Bongland will stop being friends with America if Trumps doesn't tell Elon to stop bullying Starmer :marseyindignant:

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Lots of seething bongs in the replies :britmutt:

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are considering ending their security partnership

Lol lmao. And pigs will fly.

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what are they even gonna help us with? Theyre a tiny island on the other side of an ocean with no additonal military assets beyond US capabilities.

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I saw a bong saying that the MI6 should pull out of the Five Eyes thing. I think that's all they have left at this point :marseyshrug:

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whats funny is that five eyes shouldnt even be a thing and is an evil concept that allows them to conduct surveillance that would be otherwise considered illegal. The 5 countries literally spy on each other's citizens and then share the data. The reason is bc if the UK can spy on US citizens in ways that the US gov would be consitutionally bound from doing bc of 4th amendment pr whatever, and the US does the same for them and australia and so forth. Its like how the CIA "pays" millions of tacpayer dollars every year to ATT for their consumer data. Since theyre paying for ot and ATT is just voluntarily handing it over in exchamge(not that theyre worried about being chatged with treason if they dont) it doesnt violate the fourth bc there is technically no seizure.

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That'll happen anyway once the UK gets browned to <90 IQ.

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So you're saying they are getting smarter?

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When the Bongs become a safe haven for piracy

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Donkey Kong Country was a documentary :kongpirate: :donkeykongbass: :funkykong:

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>You see old chap, our long time ally poortugal :poortuguesecope: will help protect us quite :fancywithwine:

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Although this video is greatly enhanced by being able to speark Portuguese you'll be able to enjoy it nonetheless

Witness the might of the modern :portugalitsover: military

!macacos

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:#marseyxd:

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Imagina morar em Portugal e ter que ouvir esse sotaque todos os dias?

Nunca sequer comeรงou pros Tugas.

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:portugalitsover: :handshake: :marseybong:

Em questรฃo de nรฃo saber falar a prรณpria lรญngua.

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I hope the US just ends the whole protecting everyone shtick and now Europe has to deal with ziggers sending the Zerg hordes to try and frick everything up

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So they are mad people want to hold their politicians accountable and criticize their politics or something? :marseyhmm:

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They are mad because many Labour councillors, some who are now national politicians, will be implicated if this is properly investigated and that it damages their beloved multicultural project

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They're mad they got caught and are desperately trying to turn this around

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They're upset that one of their former colonies has the power to bully their politicians :marseybritbongitsover:

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India :marseykrishna: has been doing this longer than the US has

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Same thing in just about every Europoor country right now after decades of unfettered immigration.

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theyre mad that an African-American is expressing his 1st amendment right to free speech. TERF-island is a neocolonialist hellscape so no wonder they have such a problem with it.

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This is a completely empty threat and everyone knows it. I've said it before but it immensely frustrating that we have the most pro British president of my lifetime and we've spent his whole time in office trying our best to piss away and and all goodwill he has

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Yes, you would think a half-Scottish US President would be good for the UK.

Unfortunately, the ruling class in Britain hate British people, they show it in nearly everything they say and do.

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are islanders scottish? they speak funny. keep talking about a "sabbath" (jewish??). seem suspiciously comfortable with nordcucks.

the wicker man was a documentary

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>the ruling class in Britain hate British people

Can you really blame them

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most pro British president of my lifetime

Who? Trump?

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Yeah, he loves Britain, especially compared to Biden or Obama. His mother is Scottish, you've got his courses in Scotland, he's always talking about the royals, he hates Harry for betraying the queen. He even did the league cup draw once for some reason.

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But bong voters don't like Trump.


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Bong are subhuman

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Even with the sub that is not correct, bongs are genetically closer to squirrels than humans.

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:#marseyitsnuts:

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:10i#nbongland:

It's more obvious than trudeau's link to castro (btw now he resigned can we finally openly admit he's his kid?)

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*deplorables :marseysmug:

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No, subhuman.

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When someone votes the fricking hecking wrong way, they're deplorables.

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This but unironically

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Our media's coverage of the US is entirely negative. As in the Guardian sneeds about Trump and the Mail sneeds about Biden.

