Introduction
This (on the right) is PirateSoftware
He's otherwise known as Jason Thor Hall - or more importantly - as Maldavius Figtree, his online Fursona when he played Second Life.
He rose to fame by (ab)using YouTube Shorts. In these he shares his outlandish knowledge on a plethora of topics ranging from computer science (hacking), running a ferret rescue operations to working at blizzard. In fact, he will mention at least one of the topics within 10 seconds. He's also a game developer and a streamer. The sad reality - he has no clue about anything. People tend to believe his words as he appears wise and smart and stuff. His KiwiFarms Thread has 160 pages of people rightfully hating and collecting his r-slurred statements. He's god's gift to mankind - and he'll make sure you think so too.
Drama
He's also a self-proclaimed "top-tier" World of Warcraft player with years of experience and an actual history of working at Blizzard - and then wimped out on his hardcore (permadeath) streamer guild OnlyFangs, getting multiple others killed as he ran away from a very survivable encounter. To clarify, various streamers are currently running a hardcore classic world of warcraft guild called OnlyFangs. The point of hardcore is that you only have one life, if you die at any point of the game, you have to re-level which may take at least 120 hours. So unlike regular classic which is piss-easy baby mode, dying is a big deal. That's why you need to trust your teammates in a dungeon or raid, as your in-game life depends on them NOT fricking up. Pirate did frick up. In fact, he fricked up so bad that the entire streaming world sans his paid shill buddy Asmongold is pooping on him. Rightfully so. Not only did he frick up, he also refused to acknowledge even a modicum of accountability, and instead iteratively double triple or quadruple downs on his original statements. The entire /r/LivestreamFail subreddit is full of threads pooping on him and it's genuinely the most endearing thing I've ever seen. Not even universally hated child male feminists are as despised. Never mess with !g*mers:
I won't go into more detail here because most of these threads are just hating for the sake of hating or other known streamers giving their extremely valuable opinion but
this is the original thread that started all of it - containing the now infamous clip.
Discussion
Does he deserve the death penalty&&
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guy did nothing wrong lol.
all of these hardcore classic wow streamers are god fricking awful at the game and don't understand basic mechanics, have horrible mechanics when playing the game, and don't react quickly enough.
him running was the absolute best play he could have made, let's say he goes back to nova those mobs, they're still faster and still have gap closers. nova doesn't last forever.
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Have you considered that he has made a fair bit of money recently and therefore he should die?
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Rare pizza L
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There has never been a pizzaL
We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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How do you manage to be wrong about literally everything? Its an actually impressive feat.
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Dumb take, he is literally in zero danger trying to max range blizz, but couldn't even do that.
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Had not enough mana to blizzard kite them
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I dunno anything about this game. But if he is banning people typing managem because he had one to replenish mana we already know who was in the wrong.
Nothing wrong in being a coward but acting like everyone one else is the r slur and you the perfect angel is gay
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Dire Maul 猛犸象 Mana Gem 玛娜宝石 Rank 1 Blizzard 1 级暴风雪 Rank 1 Frost Nova 等级 1 冰霜新星 Polymorph 多形态 The Dire Maul Disaster of 2025 2025 年迪尔莫尔灾难 Cockroach 蟑螂
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I think his cloak also was off CD. Also he had mana for lvl1 spells but he blew it all on frost barrier which does frick all
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There are more than one rank of blizzard. Rank 1 costs 150 or so which has the same slowing effect.
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320 mana, 15% reduction if skilled (most likely).
he still had more than enough with gem, robe & pot. and him not resetting spirit regen by unnecessarily casting blink/barrier
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if you think these r-slurs have rank 1 blizzard bound ur on one.
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Neighbor is a mage, he has blink and ice block invisibility, etc.
Goddarn even in video games you dont know what you're talking about and I haven't even touched WoW in YEARS.
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I have 6 rank 1 titles and am a 3400 io player. I am better than you are at wow.
Blink and ice block lmao
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Child, you're talking to someone who ascended past WoW. Nobody cares about your gay rank and how you can suck 6 peepees at the same time on warcraftlogs.com (more like warcraftHOGS amiright lmao)
Even with wow you're debunked because dude doesn't even use his mana gem or archmage robes or use rank 1 spells to save his team.
Id say you get carried but you probably don't have any friends that would.
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nobody that plays classic wow has any of this bound.
you cant be carried to rank 1 or 3400 io lmao.
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Sounds like you suck at wow.
Mythic dungeons is for peepeesucking cute twinks. I bet you have no CEs.
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i have gotten CE every tier I raided, on top of having all orange logs.
the idea a rank 1 3400 IO player somehow couldn't get CE is wild and shows how little you know about the game lmao
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You right you probably paid for a CE carry lmao
Gottem
You play a 20 year old game only 30 somethings still play because they missed their train to start a family with a woman who loves them.
!g*mers real
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Too real
, you already gottem too
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Ok lol
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not in vanilla
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Even without that, mage that level has more utility than most other classes to CC mobs to help his team peel
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Everyone is at fault here
the streamers for pretending like losing thier toons matters, their fulltime job is to level in wow and this is just more content for them
the viewers for clipping EVERY SENTENCE another streamer says about Pirate and posting it to LSF
Seriously, seeing so many threads on there are just 5 second clips of one streamer saying one sentence about the guy is infuriating, the people watching and obsessing over this are children
We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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sheep mage, no more frostbolts. nova rest. r1 blizzard kite.
he has mana gem & robes & pots ready. that is enough to kite forever, cause it costs only 320mana. also dont spend all your mana blinking & casting ice barrier. or drink before the pull if you think half a mana bar is not enough.
"muh boss". let the rest of the group take care of the boss. "muh aggro from regaining mana" stfu r-slur.
like what?
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those dogs used to charge, I'm not actually sure though as i dont even remember what patch this was.
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So you are saying they all deserve the bullet.
I'm with you on that.
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