2024, 00:15 UTC to remind you of this comment
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Nothing ever happens
https://hexbear.net/post/4093978/5733924
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He dares to post without an apology?!?!
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I will be messaging you on 13.12.2024, 23:52 UTC to remind you of this comment
Message:
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I miss the ResetEra banbot. It made even some of its users nootice how insane their mods are.
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I thought hexbear was a ResetEra clone, which was a NeoGaf clone. It turns out it's a shitty reddit clone. Anyway, these are the same people who say that Bussy Singal needs to kill himself on Bluesky.
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It was originally an offsite of /r/chapotraphouse (got caught in a ban wave with /r/cumtown to appear neutral) but they became even more annoying commies. The original url was chapo.chat but they changed it to hexbear because the "dirtbag" leftist brand of the original podcast (who didn't even like the wokies in the subreddit and openly mocked them) was "harming organizing efforts".
!anticommunists
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Organizing what? A circlejerk?
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They kept trying to get actual commie organizations to post on the site and multiple times the commie orgs said they were uncomfortable associating with the podcast, even tangentially.
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I assumse you were a /r/chapotraphouse and cumtown user/lurker, since you know quite a lot of backstory?
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Yeah I was a big fan of /r/cumtown and /r/chapo I was even in the DSA, but eventually grillpilled out whenever I grew up. Probably a bit right wing at this point but IDK.
Peak socialism from my time at the DSA: https://rdrama.net/post/258578/the-revolution-will-not-begin-until/6210039#context
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Those people still whine over people not wearing masks at DSA meetings I'm sure that totally doesn't harm organising efforts
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The people using Hexbear would called DSA "SuccDems / Social Fascists" they're much more radical.
Well in theory, they're too lazy to do anything besides post (probably disabled).
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The "dirtbag left" is so much more palatable than whatever hexbear is
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Why do they always behave more g-rated than a Disney movie while actively plotting genocide?
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Yup, it was getting pretty crazy even on the r/, the banning breathed new life into it if anything.
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Lmaoists
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Implying that commie scum will ever admit to his faults
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Dang, look at these pros swagging dual-wield style
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What makes someone choose to be in an online community that makes them do stuff like this?
Similarly I genuinely struggle to understand the psychology of someone who, when some pathetic internet janitor tells them to do this, bends over and takes it rather than just telling them to frick off.
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Mommy issues.
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Dear rDrama Community,
I am writing to sincerely apologize for my recent actions regarding sidemarcying in bad faith. I understand that sidemarcying, the act of neither upmarseying nor downmarseying a comment, is a nuanced aspect of our community's interaction norms. My behavior in this regard has not met the standards expected within our forum, and for that, I am truly sorry.
I recognize that my actions may have disrupted the flow of discussions and potentially undermined the integrity of our community's engagement. It was never my intention to cause any harm or frustration. I now understand that every interaction, including sidemarcying, plays a crucial role in maintaining the vibrant and respectful environment we all value.
Moving forward, I am committed to participating in good faith and adhering to the community guidelines. I will be more mindful of my interactions and ensure that my contributions are constructive and respectful. I appreciate the feedback and patience from the community as I strive to improve my behavior.
Thank you for your understanding and for holding me accountable. I value being a part of rDrama and am dedicated to making amends and contributing positively in the future.
Sincerely,
Daddyreagan
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Why did this site suddenly blow up?
I've never seen it posted here and suddenly people are obsessing with it.
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It's the /r/chapotraphouse offsite, they find rdrama every now and then. I think both sites regard each other with mutual fascination
https://rdrama.net/post/322295/hexbear-found-you-guys-again
It's like if rdrama was being completely unironic
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Marsey looks so cute here
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i want to stomp marsey to death and gouge her eyes out
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Irony is for queers.
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Which is why this is a gay dating site with a ginger cat mascot.
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they're like lemmygrad but larger and full of american imperialists instead of BRICs enjoyers
and it's full of women that are programmers who play map strategy games
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this says nothing about you and everything about society
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I used to belong to a cult like that
I didn't bother to apologize for doing nothing, so I used to belong
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Hexbear helps me understand how the Cambodian Genocide and Great Purge happened.
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that's what 500 ban evasion accounts are for, or train an LLM on your posting style and use a swarm of replicants doing the trolling for you tirelessly day and night.
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this is hillarious aevann add an award like the grass award but you must write an essay to the person who used the award and let them decide whether youve learned your ways
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I love hexbear drama so much.
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GPT surely kills this
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Not if your forum is full of good faith Flanderinos who wouldn't dream of automating the process of writing a scathing essay about their privilege.
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A "mark as self crit" check box when you make a post would be better. Then a mod would approve it if they are sufficiently sorry and it would be pinned for a day or two on the main feed bc it's too funny to keep in a hole
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Snapshots:
https://hexbear.net/modlog:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
https://hexbear.net/c/selfcrit:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
"My Apology and Explanation":
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
public apology for unacceptably poor upmarsey activity:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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I do this but in front of a mirror every morning and without the liberal bullshit.
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