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Decent fuxkimg human being don't like trump. They also don't like hitler and franco. Huh isn't that interesting, I wonder what they have in common?

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So much this. It's called being a DECENT FRICKING HUMAN BEING!

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So this is why bongs hate Trump so much.

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Who cares they change prime ministers every two weeks

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Trump's gonna win bong elections and then he gonna send his prime minister a letter that says:

Dear Prime Minister,

I am looking forward to our meeting next week, but I must postpone it. I have heard that your party leader is a homosexual male that likes to have s*x with adult males.

When are you going to change to a better conservative party leader?

Sincerely,

Donald Trump

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!britbongs discuss

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Oi you got a loicense for calling me a homosexual male?

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Yes

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you homo :marseysmug2:

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I am NOT a homosexual male you fricking twatwaffle. I just like to have s*x with adult males

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If Trump won the election he would be Prime Minister. Who's he sending the letter to?

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That's the joke!

:#marseybrainlet:

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lmao bussy bot kino. Dunked on every party involved.

Jewish lives matter.

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I was hoping one of you guys was going to get it

:#marseyitsover:

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Dw I got it :marseybigbrain:

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:#marseyloveyou:

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!friendsofbussy-boy he's got some bangers in this thread

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I'm trying to get out of the shadow of the fish, I think we all have to try.

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I thought it was a black woman

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This is my second post on rdrama and you are already misgendering me.

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Have you ever considered having sexo with Anya Taylor Joy?

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I don't believe in bestiality. Sorry.

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What do you think Anya Taylor Joy is?

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I think she's a white woman.

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Do you think having sexo with white women is beastiality?

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:marseytrump: : Wtf? I was told you guys only frick kids? Why is this guy touching by butt then?

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It is a strange thing to see when I say I only molest children and he looks at me shocked.

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Needs more capitalization

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Sorry I wrote it with one hand on my peepee. Do better :marseynails:

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Britain in 1824:

>sell tea to someone else again and I'll blockade your entire country :marseyredcoat:

Britain in 2024:

>stop making the pakistani male feminists uncomfortable or I'll completely disarm myself :marseytears:

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In the end the french won :marseysmug2:

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Did they? Paris makes San Francisco look tame in comparison.

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Hey, at least they managed to drag Britain down with them. It's still a win! :marseysalutearmy:

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It's a sacrificial zone.

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>Britain actively enables and covers up the widespread r*pe and murder of underage girls for decades

>People point out this is pretty fricked up

>YEAH WELL YOUR KIDS GET SHOT

Key difference being they don't actively encourage or cover it up.

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Also most of the "kids getting shot" are caught in a cycle of gang violence we aren't allowed to do anything about since it's just their culture.

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Yeah, the word 'kids' does a heck of a lot of heavy lifting when you're generally discussing high schoolers. Most actual kids that get shot are poor things caught in the crossfire of teenagers and adults, who are too stupid to consider their poorly aimed bullet could go through the wall of a nearby house and hit a poor kiddo inside.

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Also kids shooting other kids because gangbangers recruit em young

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"They don't encourage it" which is why Republican legislators never address the violent gun culture here? Why you can buy a gun easier than a car? Get the frick out of here.

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There isn't a "violent gun culture" outside of the hood.

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The amount of right wing mass shooters says otherwise.

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Who commits the most gun crime?

Hint: It isn't white people

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https://nij.ojp.gov/topics/articles/public-mass-shootings-database-amasses-details-half-century-us-mass-shootings 5 seconds of research and you would know white people commit the vast majority of mass shootings. White supremacy is the greatest terror threat this nation faces. You are really bad at this.

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I am going to touch you. Brutally. Moisturized. Happy. Passionately. Waiting.

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Man the UK politicians are really afraid of social media it's obvious. I haven't seen Elon post anything that a newspaper would've or should've, even just transcripts from the trial with comments like "what's going on in the UK?"


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He's starting to get more aggressive actually :marseyxd:

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:marseylaugh:

Does Musk even understand that the lib dems have never been in charge of anything? He might as well bully Ron Paul for not preventing the Iraq War.

