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YappingCat funy/cats :sneedcat2typing:  2mo ago (hexbear.net) 957 thread views #324614 earned 968 coins from votes spent 30 currency on pings
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Hexbearcels have their own hole called "selfcrit' where users have to write an essay about what a bad person they are when they get banned

https://hexbear.net/c/selfcrit

This is possibly the funniest website I have ever seen

There is a modlog, it's like the ResetEra ban reason API but they implemented it themselves

https://hexbear.net/modlog

Some janny went on a banning spree because some naughty !chuds said cumtown was funny :angryjanny:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17338727270362723.webp

Please post to /c/selfcrit when you get back

:marseysuspicious:

https://hexbear.net/c/selfcrit

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733872880354593.webp

"My Apology and Explanation" a 1200 word essay that references the Art of War because the poster sympathized with incels :marseypop2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17338735700886936.webp

public apology for unacceptably poor upmarsey activity I thought this one was going to be a joke, but it's genuinely two pages in Word to explain an updoot :marseyupvote2: with a long discussion in the comments from moderators about the ethics of upmarseying in bad faith :stoningupvotes:

!upmarseyrs thoughts?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17338737775304027.webp

These are just from the top few results, this is a goldmine

EAGERLY anticipating the upcoming manifesto on why I'm So Sorry, Cumtown is Not Funny :dance2:

@Merryvann please implement /h/selfcrit here and allow the irredeemable chuds like @HailVictory1776 to be freed if they write a long and appropriate enough seriouspost

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He dares to post without an apology?!?! :marseygasp: :marseygasp: :soymad:

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