This is possibly the funniest website I have ever seen
There is a modlog, it's like the ResetEra ban reason API but they implemented it themselves
Some janny went on a banning spree because some naughty !chuds said cumtown was funny 
Please post to /c/selfcrit when you get back
https://hexbear.net/c/selfcrit
"My Apology and Explanation" a 1200 word essay that references the Art of War because the poster sympathized with incels 
public apology for unacceptably poor upmarsey activity I thought this one was going to be a joke, but it's genuinely two pages in Word to explain an updoot 
with a long discussion in the comments from moderators about the ethics of upmarseying in bad faith 
!upmarseyrs thoughts?
These are just from the top few results, this is a goldmine
EAGERLY anticipating the upcoming manifesto on why I'm So Sorry, Cumtown is Not Funny 
@Merryvann please implement /h/selfcrit here and allow the irredeemable chuds like
@HailVictory1776 to be freed if they write a long and appropriate enough seriouspost
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This is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing I've read in a while, and I use this site.
https://hexbear.net/post/3952248
Reads like parody.
I meanβ¦I respect someone who apologizes for things they say online in the heat of the momentβ¦but this is struggle session level self-flagellation
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Ironically this is how upmarseying and downmarseying was originally meant to be used on Reddit.
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I assume you're a cumtown org guy, do they know about this?
I had this plan to wage advanced psychological warfare on them and found out cumtown beat us to it by 4 years
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!oldstrags !metashit how is cumtown org doing these days?, did we just adsorb ctorg r*pefugees?
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I always wanted to use the Kiwi method of reporting them to the upstream internet exchange provider b
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Darn that's hilarious lmao.
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I just want to go home...
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You can't.
You can never step in the same river twice.
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He's being sarcastic, right?
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