Bongland will stop being friends with America if Trumps doesn't tell Elon to stop bullying Starmer :marseyindignant:

https://x.com/ben_kew/status/1876441593936314500

Lots of seething bongs in the replies :britmutt:

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are considering ending their security partnership

Lol lmao. And pigs will fly.

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what are they even gonna help us with? Theyre a tiny island on the other side of an ocean with no additonal military assets beyond US capabilities.

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I saw a bong saying that the MI6 should pull out of the Five Eyes thing. I think that's all they have left at this point :marseyshrug:

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When the Bongs become a safe haven for piracy

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Donkey Kong Country was a documentary :kongpirate: :donkeykongbass: :funkykong:

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whats funny is that five eyes shouldnt even be a thing and is an evil concept that allows them to conduct surveillance that would be otherwise considered illegal. The 5 countries literally spy on each other's citizens and then share the data. The reason is bc if the UK can spy on US citizens in ways that the US gov would be consitutionally bound from doing bc of 4th amendment pr whatever, and the US does the same for them and australia and so forth. Its like how the CIA "pays" millions of tacpayer dollars every year to ATT for their consumer data. Since theyre paying for ot and ATT is just voluntarily handing it over in exchamge(not that theyre worried about being chatged with treason if they dont) it doesnt violate the fourth bc there is technically no seizure.

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That'll happen anyway once the UK gets browned to <90 IQ.

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So you're saying they are getting smarter?

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>You see old chap, our long time ally poortugal :poortuguesecope: will help protect us quite :fancywithwine:

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Although this video is greatly enhanced by being able to speark Portuguese you'll be able to enjoy it nonetheless

Witness the might of the modern :portugalitsover: military

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:#marseyxd:

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Imagina morar em Portugal e ter que ouvir esse sotaque todos os dias?

Nunca sequer começou pros Tugas.

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:portugalitsover: :handshake: :marseybong:

Em questão de não saber falar a própria língua.

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I hope the US just ends the whole protecting everyone shtick and now Europe has to deal with ziggers sending the Zerg hordes to try and frick everything up

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