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r/smalldickproblems user says the only reason he hasn't killed himself is because he's scared of the coroner judging him for his micropeepee

https://old.reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/1hymb1m/post_mortem_embarrassment/ 

								

								

									
									
Post Mortem embarrassment
One of the main things that has kept me from taking my own life, and added to the fear of death, is the idea that after I die I will be laid out on a sterile table and observed in all my pathetic glory. My whole life I've done a very good job of making sure no one sees my peepee while flaccid. Won't matter. Honestly just wanna blow myself up.


									
								

							

							

								
									
								
							

							

								
	

							

						

						
						

							

								
							

						

					

					
						

							
							
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If you have a small peepee just meet someone who's into it or date Asian women.
Obviously don't go for chicks with beta blockers.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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That's why I always carry beta agonist in case they are too chill. I just dose them up until they start shaking

						


						
							

							

								
									
Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Obviously don't go for chicks with beta blockers.
What, like chicks with cardiac arrhythmia?

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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The propranolol hoes are the most boring in bed

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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