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r/smalldickproblems user says the only reason he hasn't killed himself is because he's scared of the coroner judging him for his micropeepee
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This is so fricking inspiring
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married with 2 kids yet posting on /r/smalldickproblems
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Loveless marriages with obese women is one of the worst deaths. Especially if the kids aren't yours and their real dad has a bigger peepee than you. But every day you get up and look an the mirror and tell yourself some lie you don't believe to get through it. Then you go on reddit and lie to some other guys, that it's ok, that they can lie to themselves too.
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The kids are his.
It's that 0.2% african blood that is progresses back to black skin.
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Bb, you can lie too us here. No need too go too Reddit. Trans lives matter
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Is 4 even considered micro?
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Nah. 4 is just small.
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4 is just below average, still sph territory
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4 would be noticeably small but at least you could still frick. I'm not sure 1 inchers could even get it in unless they were literally laying on top of a woman
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4 is pretty small
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It literally does though
These people joined a small pp community
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4 inches is average size in India theirs 1.5 billion Indians
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I shouldnt laugh but I fricking snorted
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Thankfully germs have a final solution to the small peepee question
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Okay so I remember this from back when it actually happened
but I don't recall anything about the peepee being small. I always assumed it was roughly hot dog sized because why else would you bother so much with cooking it?
Having said that, I'm not a German gay internet s*x cannibal murderer, so maybe they have different motivations than I do.
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Lmao imagine cutting your own peepee off to eat it and then the r-slur who you trusted to help you fricking burns the thing to the point it's inedible.
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At least it didn't go to waste
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https://www.9news.com.au/world/japanese-man-cooks-serves-own-genitals/2b7c8948-6782-47d3-874f-1a74bb270523
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Tldr?
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Their own or from animals?
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Omg just read it neighbor. Two germ moids met up.
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I'd rather not
Fascism
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Better to be
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Just get a tattoo above your peepee that says "I promise when I was alive I was a grower."
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Nah doesn't it chub up after death? They are gonna know
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"Fascinating, his death-erection is tiny even though his tattoo proves he was a grower. Let's take pictures of this medical curiosity and publish them in our medical journals. We can put his face on the cover of Small Peepees Quarterly!"
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Cut it off first then, duh
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Whining about small pp is incredibly whack. Instead, just make it your life goal to disappoint as many women as possible, refuse to apologize, and tell them it's their problem
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Reminds me of the joke:
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Literally me
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That whole place is one of wailing and the gnashing of teeth. May God have mercy on their souls
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Wasn't this literally a CumTown bit?
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He could always jump into a wood chipper or go on a Titanic submarine ride, many ways to stop these lecherous "coroners" from getting their one night goon session with you.
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More like one night laugh session. You ever hear the fat guy who had surgery and kept his phone on
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If you have a small peepee just meet someone who's into it or date Asian women.
Obviously don't go for chicks with beta blockers.
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What, like chicks with cardiac arrhythmia?
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The propranolol hoes are the most boring in bed
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That's why I always carry beta agonist in case they are too chill. I just dose them up until they start shaking
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Living with a small deformed peepee is heck
I can't take it anymore the pain is getting too much.
Every day i imagine how my life would be if i had a big peepee, it would be a totally diferent world.
I have no motivation for anything because of my peepee i reject every girl who comes close and i feel intimidated by them.
Imagine a life were you are proud of your peepee and you want to show it off to girls, imagine a life were you dont think about your peepee 24/7.
Not only is my peepee small i also have hypospadias i have a lot of scartissue its bend weird and the peehole is on the underside of my head.
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Vantablack
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Absolute fricking bullshit and a testament to this useless scrote's victim complex.
Having a micropeepee is no reason not to keep yourself safe. He could literally cut his peepee off and bleed to death and avoid the embarrassment altogether.
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christ
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Just be proud of your small peepee, what else are you supposed to do?
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Is what blacks people say in the mirror with their fist raised high every morning they prepare the foil booster bag to steal from Walgreens.
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They can change their behavior though, unless you have magic peepee growing pills that actually work you're stuck with what you got. Might as well own it
#SmallPeepeePride
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True true they should just learn to code or work at McDonald's
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i would be more afraid of coroner fricking my dead body wich is surprisingly very common.
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