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>saying "wins the Internet"

:m#arseymagdump:

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He could support an inquiry into it instead of pretending that the r*pe gangs never existed and islam is as wholesome as tea and scones. :marseyshrug:

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There already was an inquiry into it from 2022

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Yeah and it found the cops were incompetent and groomer adjacent.

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utter based.

each of those tweets would put an average Britbong in prison for a year, for the contemporary equivalent of lรจse-majesty.

america is the only country that has freedom of speech

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Oh boy it is getting spicy.


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Jarvis break the US homicide rate down by race

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I lived in marion South Carolina for a few months there were shootings there every night and the population is only 6k there. Down south rural or city doesn't matter it gets dangerous everywhere.

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This is just a diversion from elon's love of indian cheap labor

It sounds crazy if you don't know xitter lore but basically elon tried hard to pretend to be "dark MAGA" le based right winger, but accidentally slipped up a week or two ago and started calling everyone r-slurs when his new "mass deportations now!" friends didn't like his idea of tripling the amount of indian H1B visas.

Then he doubled down and called americans too r-slurred to even educate for the jobs. Then a bunch of right wing brown accounts started trying to damage control by saying it's not the race it's their culture.

That didn't work very well and the entire xitter assblasted him with indian poo memes so someone probably told him to pivot to UK r*pe gangs.

Then he announced rule changes to punish negativity.

I hope at least i get more furry porn on my timeline instead of the stupid right wing grifter infighting. Just call me when an actual revolution happens, until then let me browse porn in peace

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There will be less toxicity and more positivity on this site :marseyelonmusk!:

Proceeds to talk about nothing but child :rape: for weeks

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Idk shedding light on miscarriages of justice seems positive to me, in a way

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Its not shedding light on it though, this isnt news in the UK and there was an inquiry into it in 2022.

The only reason its being done is to avoid the h1b backlash he got

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The inquiry was done but the results were buried and it seems like many bongs were unaware of how truly bad it was. More crucially people in power weren't held truly accountable.

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t sounds crazy if you don't know xitter lore but basically elon tried hard to pretend to be "dark MAGA" le based right winger, but accidentally slipped up a week or two ago and started calling everyone r-slurs when his new "mass deportations now!" friends didn't like his idea of tripling the amount of indian H1B visas

:marseyconfused: are you talking to us?

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Brits right now :marseyshesright:

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Starmer would be found dead of suicide with several bullets in the back of his skull in a child brothel if he tried this. Defacto dismantling MI6 and GCHQ is what makes the spooks start dismantling politicians.

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That would be so cool :marseyfsjal:

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Unfortunately imams will straight up tell their congregation who Allah wants them to vote for, so Labour will try as hard as they can to bury this

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"You dumb racist, it's not like Tommy Robinson was the only person talking about this"

"Also the only time I've ever talked about this was when I was saying Robinson needs to go to jail for being too loud about this, and about how anyone nooticing is a bigot"

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Bong arent human

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:ma#rseyagreefast:

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>Man, UK is kinds of fricked up for covering this up so long.

>W-well you got school shootings!

It would have been a better comeback, though not by much, had they not already played it to death.

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Like your kids got shot to death????? :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

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It raises the interesting philosophical question of "would you rather be shot or gangraped?"

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if you don't stop talking about how objectively shit and third world and fascist our country is WE'LL STOP LETTING YOU PROTECT US!!!

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Its actually a threat to stop sharing information on american citizens with the US government. So even more r-slurred.

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Just admit you fricked up and let sand BIPOCs r*pe teenage girls.

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Why does Britain even need a security partnership with the US? It faces no serious foreign threats, it has nuclear weapons, is surrounded by ocean, and has a $3.3 trillion GDP.

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Spain playing the long game :capymerchant:

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Our day will come, hermanos!

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We'll discover this in a decade or two apparently :lelolidk:

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Yesss Uk Us war! :marseyfsjal:

I always wanted to see who would win between Gurkhas and the seals

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